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I do what I want (31 Photos)

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Do you do what you want? Submit your pictures to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

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  • sheoncebelieved

    #9 Government workers are lazy and stupid

    • ilovethechive

      #31 is a good example of that as well

      • Ryan

        Workin' for the city, just tryin' to keep a little change in my pocket.

    • Jack Mehoff

      Thats the city, they are called civil employees.

    • Blumpkin

      Some drivers are more stupid

    • Maytrix

      It's not being lazy – its called sweet justice for the idiot who parked illegally

      • CapnMFingPlanet

        When I was in college, I did maintenance at an apartment complex. We gave everyone a months notice and multiple followups that we were tearing the parking lot up and putting in a new one. One jackass didnt think he needed to move his car. Tow Truck couldnt get in to safely pull it out so he lost all his windows before deciding to pull it out of the way lol

    • Also a Libertard

      Fuck yea! Private sector employees are so smart and hardworking and all government employees are lazy and stupid. I also think in absolutes and extremes… much like a child! I wish we had a libertarian government like Somalia.

      • umpalumpa

        Only a Sith deals in absolutes!!!!!!!

    • its_forge

      No, if you were fucking warned not to park your car on the street that afternoon because they were going to paint the street, and you parked your car there anyway, then fuck you.

  • brian

    #5 fuck yea

    • RamRod

      She can officially have any car she wants when she turns 16

    • max

      like a boss!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/VashCarrison Peter Rios

      They seem me rollin, they hatin.
      Patrollin, they tryin to catch me ridin dirty…

    • elisa

      i love when she looks back and is like yea bitch wat?

  • sheoncebelieved

    #31 again, gov't workers are lazy and stupid

    • Darkside

      More like civil service jobs….or state jobs. Not so much 'gubment'

      • Darkside

        Then again, with decisions being made in the US gubment, they're not too far off…..

      • That Guy

        the gubment hirers the civil employees.. ergo ~ guberment is lazy and stupid.

    • Jack Mehoff

      Say it with me goddamit!! civil employees!!!!!

      • sheoncebelieved

        in neither instance are they being civil. they're not civil in Ohio either where they were just busted for promulgating illegal drug trafficking with underage prostitution and child abortions….gov't at its finest…stealing our money

        • HA.HA.

          You know you're free to leave the country, right?

    • Maytrix

      Tough crowd.. I suppose noone here has ever made a mistake?

      • paulhitchcock

        I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

        • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

          Nicely done 😀

  • https://thechive.com/2011/07/18/i-do-what-i-want-31-photos/do-what-i-want-0/ Brandon

    tea bagged

    • Z_b

      #2 there you go

  • http://www.facebook.com/Amandax3Scull Amanda Scull

    #25
    physics? fuck that shit!

    • max

      seen it a few times already…time to put it to rest….i'm just saying

  • Anonamau5

    I do what I want too. As long as my girlfriend tells me it's ok!

    • Dirty Dingus

      Husband in training.

  • Baz

    #21 is the escalator from Glasgow Central station. Ahh, makes me proud to be Scottish…

    • That Guy

      cheapest way to exercise on a stair machine. i bet he has a 'fuck the police' tat on his chest too.

    • carl

      can't tell if trollin' or just very stupid

      • C.J

        He's really really drunk……twas funny 😀

    • Damien Loki

      Mother of god, I'm at Glasgow Central Station right now…should I do this?

  • Tokabwl

    #27 Im not sure if thats gross or the best thing i've ever seen.. I just might have to try it!

    • Borracho

      I think that was inspired by a great Andy Samberg skit called "Taco Town", go look it up on Youtube.

    • Derick

      What all is in this? but i agree with the other guy this dose look both gross/Amazing

      • rle4lunch

        It has like 6 layers, including a blueberry crepe and a chicago deep dish sausage pizza, then they dip it in batter and deep fry it. Great skit, look it up.

  • mahdi

    to the bird : LIKE A F****N BOSS , thats all thank u

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

    #27 – Mmmmm, tacaburittapizza …….. argleablebar (Homer Simpson drool sound). :p

    • calvin_hobbes23

      taco bell should make this it would be great at 3 am on the way home from the bar

  • KCJake

    #6 #10 and #19 need "You park like an asshole" notes.

    • That Guy

      this is when you need a business card that says "you park like an asshole. sincerely Fuck You".

    • Charlie

      That's my Jeep in the first pic. It fit perfectly in the spot. I never take up more than one space, I just thought it was funny since it said compact cars only haha.

  • :-D

    #3 For Life

    • HA.HA.

      Fucking pigs…doing this to him after they arrest him. There's a reason why so many people hate you fucks.

      • Guest Commenter

        Sorry, but that's just funny. +1 for that cop.

        • Matthew

          I am willing to bet the man with the tattoo has done worse than lift a mans shirt up and take a photo. I will take the police over latino gang members any day.

          • Shawn

            what about a latino police man who is in a motorcycle gang?

      • Rosco Coltrane

        They have to document his tattoos for when they are looking for him after his next crime.

        • Ha.Ha.

          at bookings, not at the scene of the crime

    • nobigdeal

      fucking pigs

  • OGMrWhite

    #7

    It was worth it

    • derka

      you have no life

  • rlmnofjean-ious

    #10
    I hate these people

    • Kiro

      I guess he doesn't mind getting his truck detailed. I key that shit every time I see it!

      • Ziggy

        Right on. Why do pick up drivers think they are entitled?

    • George1918

      I would key that car so fast…regardless if I drive a compact. Or maybe just steal the windshield wiper blades

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        Marble in the gas tank is easy enough:D

        • Geee90

          'Cuz I'm American and we drive big-ass cars here! Compact cars are for European girly men!'

    • Brobbate

      I think this is amazing. Trucks > Smart Cars

    • Steved24

      The only time something like this is acceptable is if the car is an exotic like a Lambo or Ferrari or Bugatti etc and you don't want any door dings from the fat lady getting out of her suzuki sidekick that parks a foot away from your ride and swings the door open all the way.

  • Raf

    #8 owner looks legit

    • ODog

      "Why you gotta stop me? Is it because I'm black?"

    • equalizermax

      That's "Meta World Peace" aka: Ron Artest.

      • CapnMFingPlanet

        thought it might be snoop for a sec 😛

        • Guest

          wow, never seen this pic before on the chive

          • equalizermax

            Because it's taken from TMZ

        • equalizermax

          …until you google it

  • That Guy

    #3 Adamson's reaction is priceless.
    #10 i fucking hate these people. i saw a corvette parked side way taking up three handicap spots. it had a Christian school sticker on it. perfect. i nearly keyed it.

    • doreen

      What was stopping you from keying it????

      • That Guy

        i had my daughter with me.

        • Guest Commenter

          Hmmm, tough one. Prbably went the right way there. "Daddy's just drawing, sweetheart" might have worked, too though.

          • Graham

            Yea but then what is stopping her from "drawing" on daddy's car?

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Obviously, the guy had three handicapped kids in there.

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      A corvette is long enough for three spaces?

      • That Guy

        ASS in one space, front in the other. just enough to give an F you to who ever NEEDED to park there.

    • Ihatethesepeople

      I vote people just start boxing them in so they can't leave.

      • Monkey

        funny you say that, because if He/She were to try to park in one spot that is exactly what He/She would have done to someone else. Parking lots should not have COMPACT CAR spots.

        • WillyP

          Or maybe you could get a SMALLER FUCKING CAR that doesn't require 330 square feet of space to place it while you stop to get a double cheeseburger and bacon fries

          • TheTeto

            The double cheeseburger and bacon fries did nothing wrong. Spare them your fury.

          • aaron

            funny you say that. cause every day i got work and parking lot thats about 50% "compact" spaces. Know how many compact cars there are in this lot? less then 1%. Also this week, they're repaving the lot and guess what they're adding more of. thats right compact spaces. i drive a VW passat and have trouble getting into these spaces. You know why, cause compact spaces are ment for compact cars only. Try this; name a compact car besides Mini or Smart. cant can you. So i say to you do not key this man. This man is a hero standing up against the fascist civil engineers that throw in the compact spaces every chance they get. So all ye proclaiming "key the A-holes Truck" i say unto ye next time you find yourself begrudgingly pulling into thine "too small" compact space, remember this "aholes" truck and praise him.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Stick an apple/potato/anything that fits waaaay up the exhaust.

      1. They will get 50yds before spluttering to a halt in the middle of the road.
      2. It will take them ages to figure out why the engine won't start.
      3. They will get increasingly angry.
      4. You will enjoy.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Okay, I submitted this twice. Bite me.

  • JAMon

    #27 you're doin it right

  • utahdude

    #8, Ron Artest?

    • equalizermax

      Meta World Peace… Ron is his old name….

      • Ripple

        What a huge douche bag! Too much money, no talent.

  • KyleGamgee

    #13 there's your problem right there

  • Atom Agoy

    #3 Yeah, humiliating an inmate really helps not making you look like a douchebag. Fuck the police indeed!

    • gumball

      Fuck the inmate

      • Guest Commenter

        I'm sure someone will.

    • ebits21

      right… because I'm sure "fuck the police" guy is a stand up citizen that doesn't deserve to be humiliated.

      • Atom Agoy

        if you think someone deserves to be humiliated, you're not a stand up citizen yourself.

    • yodaddy

      Sorry that we are all laughing at your Homeboy

    • The Police

      Actually, Fuck The Inmate!

      Signed, Society.

    • Karma Chuckle

      how is that humiliating? the cops didnt tattoo that on him.

  • top dog

    #30, What happened here, somebody got mugged?

    • Bud Lee

      Spot saving

    • hMMMM

      I think it's just someone who's tanning in the parking lot…when the beach is about 50 yards away

    • Chris

      Huntington Beach Parking lot: "i Don't feel pretty enough, I'm sticking to the Parking Lot.."? Who knows. Pretty funny though 🙂

    • yoosh

      Venice Beach…Sun tanning…Awesome…

  • caleb

    #10 Douchebag alert. Eff, I hate these people.

    • Dan

      It should be legal to stick a knife in one of his tires.

      • Graham

        Wait, you mean it's not? Shit my bad, I've been doing that for years

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      1. Find a sponge ball, apple, orange, potato or anything that is a snug fit for the exhaust.
      2. Ram that sucker faaaaaar up the pipe and withdraw.
      3. Procure popcorn and have camera at the ready.
      4. Douche comes out, gets in car, drives 50m before coming to a spluttering halt.
      5. Despite much effort, swearing and examination of the engine, said engine will just not start.
      6. Film all of the above and submit to thechive.com

  • The_Dude_

    #11

    Bazinga

    • Randy Marsh

      I thought of the same thing

    • Allenavw

      Another one of his classic practical jokes.

    • E strong

      That's Jeff Veen. http://www.veen.com/jeff/index.html
      I went to college with him.

  • Jenius

    #5 #8 They see me rollin….

  • http://www.facebook.com/WRXRagDoll Christine Gorayeb

    #28 LOLOL!

    • equalizermax

      Blame it to recession

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      i can't say i would stop the guy. as long as it's a good movie, who cares.

    • Scoob

      "Papillon" with Steve McQueen. Great choice. And the movie runs about three hours long. Recline that chair and relax.

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