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  • Picard_

    #13 Me too.

    • COCO

      Nasty. I prefer hotdogs

    • Lloyd

      I like girls because sex object.

      • another foreigner

        I also like to make fuck. Girl good for not kitchen also

    • Firefighter23

      I personal like girls for who they are and not how they look. However, No fat chicks.

  • First

    FiRST BITCHES!!!!!!!

    • andrew

      don't think so

    • sexualniner

      Didn’t you hear Robert Downey? You never go full retard.

    • Username Taken

      Little early in the day to be failing already

    • patov40

      So close…….(probably what your girlfriend thinks in bed too. Bwahahahahaha….)

      • not sure

        granted he's even got one

      • Hich

        No wonder he's used to shouting "first".

    • Ashiee19

      Can someone please explain this whole "first" thing to me? I just think it's sad… if being the first commenter is something you look forward to and are proud of, I kind of feel sorry for you. Just sayin…

      • Shazbot

        I'm not sure if you're trolling,
        or just dumb…

        • Ashiee19

          Haha! I've obviously bruised your ego! I'm neither dumb nor trolling. I think it's funny though that instead of answering my question, you just proved me right. LOL 🙂

  • Josh Gorter

    #15 when does it turn into sarah jessica parker?

    • Screw youSpivias

      well josh
      i dont think evolution goes backward
      and beside
      what kinda horse wanna be sarah jessica parker

      • ERIC

        well played guys

    • Sizzle

      Gold star goes to you.

    • Matt

      lol moron. jokes on you. its not a gif

      • Hotsauce101

        Epic fail.

      • davo

        Matt, you fucking idiot

  • COCO

    Nice Pictures. First time staying up late and drunk to catch the chive in action. A little too much nudity but, overall nice pictures,

    • https://www.facebook.com/bridgetmarieclark Bridget Clark

      Is there really such a thing as too much nudity?

      • COCO

        Yes, there is. Some things are best left to the imagination. Try walking outside in the nude, you will probably get arrested.

        • Skhokho

          Ummmmmmmmmm maybe in the US. If you think this is too much nudity I would hate to think what you think of hump day, mind the gap, things that bounce and sexy chivers cause this had less than any of those posts on their calm weeks!

    • soupnuts

      "too much nudity" now there's a quote you don't hear very often…

    • OCOC

      return to the shadows troll

    • Hich

      Don't worry, Coco. I got the same reaction from fellow Chivers when I said something similar. It's not a popular opinion, but I still like the site.

      • Some Dude

        Well looks like we found two bitches on the chive today.

        • Olivia Reidelbach

          these pics dont have nudity… except the last one… but im pretty sure that dress was just a screen print of a famous sculpture… they must be mormon… the mormons have to wear there purity clothes to the fucking community pool… god forbid anybody see their ankles!!!!

          • Skhokho

            Im Mormon and I have these "purity" clothes and I definitely dont wear them to the pool. Im pretty sure I wear boardshorts and my wife (also has her "purity" clothes) and she wears a bikini and she's submitted to sexy chivers so lets not hate on other peoples religion.

            • hMMMM

              ….pretty sure Mormons can be made fun of. Your religion is stupid.

      • http://6laughs.com Nick

        First of all…that isn't nudity…honestly

        second of all @Skhokho you forgot burn your bra tuesday….thats gonna be killer on them

  • Catence

    #21 – haha. Nicely done.

    • 9418746543221341547

      TITS OR MAKE ME A FUCKING SAMMICH!

    • dub

      My dork senses were going crazy. I knew Sonic would drown.. Sonic always drowns.

    • DistractedIndividual

      I actually got a little sad for Mario there….

    • Buk Lao

      Sonic doesn't drown though as long as he has air bubbles!

  • Rusty

    #3. Awesome.

    • Blake

      Find them

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      They look like sisters.

      • Firefighter23

        Now its tricky. Does that make it better or gross if they are sisters?

  • smalls

    #31 Girl, I thought you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cristi-Palincas/100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

      lol

    • method_man

      goldmember?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shannon-Coverdale/606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      And you sir win 2 internets!

  • gofistyourself

    #30 .. was a Winston Churchill quote… i approve

    • whysoserious?

      "You're Drunk"
      "And you're ugly but in the morning I'll be sober"

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        They just don't make politicians like Winston anymore.

        Sigh.

  • dave

    #11 LMAO is that headline for real some many double entendre…well 3 but still lolz

    • Basement Cat

      NYC Chivers ftw!

    • Ryno

      Or as Tiger calls it, three ladies.

    • EyeOfTheTiger

      Depends on his game. He can play up to 3 holes on a single fairway.

  • YadiYada

    #17 Duke Nukem returns. Hurray!

    • yodas

      I have no idea what you're trying to say but that girl is fiiinnne! so i gave you a thumbs up!

      • KCJake

        It looks like Rosie Jones.

    • asdf

      Airsoft gun

  • dave

    #13 hey thats funny, thats the same reason i like girls

    • Fucknat

      they also have vaginas, you should try one out

  • MigraineBoy

    #1 If that were true, my name would be "Oh Yes"…

    • Sick

      Forever Alone?

    • Fucknat

      and your partners name would be " it hurts me daddy"

    • joko ngelono

      or god

  • BillWatterson

    #30 was originally a quote by Wiston Churchill, but with tea instead. He was a badass

    • cirque de soleil

      *fatass

      • Firefighter23

        *cirque de sogay

  • https://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #3 epic shower

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #13 but also #19. exact same face, right down to the fist inside the drum

  • Ryan

    #10 and this is why the Rapture didn't happen…

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      There's something wrong with this guy.

    • newsatan

      Philly's best IT dept!!

  • Wade Wilson

    Nice juxtapostion there, on #3 & #4. and given the chance I would mess up #24 in a purely tender, beautiful and intimate way.

    • readybeeill

      24 is Sara Underwood

  • parker_385

    #23 Surely the sparks would be going the other way?

    • Da_Boz

      Yes, the sparks from the rubber tire would go the other way, but photoshop still makes a good point. Tinted windows needed on some motorcycles.

    • cantkilcastro

      The fact that the sparks from the rubber tire are going the wrong direction does not invalidate the fact that that bitch needs to push her big ass away from the buffet table after the second plate… holy fuck, theres kids starving in Ethiopia you cow!

    • JAFitC

      You failed to take her gravitational field into account.

    • 4SOC20saint

      clearly shopped…the bike obviously would crumble to spare parts instantly under the weight of that gelatinous pile of flesh

  • Nick

    #28 Yes! i said the same thing when the little version appeared on how i met your mother as robin's little sister…

    • Alex

      No, you're thinking of Lucy Hale. That's Sarah Hyland from Modern Family.

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        Whom I said reminded me of Ms Kunis when she appeared in the DAR the other day.

    • Trent

      Man they do look alike easily be mistaken for sisters.

  • Lou101

    #3 find hers

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Cranston/665937675 Ryan Cranston

    #28 i wouldnt know where to start…. but i sure as hell know how it would finish.

    • M.Tyson

      with a rape charge in your hand

  • readybeeill

    #24 the lovely sara jean underwood.

    • Matt

      Looking all hot and sweaty.

  • claudio

    #4 balls of steel

  • chrisdg74

    #7 – Only in America.

    • SkyVader

      Only in America, because we don't give a fuck what you think.

      • Jojo

        But you just did…

  • Chiveinator

    #2
    Got Milk ?

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