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Our first Uzbek Chivette: Meet Veronika (23 Photos)

by: John

Apr 28, 2011

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Borat

In my country, they would go crazy for those two…. not so much this one.

Brad

if you were in a room with her you wouldn't be able to take your eyes off of her and you'd be tucking your boner in your waistband…

Commando

Joke's on you, I'm not wearing pants!

dub

I'm actually just wearing the waistline. It's my look. So tucking is a-ok.

Cake is a Lie

You're so beautiful… You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful… You could be an air hostess in the 60s
You're so beautiful… You could be a part…time…model

nemesis

The most beautiful girl… in the room.

Phlerm

in the whole wide room

_Moose_

Excellent!

And I can't believe that I'm sharing
A kebab with the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen with a kebab, oh yeah, yeah
Beard Manly

you're so beautiful…like a tree…or a high class prostitute…(a HIGH class prostitute)
123

I asked Dave if he's going to make a move on you
He's not sure, I said "Dave do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind
but I can tell he kinda minds
but I'm gonna do it anyway

Cake is a Lie

your a legend Dave!

Pookie

#4

The legs sir, they just don't stop,

Its like whoever poured them forgot to turn to tap off!

thomas

#9 baby gap

Admiral Ackbar

Its a Baby Gap!
evan

high priced call girl gap

Angry Old Man

Still think it's John's new mail order bride.
Marc

Dibs.
_=_+

Solid 7.5…..

cyril

yeah that's a solid ten plus a couple more for those never ending legs

Jayavc

#10 is my fav

sully23

Either a toe or just straight up see-through. Hey-o!

Da Sandman

see through + toe

Sid

Totally agree!

ThisGuy

"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, lying there in your…your little ghost manger, lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental…videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors…please bless this beautiful Chivette!"
IMHO

Okay, who googled Uzbekistan? C'mon, you know that you did it… own-up.

musje83

Nah. Unlike so many americans, us Europeans actually know where it is. And where pretty much every other country on this globe is. Oh well, if a girl like this is what it takes for you to go find out on your own, then there is still hope for the US of A 🙂

Mark

euro trash!
don't bad mouth America, since we are the ones who give you all your culture!

LineHog

No no no, Americans took European culture and ruined it, Europe had culture before there was such a thing as the USA

Libertariandude

Excuse me, but I lived in both the US and Europe and I can attest Europeans are no more cultured than Americans. In fact, I believe it's the other way around. Greetings from a South American (now this is a truly retarded continent).

Bodhi

Only in America lolz

Virulent87

Well… she is hot…
BobSugar

#12 What a scorcher! Nice fcuk shirt too.
Brad

I'm going to guess that although she is from Uzbekistan, she is ethnically Russian…

DCMOFO

I'm also going to guess she has a very sexy accent.

Senor Rock

Thumbs up if you read her comment in a Russian accent.

Brad

And I'm also going to guess she's crazy, you get in an argument with her about something trivial and 30 minutes later she is putting a hit out on you with the Russian mob…

Ddazed69

Beautiful!!! True work of art!
Curious

I would like to know how many men she has slept with. In fact, I would like to know this information about many of our Chivettes. Just an unsettled curiosity type of thing.

Curious

And women. You know…just in case….
420

Very blunt indeed.

kodakkid

damn now I am dying to know what she said
and 420 does OTAKU mean anything to you

420

Ah yes, you're the guy who thumbs up his own ratings.

kodakkid

and you believe everything you read on the net

Curious

Thank you for your honesty. It is refreshing.
Brad

you're under no obligation to tell people here personal info if they ask, what right does this jackarse have to know personal details about your life?
Gia

4
chivette

7

robski

some schmuck needs to buy her a boob job (OO)

Rusty

That same schmuck can buy you a brain aswell……..and the horse you rode in on

jackass

"Haters Gonna HATE"
Cris_Ron

And a face transplant! she is stink

Sen

#23 ADD TOO CART ! NOW !

Jorge V.

Can we get a 2 x 1 discount on that thought?

...

Oh yeah, about that, it's probably just the pants, I was meaning to take them back to the, uh, pants store.
bigD

Very much like…
Rusty

DAMIT I KNEW WE SHOULD OF INVADED RUSSIA!

Zooropa

Should HAVE.

eartikator

id tap that maybe if I was drunk and there were no sheep available

Rick

Go tap your fat sister, retard

http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

Blue looks stunning on you! Good for you for getting your MBA and moving across the pond, btw! That must've been an extremely difficult move.

TommyGuns

Your goofy lol. Thats a big pond there.
Veronika

Thank you Lauren 🙂 Us ladies need to stick together.

dub

I'm kind of sad at the negative comments. I think she's gorgeous. Her body is amazing and she's porn star hot when she dons the shiny lipstick.

Dick LeGrande

"Porn star hot?" Of all the women I know, all of them would find that insulting.
The next time you wan't to say something clever, don't do it, cause you just fucked that all up.

tits

this.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Holly-Sands/1666982036 Holly Sands

That womans legs are amazing!
Eddie

Pornstar for sure.
Mr_Joshwa

ok, she is sooooo far out of my league…
ChiverMeTimbers

#23
I JUST UZED IN MY BEKISTANs

hchdg

that is justifiably hilarious

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