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theCHIVE Exclusive: Shay Maria, Zero Photoshop Part II (28 HQ Photos)

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  • DCMOFO

    #6

    Very beautiful!

    • Paula

      She is fucking hot. Posts like this and the Dar are the fucking reason people come to this site. I gotta say though. I do dig the fact that the Chive is now pimping their site and selling radar detectors. Thats awesome, I told them the should just completely butt fuck us and sell CHIVE edition Jersey Shore dvd sets but my comment has to be approved by the site admins. Chive is getting awesome in there selling out. Banksy shit, radar detectors. Way to completely fuck your site douche bags. I'm sure one could be capitalistic with out just raking the coals over the cunts of your viewers and going completley fadau take it in the pooper gay. You guys are fuck ups, way to ruin a great thing and have zero fucking integrity. I thought the chive was a bit different, but I guess we all become what we hate sooner or later. Light speed fags- money is calling.

      Kisses,
      Paula

      • Paula is an ass

        Hmmmm, don't like it?
        Get The Fuck Out
        Paula, please GTFO
        Ass

      • Julian Flynn

        ….What?

      • Paula's #1 Fan

        You're not the real Paula

        • DistractedIndividual

          Anyone who feels like posting a bitchy comment now can just claim being Paula and will get double the pissy replies just because everyone 'hates' Paula.

        • turdfergusson

          Totally not the real Paula. He didn't even use the correct obnoxious tag lines. The real Paula would have encouraged us to stick hot coals up our cunts, not complain about it.

          Should have pretended to be COCO.

      • Cake is a Lie

        Yeah – "Paula" – if you dont like it, just leave. No one is forcing you to come to this site. Think you can do it better? then try! I think its pretty hypocritical of people to tell a company or another person to not take the option of more money, more prestige, more notoriety. What about that lost raise at work? Did you turn that down because you didnt want to sell out? The boss wanted to move you into a higher position? Oh – better turn that down too. "Paula" is a retard.

    • earl sweatshirt

      Ruined it with the pedo bear sweatshirt shoot . Awesome real girl , but she should work out a little .

    • Cake is a Lie

      #19 legs crossed and STILL has the gap. A-MAZE-ING

    • Lauren Gentile

      Her eyes look a lot like Jennifer Garner's to me. I love that shot too!

    • YupYupYup

      Very Awesome!! now turn off the stinking floodlights so we can SEEE!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    all i can say is awesome!
    and #25 took my breath away

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      oh, and i love the subtle nose piercing on #17

      • Paula

        She is fucking hot. Posts like this and the Dar are the fucking reason people come to this site. I gotta say though. I do dig the fact that the Chive is now pimping their site and selling radar detectors. Thats awesome, I told them the should just completely butt fuck us and sell CHIVE edition Jersey Shore dvd sets but my comment has to be approved by the site admins. Chive is getting awesome in there selling out. Banksy shit, radar detectors. Way to completely fuck your site douche bags. I'm sure one could be capitalistic with out just raking the coals over the cunts of your viewers and going completley fadau take it in the pooper gay. You guys are fuck ups, way to ruin a great thing and have zero fucking integrity. I thought the chive was a bit different, but I guess we all become what we hate sooner or later. Light speed fags- money is calling. She looks hot in this one because you cant see her cellulite.

        Kisses,
        Paula

        • DistractedIndividual

          Fake Paula,
          Long posts that are almost the same as your last one= pathetic trolling attempt.

        • we all got aids

          fail troll is fail troll. http://www.oneadayporno.com

    • PointBlank_

      how much for the pedobear coat she was wearing?

    • we all got aids

      dang man all these take my breath away. http://www.oneadayporno.com

  • junction

    Saw the first photo in the Pedo set and thought, 'the chive just turned it up a notch or three'

    well done Chive and, of course, Shay

    #18

    • That Guy

      i burst out laughing when i realized it was shay. this is strangely hot. damn you chive for confusing me!

    • BigDingo

      She is hot as hell but, #18 did cause me some mixed emotions.

    • What is this?

      so many confusing erections in this room right now

    • nrs

      So pretty much whatever shay wears in her photoshoots, will then be sold in the chivery? šŸ˜‰

    • Ian

      my boner is confused

  • AEON

    WOW!!!

  • DPH

    Awesome! When is part III?

    • Lev

      And what could she possibly mean by "flaws"?
      Does not compute…

      • Jedi

        Chive, why not save time and hire this girl full time. She could be the house chivette and always be on hand for, oh lets say, Hump day, braless tues, and any other f'ing day.
        We love this girl!!

      • Tyler

        She does have one flaw. There aren't enough pictures of her perfect backside in this photo shoot.

        • b-ry

          another flaw = too much of the same pictures / poses.
          change it up a bit!!!

        • Cith

          She also has like a cut or some shit on her knee

          • Rick

            That's a speck of dust on the sensor. It was there on the first session too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lalo.spain Lalo Teijeiro

    yes!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/lalo.spain Lalo Teijeiro

      forgot my #13 ! so guud

  • sofaking

    The pedo bear hoodie was the cutest. Thanks Shay for being so awesome and sexy!

  • From Nicaragua

    I'd like to see moar chivettes like this. This is relevant to my interests

  • buuillis

    you could photoshop her to make her less attractive and i'd still hit it over 99% of earth

    • Lucas

      bold statement my friend

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    I'll take #26……..(is that my FB profile pic back there?)

    • http://www.facebook.com/Trent.Stroud Trent Stroud

      There's FB pics in there?

      • http://twitter.com/whitsouth11 whitneysouth

        Yeah I didn't see any FB pics in there… Weird.

        • Facebook pic?

          you know your gay when…

          • Steeb

            i don't see a problem here….in fact, it would be the complete opposite

          • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

            I suppose the subtlety of the joke was, a sweet ass posing on the mugs of Chivers…..

            and to answer your gay question: when I allow your dad to swallow??

          • http://twitter.com/whitsouth11 whitneysouth

            I don't know if you were implying I'm gay because of my comment,
            but because you replied to me,
            I'm taking it that you were indeed.

            Straight as they come though. Just admire women. They're sexy creatures.
            I can compliment a woman without being lesbian.

            • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

              No, not you Ms. Witney! The "Facebook pic?" is whom I was replying to.

              You're all good in my book…..(i'm very sarcastic and cyncal, i'm really not an ass!)

    • McAnonymous

      Yes you best take 26…behind me in the line though.

  • rodrocks

    ….so so.

    • marcus

      yeah, i hate naturally beautiful women who take big risks with photoshoots too. Whose your girlfriend btw, I'm sure she's awesome?

      • rodrocks

        OMG..ahahaha!!! You just made my day. What a pompous ass you are. Take "Big Risks" WTF? What are you her manager or best gay male friend?

  • Lil Jon

    This is the epitome of true beauty. Those fish tats are awesome!

    • dasuperfan

      she has fish tats?

  • RobbieBobbie

    SHAY MARIA IS WINNING!!!

  • Mart37

    All I can say is wow…. that is all..

  • mark

    That last photo there…. #28

    • 123

      I'm happy to know that somehow, somewhere, my profile picture is on that wall. . .
      Great post!

      • RGH

        Amazing girl and amazing photo. All the pics were great, but the last one made my day! Thanks Chive and thank you Shay!

  • Cake is a Lie

    Luck #13 oh yes

    • Cake is a Lie

      oh – and #19. Legs crossed and still has THE gap. Freaking hot!

  • Wolfram

    TheChive …is winning
    #4

    (Also, Shay if you're out there, where did you get the scar on your knee and, are you pisces (tattoo)?)

    • notagoodquestion.

      Hey numb-nuts, she probably got the scare like everyone else did…. from being a kid!

    • dangerpowers

      Not sure I see the scar — where is it exactly? You're not referring to the little black piece of fuzz on the photographer's lens that appears in various places near her knee, are you?

      • Wolfram

        #5

        It's to the right and a little below the black thing, like ~2" below the kneecap. It's a white horizontal line. Might be a stretch mark but might be an epic story scar. Who knows!

      • BentWrenches

        yeah that kept moving around…

    • Jay

      actually if you look, it's not a scar, it shows up on multiple pictures, it's more than likely a spec of dust on the lens of the camera

  • horatio

    Shay, you're gorgeous.

    Chive, you're awesome

    • gaz

      my words exactly

  • Adam

    Shay, you rock my Casbah.

  • Birdhaus32

    A) Why is she bruised on her left arm? I will murder the offender that would do such a thing to something so damn beautiful!

    2) Gotta love that gap!

    Finally, that tat is just awesomely done.

    • JewLover

      Easy, creeper

  • neXx

    – wow

  • dave b.

    whats all the hype about? she's not anything special.

    • dice

      dave, it's amazing that you can make two sentences and still be eight kinds of wrong

    • Birdhaus32

      You're special, not in the "Ivy League" type of way but the "I rode a short bus to school" type of way.

    • Doug Miller

      more like "i like to lick windows" special

    • That Guy

      you have disgraced the chive. NO DAR FOR YOU!

    • https://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick-Bateman Fancypants

      Or "I eat paint chips for breakfast" special.

    • taylorshaylor

      Agreed. She's very good looking, but that tattoo is just ugly and common.

    • Next

      You know, I think she is hot but about 8 years past her prime. Thumb my ass down all you want. I have seen much hotter chivettes! She has little to no ass, and them titties are almost completely under those armpits.

      • Jak

        She is gorgeous with an awesome body and is willing to do this. Thats good enough for me

        • mrluke

          I second that sir. GORGEOUS

      • http://twitter.com/whitsouth11 whitneysouth

        I really think you're an asshole. Just throwing it out there.

        Can I request a shoot of you sans photoshop? I would love nothing more than to see you attempt to do better. And when you get the guts to post it on the internet I'm going to rip you apart for every single "flaw" that you may or may not be insecure about. I'm really going to enjoy this.

        She's beeeeautiful. I'm convinced, You must be gay.

        • corey mc

          wow gotta love a girl who tells it like it is. awesome!

          • musetv

            she is very brave and just as awesome as the chivettes (gotta love the chivettes – can't get enough lol). i do have to agree on some level that she's not entirely perfect but who is?

            oh and by the way, this comment doesn't make me gay ;D personally i would like to see a photoshop-free shoot of whitneysouth too if this is going to be a fair competition lol

        • Thomas

          two votes for gay.

        • Tofu_Ninja

          <div id="idc-comment-msg-div-139211608" class="idc-message"><a class="idc-close" title="Click to Close Message" href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(139211608)"><span>Close Message</span> Comment posted. <p class="idc-nomargin"><a class="idc-share-facebook" onclick="IDC.ui.fb_wrapper(139211608)" href="javascript: void(null)" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="idc-share-inner"><span>Share on Facebook</span></span> or <a href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(139211608)">Close Message Bahaha. Sorry dave b., but you just got schooled by Whitney.

          I don't see the point of dickheads posting "She's not hot, etc…" Seriously, what is there to gain from a shit comment like that?

      • ashley_e_love

        those are what breast look like. that is how they naturally are. you are too used to staring at fake tits on youporn to even remember.

        • ashley_e_love

          and shay, I think you are fucking awesome

      • sniggi

        TROLLOLOLOLOL

  • Ebiggz

    #8 #9 Almost…. there. just pull them down a little…..more…..

    • Cake is a Lie

      Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis
      fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before
      that I really didn't understand any of their work. It was too
      artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins'
      presence became more apparent.

      I think "Invisible Touch" is the group's undisputed
      masterpiece.

      It's an epic meditation on intangibility, at the
      same time it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding
      three albums.

      Christie, take off the robe.

    • OwnerOfYou

      She's definitely doing it right… also awesome American Psycho reference.

  • ire7ny

    craziness when even her armpit is sexy….did i say that out loud?

  • sully23

    what a lucky bean bag chair!

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