Blue Apron | Free Meal
As grown ass men, we should be able to cook our own damn food (and no, the microwave doesn’t count as cooking). Not only is it generally cheaper, but a home cooked meal is usually healthier since you know exactly what goes into your prep. Since we all know that grocery shopping can be such a pain in the ass, we’ve decided to share with you, Fellow Chivers, the ultimate, next-level pro-tip: Blue Apron. Fresh ingredients, original recipes, all delivered right to your door. They’ll provide you with all the ingredients you need to make a delicious meal in exactly the right proportions. And since we’re such generous dudes, we’re hooking you up with a primo discount: The first 100 Chivers will get three free meals on their first Blue Apron order using the link. Consider your game, changed, my friends.