• fasterthanu


  • t-BONE

    ding dong !

  • kater

    Bovine broad, period. Lost battle with gravity when pre-teen. Now a stocky ho that wears hair up in funny hairdos to gain 2 inches up.

    • pufffdragon

      You are so gay…and possibly retarded.

      • kater

        You guys need to stop fapping to pillows and learn what is truly beautiful in a woman. But to do that you'd first need to crawl out from your spank smelling basements at mom's place and make an attempt at life. As much as busty chicks should be appreciated, this particular one is simply a sow. her face is ugly, she only looks acceptable because of countless hours of photoshop and careful positioning of the camera. A truly beautiful woman looks best on the first photo they take. Now git.

        • nemesis

          Just appreciate it for what it is. Jesus Christ, no-one's asking you to marry her or put her forward for Miss Universe. She has very large breasts! That's all you need to know – they can be enjoyable to play with, fondle, lay on or whatever you fancy doing! It's a fantasy! It's life! Get over yourself.

          • kater

            No, I do not appreciate fugly chicks on the net. Enough of them in the real world. Want fantasy? Look at pretty gals. "Pretty" can differ for any of us, ok, but there are some boundaries. This one has just gone too far. Fantasy, you say. OK, here's what my fantasy tells me – the stocky broad has cellulite that can rival a champion cauliflower. Her bags, when touched, will feel like warm rubbery water bottles, the kind your grandma puts on her back when aching. Her nips are prolly stretched like small pancakes. I definitely do not expect her nips to be hard any time, even when fondled for hours. Her snatch. Well, imagine a bucket. Yup, a meat bucket. That's closest.
            I'd throw her out of bed. Yes, i would. She is grotesque. I'd probably have no erection at all with her. She is simply repulsive. That's how I see her. If you guys find it enjoyable to drool over her, go ahead. But don't force others to.
            Now get back to your wanking, enough reading for one sitting.

            • nemesis

              I'm sorry, who exactly was forcing you to look?

              • MGS

                Kater… there are all types of women, true. But if you're going to bash Denise Milani, well, you're wrong as default. It's just the way it is.
                And she's a skank when she teases, but not when she doesn't remove her clothes?
                And it's true, she's voluptuous, but that might not be your cup of tea. That's no reason whatsoever to bash her. It's eye candy and that's it.
                I used to like Veronica Zemanova, for instance… but she just looks too unreal now. Milani, at least there's the benefit of the doubt. Eastern European models… well, just look at Ewa Sonnet or Anna Tanya Song. It's something that happens there for the benefit of humanity
                I'd like to hear your pathetic voice tremble if you have the astonishingly unlikely opportunity to even be in the same room as her. She'd poke one of your eyes with one of those.

            • Khaki Mallard


            • fasterthanu

              You're putting the pussy on a pedestal, clearly you're a virgin.

            • Funvee

              Not all men enjoy bony, emaciated 13yr old girls, Kater. Most of us enjoy actual, post-pubescent women.

        • pffft

          Finally. Those sag bags are not sexy.

        • hrnghlbrap

          Important lessons on getting out of mom's basement from the guy trolling Chive.

          • HAL20XX

            You deserve bonus points for having "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" is your avatar!

        • fasterthanu

          Dude, you're on about people getting a life when you type a whole fucking essay for each reply to your stupid comments.

          Clearly you have no life, and possibly no testicles.

        • mike

          how is her face ugly? explain. shes actually very beautiful. She looks best in the first through the last.

    • Viper

      This guy ranks about a 9.9 on the gay scale…

    • hmm


      oh and you can hardly expect women with breasts this big to be gravity-defying, they look awesome either way. idiot mentioning that

    • dubya

      It's great that girls, (sexy chivers I salute you), visit the chive but don't be hateful when you see a woman that is probably hotter than you can ever hope to be.

      • kater

        Not a girl here, and this sow is not hot. As in NOT hot.

        • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

          yeaaaaah still gay tho. if you actually look at her face and not just rack on the huge boobs she has, you'll find she has very pretty facial features

          • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

            damn it! i fail. rag*

    • Coldzilla

      Hey how bout you post a pic of YOU and we can rip YOU apart………


      I didnt think so………..

      • kater

        Wanna compare a middle aged man with that barrel? C'mon. All goes to show that you are care about your fap object more than self respect. Just to reiterate – she looks bad. Not awesome. Her boobs are gross, not attractive. In no respect is she an attractive female. Cum receptacle, yes. Grotesque broad, yes. Good example of what not to do with your body – yes. Sb mentioned trolling. Well, you just need to understand that ppl have opinions. Mine differs from yours. That doesn't make me a troll. On the contrary, trolling is assaulting sb for daring to word some different opinion. And you, coldzilla, are best proof that idiots live everywhere and will take every opportunity to bestow their lack of understanding on others. Best of luck in your lives, fap and be merry.
        Oh, and better leave all non DDD chicks to men who can appreciate them.

        • miss beezy pleezy

          You are a sad person. I feel sorry for you. Cheer up, son.

        • Coldzilla

          Yes all guys have opinions but YOU said "You guys need to stop fapping to pillows and learn what is truly beautiful in a woman." Well what makes YOUR opinion any mopre valid than anyone elses? No one ELSE is projecting theirs onto others……

          "And you, coldzilla, are best proof that idiots live everywhere and will take every opportunity to bestow their lack of understanding on others."

          Oh really? Lack of understanding. LMFAO. I actually took the TIME to read and respond to your comment, YOU on the other hand apparently didnt read mine as you say "C'mon. All goes to show that you are care about your fap object more than self respect" Read my comment again asshat. I never GAVE an opinion in my response to you. Funny tho that you think you could glean that from three short sentences. Seriously get over yourself LMFAO

          All this just goes to prove that either a) your comprehension skills need some work or b) youre just here to listen to yourself prattle on.

          Im thinkin its a little of both. 😉

          Time to shuffle off back to YouTube skippy. The plethora of 12 year olds over their might raise your chances of not getting your ass handed to you as many have done in this thread LOL

    • LOLWUT

      Haters gonna hate.

    • StevieB

      Wait, 'bovine'? As in, she has cow-like features? And stocky? I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.

  • Ducky

    I really like her. My penis told me so.

  • Stupendous

    Holy Lower Back problems, Batman!

  • Snicker

    I wouldn't say "well-proportioned". I would say "has-huge-boobs".

    • Thatmaythusnot

      She ain't well-proportioned at all. Thank heavens for that!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1379875532 Lisa Martin

    Web sites list her as DDD. That's just nuts. I've had DD's. And that gave me enough lower back problems. Good gawd. I can't imagine having them that large…ALL the time. 🙁 Ouch.

    • CaptainInsano

      You clearly just posted that to inform us all you had DD's..

    • Danny P

      Now you clearly need to show them…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1379875532 Lisa Martin

        "Had"…not have. It's an important distinction. I was breast feeding. And when I weaned the children, I went back to normal size. (I could say what my "normal" size is, but I didn't, and I won't…so thinking I was trying to brag, you can bite me CI. Danny, I was in the how folks lost their virginity gallery, feel free to figure out which is me.) Anyway, I am glad they are normal again. Because it seriously does hurt. DDD's all the time? Crazy. :-/

  • king

    can't…. stop…… fapping….. i'm starting to chafe….ahhhhhh!!!!!!

  • Bizarrobear

    38 pictures of one woman? Bob <3 Denise… Bob <3 Denise… (or maybe just huge tits)

  • Viper

    Holy tits, batman!

  • Wadafakyatakinabout

    mama… nom… nom… nom… nom… nom… nom… nom… nom…

  • Brad

    She needs to hurry up and do some nekkid pics before those things are hanging down around her ankles.

    • Northman

      Totally agree. She's being selfish by not sharing those with the world.

  • chrisdg74

    Well proportioned = top-heavy. 🙂
    Thank you for giving her, her own post.

  • vince

    Denise, I could keep you very, very happy…

  • kiouv

    Sorry, but THIS is freaky. And I would like to see the pictures without photoshop and/or body makeup.

  • Chingchongchina

    I think she'd look even hotter while in her Ford Winstar waiting to pick her kids up from high school. Fappity fap fap.

    • dubya

      Best comment of the day… So far

  • sanjay


  • Juiol

    Waaay too much.

  • https://thechive.com/ unfairrobot

    How is the internet big enough for those puppies? <3

  • OneClownShoe

    Side-boob and under-boob no matter what she is wearing. Gotta love it.

  • Grendel

    everywhere she is,is summer

    • tst4eko

      FINALLY a post all of her own! Thanks Chive! now to get them in HQ…..


    She is easily one of the hottest women around, great body, face, smile.
    I've seen her in person at a SBB event and she was soooooooo hot!!!

  • bagel

    too big

  • Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    Please excuse me while I go fap in the bathroom at work 🙂

  • o.o

    34 Triple D's on a 19 inch waist.. o.o

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