• hello!

    #2 might i recommend a duck face? cuz ur smile is terrible, yeah you, the one on the right!

    • hello!

      and another thing…ur t-shirt selling business is bullshit! hundreds? order fucking thousands! the fact that they sell out in 2.5 minutes should be ur first hint

      • The Dude

        So you woke up in a pissy mood and decided to visit The Chive. Got news for you bud if this site didn't cheer you up not a lot will.

      • Kagetid

        Didnt get your shirt crying in front of screen making angry comments?

    • Question

      Know how I know you're a douchebag?

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #41 hey you! nice tush!

    • ssstoopid

      Reminds me of a song… "Right Where I Need To Be" by Gary Allan

      • patov40

        More like, "This is the end, beautiful friend, the end……"B)

  • Pat

    #17 Is that guy in the back stealing a TV?

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      #17: American much?

  • http://theanisette.com Daris

    I still click on that Jade picture everytime it comes up. Too fine.

    Oh and congrats on the wedding or whatever.

  • SitVisVobiscum

    #2 needs to submit to sexy chivettes

  • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

    #9 Whataburger. My fav. They have the best ketchup!

    • bubba_earl

      That's where I'm going for lunch today! Ditto on the ketchup.

      • The Shack Attack

        Me too. Nothing I had thought of sounded good until this came along.

      • amrith777

        Just curious–what's great about the ketchup (seriously,never eaten there,just curious since 2 people have said it so far)

        • bubba_earl

          If you live in Texas, just go there and see for yourself. Maybe it's "twangier"…hell I don't know how to explain it.

          • amrith777

            I don't.I live in Colorado but I understand what you mean–I love a good ketchup that stands out.My grandma used to make homemade ketchup to DIE FOR!! Thanks for your reply!!

            • wheretheriverflows

              I live in Colorado too, so I am grateful for a delicious Smashburger – Chipolte Mayo is the most amazing condiment ever!!! Also, spicy and flavorful ketchup sounds great.
              Although Smashburger is a new chain, it still rocks. I have to laugh, because I might just up and drive to TX for a whataburger or a little further west to get an In -n-out double double animal style!
              BTW, chive love amrith777? πŸ™‚

              • amrith777

                I have not eaten at Smashburger yet but it's on my "to do" list and will def try the chipotle mayo.Visited my cousin a few years ago and experienced the wonder of In&Out Burger and–"Nuff Said πŸ˜‰
                I am not certain what the last part of your reply means,or if there is a typo
                (BTW, chive love amrith777?) Can you expound?I am prolly slow on the uptake today cuz I have been job searching all day and am burnt out/discouraged.
                Thank you for your reply–kudos to your user name πŸ™‚

              • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

                Dont have In-n-out here in Houston yet. I know that they just opened one up in the Dallas area. Smash Burger is close by me. I have yet to try it. I have been meaning to. Maybe this weekend !

    • Borracho

      Where else are you going to find a pineapple shake?

    • James

      I live with in sight of Texas motor speedway and you just can't beat whataburger's ketchup. And it isn't just me right with our southern accecents we make it sound like waterburger. I plain on getting to that in n out one day too.

  • blam

    #34 shortest republican debate ever……

    1st candidate: Obama sucks
    rest of panel: well yeah


    • ssstoopid

      Disappointing that they don't talk about the differences between themselves. You can't run based on "Obama sucks"… Well you can, but I'd like to see more than just the same crap Dems ran on after Bush.

  • bettingonthecubs

    #13 WHAT?!?! i think there is more of a story here

    • Wesley Perry

      He is a client of my audio/video company. Was over to discuss the project and he has this with all his other trophies also. Fantastic guy

      • Joel

        Incredibly jealous, quite awesome man

      • Hmmm

        Would have been cooler if you broke in there just to take a picture for The Chive. But, this works too.

        • Wesley Perry

          HAHAHA Im sure he would of kick the shit out of me. John is a tall guy.

          this is pretty much why i dont post in the i hate my job section. We also have Tim Tebow who is badass also. Next time im there ill chive on also

          • Hmmmm

            I hear you man. I actually work in Denver, too, and I love my job also. Must be the mountain air.

            • Wesley Perry

              right! The jobs here are nice, but only if 75% of the girls here wernt so bitchy and retarded it would be perfect

              • Hmmm

                You've gotta be going to the wrong places, bro! I've met some of the nicest girls downtown. Boulder is a whole other story, though, mas frio.

                • http://www.thechive.com Lhturbo

                  i must be! i live in denver, and im just sick of all them there. club rats! haha. Havnt made my way to boulder to often though, maybe i should.

              • Nina

                Us Boulder girls are way better πŸ˜‰

                • Sigh

                  As the story goes, all the good ones are taken. The rest are snobby daddy's girls, gold diggers or hippies, none of which is particularly attractive.

                  • Nina

                    As I'm one of the taken ones, I guess I can't really argue that.. πŸ™‚

          • Me-maw

            PLEASE get a pic of Tebow crying in the corner!!

    • clenis

      Why would he have a Super Bowl trophy from Super Bowl 30, which was the Cowboys v. Steelers in 1996?

      • http://www.thechive.com Lhturbo

        it says 32, look closer, ill even get you a better pic if you want it

  • HAWT

    MOAR of both please #2. First Chive double feature? I think so!

    • really?


  • rebel

    So sad…yet so true!

    Love to see pics from the home town!

    • Mr D

      Had the same thought!

  • https://www.facebook.com/people/Michel-Payette/776740181 Michel Payette

    #41 Dear lord……

  • Joeyk

    #41 Of all those places Id like to go here most

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #41 Best one!

    • Yawn

      Hey, three comments in a row, about the same picture, saying pretty much the same thing.

  • Wesley Perry

    #13 my photo made it! Sweet

    • Joe

      So… I have to ask… how exactly did you end up in John Elway's house? and how did you get him to let you take this picture?!?!? pretty impressive, but curious….

      • http://www.thechive.com Lhturbo

        it says in another post above, basically he is a client with us, and we were at his place discussing the project we are working on. Saw it, and was in aw, So i chived it

  • Nanook

    #10 Way to have the huevos to bring a full size laptop into a wedding and fire it up.

    • amrith777

      I was thinkin' that too

    • Jack Baird

      Huevos means eggs.

      • its_forge

        And which things look like eggs?

  • The Bandit

    #13 …is more than just cool
    #41 …I always love some nice tush for a last pic…

  • thom

    Why you no Chive from home!

    • amrith777

      Maybe he/she saves looking at The Chive at work so that they have something to do throughout the workday when there's downtime/bored whatever..just a guess…..

      • Give Carl your lunch

        Right on the money amrith. Chive makes my Mondays awesome!

        • amrith777


    • its_forge

      I can't Chive from home because even though I don't Chive *just* for the 20 year old girls in underpants, the fact the site has a lot of 20 year old girls in underpants on it would make my wife go postal.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Samantha-Sheppard/14826116 Samantha Sheppard


    "B" is for Beat by the Nationals.

    • Mike07

      or 'ABC' could stand for – 'A' 'B'rewers sweep of the 'C'ards put them in first place

  • Tom

    I tried to do one while watching the Bruins skate with the cup. Didn't make it, but we still got the cup. F' the canucks!

  • equalizermax

    #3 now I know this site is full of gays

    • ZombieBootParty

      So is there a point to your comment?

    • thankas

      Find the topless Rabbit

    • amrith777


  • jim

    #39 one is not like the others

    • Racist

      That's racist!

      • 1C451

        Damn striaght it is! It's not the Senior Airman's fault that he was born blonde…

  • Doc

    #8 Chive on!

  • nuthead180

    #38 lol u added 4chan! howd that go?

    • Stijn Verhoeff

      Pretty well actually… Then again, our teacher didn't know shit about the internet, so we got a 6 out of 7 πŸ™‚

    • amrith777

      I was noticing the same thing and it made me laugh!!

    • Mitchell de Jong

      Wrote an essay, used 4chan as an example. Got 8 out of 10.

  • sarah jay

    #36 #37

    chive on! from the top of the rock of gibraltar :]

    • hardcorepaul

      Used to live there, awesome place!

  • Colin

    #1 Self determination for the Sahrawi people of the Western Sahara!

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