Chi-Town Bill is BACK

We’re 100% sure this Chi-Town Bill tee was the reason the Cubs won the World Series last year. Not only that, but it became one of the most knocked-off, counterfeit designs during the Series. So, this year, we tweaked the design a bit to feature the iconic red ‘C’ on the front and the back, so you can distinguish the AUTHENTIC (read: not shitty quality) version from the fakes being shilled outside the stadium. Snag your 2017 Chi-Town Bill tee right HERE.

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Oh Yeeeaaah!

Here at The Chivery, we like to think of Bloody Marys as the best hangover drink of all time. Everyone’s got their own recipe, but we love them all. Honestly, it’s the kind of love that can cause a person to go bursting through a brick wall with a pitcher of Bloody Marys, screaming OH YEEEAAAH! Perhaps we’re getting a little carried away over here, but it’s probably just the vodka. Anyway, the cult classic Oh Yeah tee is back in stock and available right HERE

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Tres Amigos walk into a bar…

Remember that time three silent film actors from Hollywood saved an embattled Mexican town from the evil bandit El Guapo? Us, too. The Chivery has lovingly captured one of the greatest SNL alumni films of all time on this brand-spankin-new Tres Amigos tee. Snag one HERE and go serenade some señoritas.

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March Chive Box Subscriptions are open now!

Last year, when we released theCHIVE Box for the first time, we knew it was something special – a lot of carefully curated exclusive Chive gear alongside some bonkers surprises. The box became so popular, we were unable release it to new subscribers in the month of January or February to catch up with demand.

Today we’re opening up theCHIVE Box for March and it contains even more value than ever before. We’re even loading some of the boxes with big cash surprises!

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F*ck the Gipper! Win One For the Stripper!

Now that the GOP and Dems have chosen their candidates, we’re giving our Third Party tee our own *CONVENTION BOUNCE* if you catch our drift. It’ll help you put your money *INSIDE THE BELTWAY* if you catch our drift. Just don’t *REACH ACROSS THE AISLE* if you catch our drift (gotta pay extra for that). There’s never been a better time to claim your allegiance to Strippers. Pick up your tee HERE!

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