Parents can be cruel to their kids…and hilarious (20 Photos)

Oliver Shoulder

Some of these are funny as hell. Whoever knew parents could be so fucking evil? Mike Litoris must have fun introducing himself to new people

Ha @ #8. I knew him!! He went to Aiken High School in Cincinnati, OH

Mister Love was merely living up to his name.

on #17 you put your chive logo right over the joke…….c'mon!!!

I can vouch for Gaye Males. She's a real estate agent in Kitchener, Ontario (Canada – duh). Her office gets phone pranks by the dozens every week.

I have a customer whose name is Wanda Inhmathong.

Also, I enjoyed #16 and #18.

(Old joke, and no I don’t hate the Irish one of my great grandparents was Irish)
Irishman: I want to change my name!
Official: What’s your name now?’
Irishman: Patrick Shithouse!
Official: Oh I see, what do you want to change it to?
Irishman: Michael!’
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At least they didn’t let them play with crocodiles as kids. But with names like that, maybe it would have been better if they had.

Seriously Gary this is what you spend all your free time doing I’d never even heard of this bullshit site…pathetic…that’s the last straw I can’t take your lies any more…I just have one thing to tell you.

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While we often see dumbass bots trolling their identity/money stealing dating websites in the comments, it is not often we see them as number one on a post.

Well done Dumbass Bot Trolling Their Identity/Money Stealing Dating Website!

Seriously fucking die already!

And Chive Bros. you need to set up a filter so that if the first four words in a comment is “Life is so lonely.” it’s not posted. You guys have too awesome a site to let it go down the toilet with this shit. Now get on it! That is all.

Gentlemen….Judy really does Swallow. It’s a fact.

#18 had me in tears. Excellent!!!

I met someone once whose name was “Ophelia Wang.” Believe me, you didn’t want her to.

damn Chive, why do you drag this old one out ever month or so? Moar bewbs for Friday.

my brother knew two girls called henrietta dick and lotta dick. abuse!

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It is an interracial dating site for sexy singles of all races. You may have a try..
for black and white peolple

The old lady ranger for Olympic National Park at Staircase is named Beejay Cox.
I have also work with a very nice shipfitter named Dick Lovingood.

What’s up with no Anita’s

in sweded it's ILLEGAL to name your child metallica.

if thats true would a guy named metallica be allowed into sweden?

i dont think thats true though….it cant be true. im going to have to google this arent i.

i went to school with a girl named Cherry Nipple

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The Mike Litoris one is a joke. That’s my neighbor – did a TV interview for this bimbo reporter during the fires in Orange County a couple years ago. That dude is a local hero. hahaha.