• Jun


    • thomf

      Is #4 a snapshot from Sex in the City 3?

  • ABO

    #41 Who the fuck goes to see Vanilla Ice?

    • Tuff GUy

      This pic must be from 1992.

    • Beth

      HAHA! i was photographing a wedding at the park inn that night! chive on!

      • hMMMM

        So your box of cigarettes doubles as a camera…? Ashamed Vanilla Ice fan is ashamed.

      • Jason

        Hey…that's only a couple miles from my house…explains the feeling of dread I got that night.

    • Guesty

      Chivers, that's who

    • Bubba

      If you´re going te see Vanilla Ice I can understand that even a Mazda can make your night!

    • The Chivery

      Chivers who have horrible taste. So…..all of them(including me).

      Chive on!

    • P90

      The Ninja Turtles.

  • http://twitter.com/danlundberg1 @danlundberg1

    #27 chive on if you are from PA!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1050131066 Parrish Alan Dunnaway

      Roll Tide! That was an awesome game!

    • wrangler86

      Chivin' and Rollin'… awesome!

  • Coastie

    #59 LG. Holy fucking shit wow.

    • https://www.facebook.com/csmith0203 Clint Smith

      I think it's pretty safe to say she'll be cover girl of the Chivette Calendar…

      • Clint Eastwood

        I hope so. It'd be cool to have a chivette who actually is part of the community rep the chive. LG helped to start the chivette movement too since it was flat before she came.

      • patov40

        If there was a vote, she'd have mine!

      • Jack_LeMac

        You know damn well it's gonna be Paula

        • https://www.facebook.com/csmith0203 Clint Smith

          haha…yeah, you're probably right.

        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I've seen the photo. Niiiiiice…..

          – the one you love to hate

    • Chiver


    • jjj

      average girl is average

      • Ron Julio

        agreed. cute at best.

  • its_true

    Losers everywhere…..relax its just a friggin website nerds.

    • Bubba


      • lol

        U mad bro ?

    • Trollhunter

      That you're at everyday, and constantly commenting on. It's okay to like stuff dude. I understand you have to look and sound cool all the time, but doesn't that get tiring after awhile?

  • noshock

    #1 Typical chive Sausage fest.

    • tommy2X4

      I thought that they only drank whiskey in Ireland?

    • trollovision

      Get a life. How many times have you spammed the chive in the past few minutes? Every negative comment is from your sorry ass.

      • wachhagonnado ?

        You can confirm all the ip address`s from either John or LG. That is all.

        • trollovision

          What the hell are you even talking about? LG stated a long ass time ago that she was joking about it and you pricks all fell for it because you guys are paranoid that if you're blocked you can't comment on your precious site. John can delete and block whoever he wants but he knows who comments on their own comments and who trolls multiple posts.

          • The Dude

            (Completely different guy just dropping by to say) Get the Chive dick out of your mouth.

    • CHI-Town Dave

      Of course they had to make the shirts. The hefty ones up front would no way fit into a 2XL Keep Calm shirt.

  • theonehodge

    #25 will be on the Chive again soon on the next 'Bad Tattoos' post…

    • http://www.facebook.com/fezbeast Sinjin Lewis

      what's wrong with it?

    • Red

      Fugly tat bro. Douche.

    • Lisa

      1) It's really red right now, but once it heals, that's some beautiful art work. The artist has skill.
      2) It's on his back so he can still have a "professional" job/wear a dress shirt & no one will be able to judge.
      3) A piece that big requires some commitment from the recipient & the artist. I'm guessing 8-10 hours of buzz work? It hurts & knowing you're going to have that pain for that long, but you can sit still? Tells me he is patient (when there's a goal) and can take some pain. Inner & outer strength? Very sexy. 😉
      4) A piece that big would also cost a little bit of bank.
      5) A lion & a snake? There's gotta be a story.

      If the chiver sees this, please, tell your story? 😉

      • http://www.facebook.com/fezbeast Sinjin Lewis

        It's mine – I appreciate the words lol thanks…as far as the story goes. It's from the 91st chapter in Psalms. The actual latin you see up top is from the 7th verse, and translates to, "A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but no harm shall come to you" The lion and the cobra come in at the 13th verse, "you shall tread upon the lion and the cobra" There is more to come from the rest of the chapter. ANYWAYS, as far as significance goes, I shouldn't be alive today for several reasons, but the earliest and most significant was because of a wreck I was in when I was 2 years old. I wasn't wearing a seatbelt and was sleeping where the passengers are supposed to put their feet. There was black ice on the road and the vehicle started sliding out of control, and flipped several times into an embankment. I somehow flew out of the back window during all this and landed on the top of the hill, right next to the side of the road. Everyone else that was in the vehicle suffered major injuries, I had a few small bruises. Don't know how I survived that, so I feel as if I'm watched over and protected, hence the verse.

        • kate_the_gate

          That's an awesome story, Sinjin. I love tattoos that mean something – good for you and Chive On!

  • thissucks

    Keep Calm and Douche On !

  • patov40

    I love cock.

  • Nasty

    #5 Cut and wash your hair . Dirty, smelly hippy…..

  • hahaha

    #59 you can cut a tree with that nose.

    • incorrect

      You're a retard her nose is gorgeous. Everyone's nose looks different from different angles, but she has a small one: http://en.gravatar.com/lagentile#pic-40

      Let's see a shot of you from up above looking up and with your mouth open. let's see what your ugly ass loser self looks like.

      • Guesty

        wow, easy there bub. She probably still isn't going to call you to hang out, k

      • lolol

        U mad bro ?

      • crazy pills

        "You're a retard her nose is gorgeous"

        In case you don't realize it yet, you sound like a psycho.

    • Anjin-San


      I'm seeing this big boy with long beard and a flannel check shirt
      who grabs LG by her legs and stabs a tree…

      And all the trolls that come out from their caves saying: "stop it, she is beautiful"


      maybe i should stop chiving while i'm drunk..

    • Red

      Let's see a pic of what you're bumping. Common bro, show us something hotter.

    • patov40

      Man, we got some ANGRY trolls and troll clowners today! Friday can't come soon enough. My advice to you, care of Ret. Sen. John Blutarsky, start drinking heavily!

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You're a stunning natural beauty dear Lauren, inside and out <3

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

  • Robert Papp

    All are awesome without a doubt but I can't keep calm with that goddess in #59. Those eyes!

    • Terry Burke

      OMG OMG OMG. Every night in my dreams ,i see you ,i feeeeeeeeeeeeel you.

  • http://twitter.com/danlundberg1 @danlundberg1

    cant wait to submit to chive evyerwhere after my trip to europe in the spring

  • itsmeagain

    #12 Forever Alone.

    • https://www.facebook.com/AggeLarsen Agge Skov Larsen

      Wish it was you who got the T-shirts?

  • 168.11.245

    #59 Pinocchio ?

    • STFU

      She's fucking beautiful and you're a retard for spamming her multiple times in the span of a few minutes. Girl is a breath taking and she has a smaller nose even from that angle than the models in #63 and #57. We know you hate thechive and women and that's why you troll so get some help there buddy.

      • iwillgetblockd

        Terry Burke is that you ?

      • jjj

        You see how successful those "models" are too.

    • dirtysteve99

      nasty little troll

    • Cap CaveMan


    • D3AN

      don't feed the troll.

  • Dano

    #69…not only my favorite number, but she's cute. More please!!

    • K.C.

      You don't get stitches for cutting the end off a finger. You get in sewn back on. Just a little Boo Boo.

  • Chewy
  • R2G Fan

    #24 I'd love to have a drink with you. Very cute!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776740181 Michel Payette


  • R2G Fan

    #73 Those are gonna smart a bit when removed. I'll kiss and make it better though.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      No hoverhands either.

      *That* is how you do it, shy boys!

    • Jason

      Chick on the left is smoking hot!

  • Shawn

    #49 is great, and that man is a true hero

    • Guesty

      Sure he's thrilled some d-bags put him on chive too… fucking tards. They are just happy don't ask don't tell was repealed

      • The Chivery

        I know us Chivers are happy it was, 'cause now we don't have to hide who we are while we serve.

        Chive on!

    • Eli

      yes, a true hero, a man who fights and kills people for other people that just give him orders with the awesome presumption that he (or them) are the ones that are right, and not the others.

      ( saving a fellow human or something is appreciated, but he shouldnt even be there, nor the one he saves)

      any men in the army (ANY army or destructive organization) should not be appreciated.

      I can cry when people are thinking you can have any peace or freedom trough violence of any kind.

      • Shawn

        you know what, you are entitled to your opinion and your freedom to talk about it (thanks to those people you are currently putting down) and assuming you are an American citizen. You can say whatever you like. However, if you are an American citizen, putting down the very people who volunteer to do a job where they protect and serve your country, and you as a person living there is just ridiculous. You may not agree with why our soldiers are there, that's fine, but the fact is that they are there, and that man was in a situation where either him and his men were going to be killed, or his enemy was going to be killed. if you were ever put in a life and death situation, no matter why you were there, I am sure you would choose your life and the lives of those you care about, over a person trying to cause you harm. (I am aware the same can be said for the enemy that we are fighting) Your comments here sir, are the things that are not appreciated. the men pictured above, will always be appreciated

        • http://twitter.com/jfkime @jfkime

          I dont think he realizes that the MOH is not won by an individual, it is bestowed upon them by Congress for their sacrifice above and beyond the call of duty. If you read the citation, Dakota and his teammate disregarded a direct order in order to save their brothers in arms. At that point, orders go out the window and saving your brothers becomes the number one priority. Whether your view dictates that forces should be there or not, look at the amazing acts of brotherhood and sacrifice.

          Chive on.

          • Eli is an idiot


            • USMC CPL

              he is a Marine…OOORAH Devil dog!

  • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

    #29 Man Cave indeed. Only female in there is cardboard!

    • Guesty

      just like you chiver's like it.

      • Guesty's God

        You are one stupid little fucker. If you hate this site, why do you waste your "valuable" time checking out every single page that's posted? This only further proves that you are a morbidly obese bigot who can't get off his fat ass to maintain a job let alone get out of bed and off of the computer long enough to sustain any semblance of a healthy, normal, stable life. You have quite the obession with this site and it's pathetic that only YOU seem to think you are some sort of 'voice' for what good 'internet' is.

        • Guesty

          Or I am at work passing time, and enjoy making fun of fuck tards like yourself that defend a website like it is there girlfriend, because this is the only place you actually get to see a girl half naked. I am sure you are one of these losers that is a MOAR, FIND HER, BEST____EVER commenter on any piece of ass you see because you can't get a real girl to talk to you, much less sleep with you. Keep on fighting the good fight, white knight of internet broads, and I'll keep doing what I'm doing.

          • trollovision

            So you spend your time insulting people because it makes you feel good, in other words? I hope you don't believe in heaven or hell, or any form of religion, because you are morally fucked. People who get their kicks off of attacking others are sadistic, psychotic, criminals. Good luck living a fulfilled life since it's clear you're full of hate and psychological issues. Bet you can't have any normal relationships because you're the type of prick who always tries to hurt others in order to make yourself feel good. Have fun with that on judgement day. 🙂

            • Guesty

              Alright Billy Graham. I make fun of losers like you. And psychophants who worship a site and the chicks that are on it. Don't hate the site, just people that worship it. And yes, I am a criminal, because I mock losers and nerds. Good analogy pin head. Go back to the pulpit and keep on saving souls, oh, and on "judgement day", just tell them you were only looking at the naked chicks for research, fudge packer

              • trollovision

                And that's where you're wrong. You are a sadistic fucked up person because (1) you are assuming that I "worship the site and the chicks on it" and (2) that I was calling you a criminal because I you "mock losers and nerds". Do you realize that by saying such things you are pulling made up assumptions out of your own ass, to help 'prove' your point? That's what delusional people do. That's what criminals are. Delusional people who like to inflict harm (be it phsyical or verbal) upon others.

                I am not in love with this site any more than you are. I visit it once a week, tops. You visit it daily, since you apparently work…or something. And the chicks that are on it? I happen to be a male who likes males.

                And judgement day isn't about your sexual interests or naughty wants, idiot. It's about judging your moral character and code.

                You have none and hence I think you better get your shit together or start rethinking how'll you'll spend the rest of eternity.

                • Guesty

                  Preach on brother. well, I was wrong about the chicks, didn't know you were a pole smoker. And again, I am most certainly a criminal mastermind because I mock losers and nerds, and apparently fags now too. Yeah moral bankruptcy! I am like the chive's own Joker then, "criminal mastermind".
                  And what do you do daily? I would love to walk down the rainbow colored path that your life is, as I am sure it is just wonderful wonderful wonderful! Now on that note, I'm gonna go ahead and go to confessional now (which, with religious overtones, makes sense you are a gay… just saying)

                  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776740181 Michel Payette

                    Holy fuck….get a life guys………

                • *()J@3

                  way to defend a site where almost all of it's users resort to calling other people they disagree with "fags" or implying they're gay as if it makes them lesser human beings, moron.

              • BIll57

                guesty is a supreme loser at best, he puts people down to make himself seem superior. guesty my guess is if you do work you don't do a very good job. you fail at work you fail at home and you fail here

                • Guesty

                  Aren't you the one that I called retarded earlier for your retarded comments? Christ, you get more thumbs down than I do, and you kiss everyone's ass. Yeah, keep telling me about failing, special Ed.

                  • guesty's right

                    Gotta go with Guesty on this one. You're a cunt Bill…and I can't quite explaing it, but I don't like that Shannon fucker either.

                    • The Dude


                    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

                      What? Thirsted then? Ow whatever.

                      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
                      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

                  • BIll57

                    like your opinion matters to anyone but yourself. I never mentioned your failing special ed but it wouldn't surprise me you were in it let aone failing it

                    • Doodie Rolls

                      (Obviously it matters to me, and all the people who thumbed him up, and thumbed you down)

                    • BIll57

                      oh boo hoo like that means something,. rediculous, trolling trolls they can't take what they dish out, And youi are you one of the ones who changes their name ? gutless move

          • hell yeah


          • TRON


        • Guesty

          Stop copying and pasting. Just like 98% of the people that comment on this site, you are horribly unoriginal.

          • Ed Wood

            Honestly Guesty, I tried real hard not to agree with you most of the times you post, but the shit you type usually nothing less than the truth.

            • Guesty

              Thank you for your honesty. that is all I ever intend to do.

        • Doctopus

          well according to the thumbs up he's getting(ON THE VERY SITE HE'S INSULTING, NO LESS) and the thumbs down you and they agreeing with you are getting, i'd say Guesty pretty much made you both his bitch. say whatever you want, but the people frequenting the site you're defending ARE STILL THUMBING YOUR ASS DOWN! HAHAHAHA

          • BIll57

            they clear their modems or change ports and up their scores, so what big deal like that means anything. Childish, oh look i have the biggest score, well laaa deee daaa whoppie shit.

      • K.C.

        Man Cave NOT! Little Boy Cave where they masturbate together in from of their calendar.

        • trollovision

          What the fuck are you talking about? …Mom called. She wants you to finish the last of the cores.

          • Brother M.

            Holy shit man. You REALLY need to get a life…..

  • Iam_Dave

    I want to be there!

    • Markus

      No hover-hand there! Atta girl!

  • Rose3191

    #28 no no no, that's a mushroom, you're looking for the chives.

  • TheProfessor

    #16 is it just me, or can we count each of these individuals as a photobomb?

  • DemonIAm

    A Home-brewing Chivette!? I just might be in love!

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