It’s all happening.
I grew up with space marines. Alien. Halo. Starship Troopers. All full of people living the most badass careers imaginable and traveling the galaxy to shoot up aliens in sweet space armor. Sure, most of them died horrible, screaming, tentacle-inflicted deaths, but there’s no job title more epic than space marine.
The definitive list of most epic job titles goes:
1. space marine
2. secret agent
3. freelance sperm donor
4. special forces officer
5. bear trainer
Imagine kids in the year 2030.
“My dad is a space marine!”
“Oh yeah? Well my dad is a freelance sperm donor!”
“Hey, you kind of look like me.”
The future’s gonna be fucking cool.