These are the really expensive Russian mail order brides (34 Photos)

Some people fritter their time away playing video games, I enjoy browsing mail order bride websites in my free time. These are considered the high-end girls. I don't know how that translates in price but let's just say you're going to have to float more than just a plane ticket.

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  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    <img src="http://www.picju.com/images/lf9oxg.jpg"&gt;
    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

      Lol epic!

      • paula_pissflap

        hey dirpine wanna come over

    • Stan_Dalone

      just shows everyone you have a personal agenda and you are fucked up congrats. It doesn't bother me that you deface art, just shows how much of a bafoon you really are. I couldn't care less

      • seriously

        You can be a real dick sometimes.

        • Stan_Dalone

          awwwwww poor baby. I can be a dick all the time if need be. But I am usually not a dick I just call it like I see it

          • Durp Durp

            Here is some help with that. You are seeing it WRONG!

          • FuckoffStan

            Wow youre just getting your ass handed to you arent you? LMFAO

          • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

            "I can be a dick all the time if need be."
            How ironic. Your real challenge is to NOT be one every meow and then…
            [insert IMPOSSIBRU! pic]

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one about to visit your IntenseDebate profile page so you can nag about that a bit later (you always do), which also proves you check it about every hour.

          • Stan's Mom

            awww, poor little stanley. so easy to get riled up. maybe you need changing…..

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I've got it! I know what you're suffering from. It's called: verbal diarrhea.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – just one continuous, never ending flow of shit

        • Stan_Dalone

          the pot calling the kettle black. I may suffer from it from time to time, but you ARE Verbal Diarrhea

          • McBeastie

            I already used the kettle/pot against you today, hack. Also, three replies in a single thread shows how much it "doesn't bother you."

          • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

            Stan, you suffer from Cranal Anal Inversion oh … and WORTHLESSNESS ….

            Seriously, please go rinse your mouth out with a loaded revolver you ass hat.

          • paula_pissflap

            hey dirpine paula_ wanna come over

          • FuckoffStan

            No asswipe you suffer from it all the time.

      • Dick Salad

        Paula is one of the tamest/pg-13 internet trolls I have ever seen. How you are so offended by said troll is so baffling to me. I fear that the internet may not be a good place for you to hang out.

        • Stan_Dalone

          Hey DickWeed I am not offended in anyway

          • Dick Salad

            Trying to make fun of a name like "Dick Salad" is rather futile. You should pick something moar insulting and generally sounds funnier.

          • FuckoffStan

            Youre pissed enuf to say she "defaced art" but it doesnt bother you in anyway? If thats the case dumbass then why even mention it? Logic isnt your strong point is it

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        i challenge you to man up and use Paula_s photo as your new avatar. i dare you! i double dare you!

        • Stan_Dalone

          happy now? OK so you lose. Avatars mean nothing except for the fact that it is a pic that I happen to like end of story

          • FuckoffStan

            And just how did he lose dumbass?

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Well you care enough to reply on almost Every! Single! One! of my comments!
        Sometimes even TWICE on the same comment!
        Yeah, I see how that's 'not caring'.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the PG-13 troll

    • McBeastie

      Every now and then…genius.

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Too bad the average Chiver doesn't get the many levels involved in this, at first sight, simple Photoshop.
        A smart Chiver would have asked: "Dear Paula, I can see this is brilliant, but what is it about?"
        "Is this about Has_Sex_Alone, who is, well… alone?"
        "Or is this about you, proving you're alone by posting first whenever you want to?"
        "Or, is this about John, who apparently needs mail order brides to get laid despite his reputation of ravaging every single Chivette?".

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the PG13 troll

        • Stan_Dalone

          I get that you are full of yourself and for no reason I get that you can't stand up foryourself that you have to have a bunch of people do you bidding for you. to me I have fun with you at your expense whatever you think you are accomplishing isn't working

          • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Nobody is doing my bidding for me, those 'people' are ALL me under different account names.
            You said so yourself so it HAS to be true.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the kindest PG-13 troll you'll ever know

          • FuckoffStan

            Cant stand up for herself? She responds to you almost every single time and more often than not blows your fucking "logic" right out of the water.

            And she doesnt try to recruit people to give them thumbs up LMFAO

            • Wanker

              not only recruiting people, he goes through old posts and comments on every single picture to give himself a thumbs-up: Check out
              https://thechive.com/2011/07/01/there-are-giants-o

              and click on the pictures… EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

              This little man is pretty sad, really. I almost feel sorry for the ass hat. But then I remember how much of a dick he is.

    • Lameasspaula
    • Dudse

      Bravo! my dear troll.

      • paula_pissflap

        #7 yessss #9 urmmm yessss yess & #30 is waiting in the correct position for a joust oh lancey that

        • paula_pissflap

          actually #9 u can't explain that

          • paula_pissflap

            #9 u can't explain that….

            • paula_pissflap

              #9 u can't explain that

              • SimonDPieman

                not even after the third time of trying?!

    • Tatts

      I don't know why but I find it so surprising that you say you're a troll and people continue to argue.

      Congrats to Paula, she actually tells people how to stop her and they still cry about her.

      Simple logic idiots

    • CNG

      Usually i want to batter Paula to death with my cock… but this actually made me lolololol. +1

  • dagleja3

    I don't see any pictures in the kitchen?

    • SimonDPieman

      That's because she doesn't plan hanging around long enough to cook anything

    • dinglebeerry3

      You're a dick.

  • da2conan

    #7 add to cart (can I specify the number of units I want?)

    • Tuff Guy

      Isn't that Salma Hayek, pre implants?

      • nate

        who cares…shes hot as fuck. That can't be a real MOB…I would have already purchased several of these

  • Jayavc

    #4 #7 #24 #26 all look like ones I would put on my credit card. The rest could be impulse buys I guess.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=645492012 Xanitzio Magdalenko Aguilar

      they were my favs too, good taste!!!

    • SulsaKnight

      One of these things is not like the other…

  • EasternCanuck

    If this shit is real, i'd be curious on the price. Just for shits and giggles.

    • ROK247

      several thousand dollars up front, then half your shit later. you might get some in the meantime, though.

      • Charlie

        Yep. Most of the time they have a boyfriend or husband already, and their ultimate goal is to just get them both to the US. There's been some shady blackmail/attempted crimes related to this throughout the years.

        • Jason O

          not true. usually they just want to get out of the country. the female to male ratio is high, and most of the guys worth marrying already are. Of course there are bad apples- but statistics have shown over the last 10+ years that the divorce rate for these mail order brides are LESS than normal U.S. divorce rates.

          • ssstoopid

            hot damn that's a convincing argument! i think i am entitled to 1 or more of these women and my government should buy it for me to lower the divorce rate in the country. i call it the win/win bill.

            • ROK247

              that would be one helluva stimulus package

          • Stan_Dalone

            over

      • Jason O

        The actual cost for these high-end girls can be as high as $10K. There is also travel costs, not to mention they want to MEET you and spend a week or however long you can afford to before they will agree. A lot of times these women will ask you to pay for dental work, or boob jobs, etc (which are way cheaper over there) too- sometimes extra money to help out their families. $10-$30K isn't too much to expect for the primo girls by the time you're back in the states.

        • Uncle Sam

          That's easily cheaper than a long term relationship with an American girl.

        • CNG

          Id rather pay $1000 to 30 different hookers and fuck them all. In the ass too.

    • Asdfa

      so how about some links to the site

  • max

    #25

    ……….nose………………….:o

    • Greg

      You know how I know you're gay? Haha just kidding man, its not a deal breaker. They have doctors for that

      • ssstoopid

        because you have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "i like balls on my chin"

    • fuzzybeard2016

      *I* like the nose!

  • jdfish2279

    #24 Time to bust open the piggy-bank!

    • Brian

      Looks to be worth every penny

    • dallen

      That's the "model" I had my eye too. I wonder if it comes in blonde?

    • mouchette

      #24 is in the 1%

    • koddakkid

      its not the piggy bank i'd be bustin

    • BlackMatterBeaver

      I'd pay about a buck fitty fo' that titty…

  • chrisdg74

    #24 – She's the one. Add to cart please.

    • Dudse

      Punk…you think I could you know…rent it? from time to time?

  • InRussia

    This makes a good case for polygamy

    • Stan_Dalone

      makes a good case for STD's

      • Dick Salad

        Which you'd probably take in a heart beat to lose your precious virginity. How cute stan!

  • Buster Cherry

    #9 #13 #14 #22 #29
    Tilt your head at a 45 degree angle and hold your head, guys like that look.

    • Flicka

      beats the shit out of duckface.

      • ssstoopid

        I'd like to beat the shit out of some duck faces… lol

  • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

    BS.
    Dime a desperate dozen.

    • Obama

      some one jealous?

  • Jason

    #30 Add to cart please!

    • ilovethechive

      Agreed! I'll take two!!

    • Edgar Andrade

      Did u already buy this babe or is she still available

    • yeah

      does she come outa the box in that pose?then ill take one plz

  • ROK247

    i can offer the american dream baby! bitches should be payin' me. haha j/k kidding i live in the midwest. she would most likely kill herself long before springtime.

    • JJM

      Ever hear of Siberia? Kinda cold there…

    • Shadrock7

      She's used to living in Russia, dude … She'd probably pound more shots than you while stark naked in a blizzard …

      • ROK247

        i just figured she would come here expecting the american dream and think everywhere is like california in the movies and then, once stuck in a podunk middle of nowhere town (probably much like the one she came from) thoughts would turn to suicide fairly quickly.

  • Just Sayin'

    I placed my order for a selection of russian brides to be 'produced today'. This gives me 18 years and 9 months to save up for one 🙂

  • Iam_Dave

    #24
    I would buy her for sure.

  • spoon chest

    #24 is sexy as hell

  • disturbed

    #3 I'd buy that for a dollar!

  • deleted7104802

    I'd add about half of them to my cart. #7 is the clear winner though.

    • ssstoopid

      That one's great, but I think most of us can agree that #24 wins.

      • JustSayin

        wrong fuckface…#7 wins

      • jasin

        lol 7 wins it by a mile……………

    • jasin

      agreed ,I would add #1 as my bonus buy.

  • JFrame

    I suddenly feel like I need one of those.

  • Dick Salad

    #23
    Finally… I've missed the MOB posts!

  • peter

    #24 Find her and make her a Chivette

    • marc@marc.marc

      Really !

    • Ron

      MOAR!!!!!

    • That Guy

      First, I have to convince my wife that we are now Mormon, second I need to get a loan. Or you could FiND HER and make Her a chivette.

    • RonWisco

      Seriously what site is this girl on?

    • ssstoopid

      Just need to convince her it will give her more exposure (pun intended) to potential American husbands!

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  • dfoggers

    Damn, I spent my paycheck on video games.

  • NJ Dan

    I would def spend like $5

  • marc@marc.marc

    FUCK PAULA AND I WANT TO JIZZ ON HER HAIR

  • swirlman

    I have a friend who is a physician who bought a russian mail order bride. She is not quite as hot as the chicks above but she is a looker. He paid just over $60,000 by the time it was all said and done. you have to pay all her immigration fees, travel expenses, etc. He said he went to a party at an upscale russian hotel to pick out his bride from a group of 50 or so. The bride also had the right to refuse if she didn't like him.

    • GI Joe

      Have a friend who got one as well. He and she were very happy….until he was away on a business trip and suddenly his credit/debit cards wouldn't work.. and after calling his bank to pay for the hotel room he found out the joint account was empty. He was 600 miles from home and no money. And no answer from the home phone or her cell….after getting home he found everything in the house gone and a restraining order on him from her for abuse and a note from her lawyer telling him that she was suing him for everything he had….

      • cool

        cool story bro

        • InRussia

          That was a cool story, bro. I thoroughly enjoyed it. And thank you GI Joe thank for defending our country against the Cobra Commander

      • rabble

        I know one couple that are (seem) happy.

      • yeah

        i could see that shit happenin very easy lol

    • ssstoopid

      My friend married a girl from the Czech Republic. It wasn't mail order, but still made me consider it. LoL

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