• loldicks69

    I'm a hippopotamus and I have noodles on my back.

    • Harump

      I'm an Orangutan and I have grapes between my toes.

      • Floppy Pickle

        I'm a Chinchilla and I have bacon in my mouth.

        • rambocorn

          I'm a platypus and I have an identity crisis.

    • momo

      I'm a Zebra and have bacon on my tail

    • yuh huh

      i'm a shut the f up

      • fake yuh huh

        I'm a yuh huh and I have a stick up my ass.

        • real yuh yuh

          And it's faaaabulous.

  • James_L

    omg they all win

    • wtf

      If you're into masculine women then yep, you're right.

    • SimonPhoenix

      FUCKIN' A Right .. I will take fit GIRLS .. ANY day over models who just happen to have the fat in the right places.

      Trust me .. atheltic women are BEAUTIFUL. With that being said .. there is a definite fine line between too much, which equals grossness… and absolutely beautiful fit, healthy athletic YUMMINESS!

    • Guest

      Obama Must Go…we all win.

      • ^ guy's a TOOL

        Your a LOSER

        • ^typicalobammavote^

          *you're

          • ^typicaldouchebag^

            *Obama

  • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Something about a girl who might be able to kick my ass…..

    • its_forge

      Had a girl once who grew up with three older brothers. I was in serious shape at the time being I was a construction worker digging ditches 8 hours a day, but this girl could pin me in three seconds flat *every time,* and oh my GOD what a mind-boggling eye-crossing fantastic fuck she was. :sigh: the old days.

    • tapsnapornap

      Looking like this has very little to do with whether or not someone could kick your ass…but if you think it does, they could

  • rick ross

    #30

    gross

    • SimonPhoenix

      .. da fuck?

      This is hot .. look at those abs .. she's sexy as helL!

      • Dude

        No. You are wrong. She is disgusting like most of them.

        • xspader

          No you are wrong…she is hot like all of them….actually you arent wrong its just your opinion is different to mine.

    • dash_

      pretty sure that's a dude with no dick

    • patov40

      Pretty sure you guys are either afraid or gay.

  • hossmank

    #13 Yes! #4 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  • Willieboy

    Dayuuummm #3 !!!!!

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    #5 Still would.

    • chuck

      i'm curious about the girl in the corner of the mirror.

    • EFP

      #22 can get it

    • EVERLAST_LIE'S

      this is foolery u talking about peoples well being trying to make them ark friends..u my friend are growing old

    • TDP

      how is it even a question?

    • Truth

      That's nice of you; I'm sure she's been sitting at the gym on weekends hoping some random guy on the internet "Still would."

    • deathscythe257

      #5 looks photoshop'd…

    • RayBoogs

      STILL?

  • chuck

    #23
    mmmmmm, 'twist and shout'

  • kate_the_gate

    I like a girl with a bit of "give" to her. Each to their own, tho!

  • Hooka

    I wouldn't kick a one of them out of bed but I wouldn't knock you over to get one either. I just don't find them that attractive.

  • misschris

    #6 and #11 Wow. Just…. wow. I'll help work these girls out any day!

    • SimonPhoenix

      YEAH no kidding .. So from a woman's POV .. do you think #11 is really that tall .. or think the photo makes her look that tall? I mean those legs go on FOREVER!!

      • Hump Day in HD!

        shopped…..

    • misterchris

      That's funny…you don't look Lebanese.

  • holy shit

    A nice tone, flat stomach is sexy as all hell but #15 and #30….YUCK!!!!!

    • noodles

      are you homosex? son i am disappoint

      • holy shit

        Nope, I just like my females you know….FEMININE! You like rock hard muscles on a woman?…knock yourself out. IMO, if you like muscles to this extent on a chick, then you are secretly hoping that they have that one extra muscle between their legs as well.

  • Rusty

    Mmm…I'll take a #5 with a side of fries, clearly she won't be eating the fries herself.

  • Brian

    #26

    Meanwhile, at the Barnum and Bailey Senior Center.

    • northerner

      If all seniors were in that great a shape, there would be NO need for Medicare/Medicaid. Our American lifestyle is what's killing us. It's why we are a bunch of obese diabetics with clogged arteries. Just sayin.

      • its_forge

        Even healthy people catch weird diseases or get in accidents occasionally. But yeah, we could cut it down a lot.

  • KILROY

    #3 ill clean you, no need for a shower

    • Bill

      Nice set of buns, the way god intended

  • Tuff Guy

    #28 Winner!!

    • Dick_Hammer

      Definitely

      • B-rad

        Seriously?

    • Panda

      Those skinny legs do not make her a sexy fitness girl.

      • Smuggler

        Thank you, Panda. Skinny does not equal fit.

  • thetwistether

    I'm the noodle eating bird and I'd penis #22

    • SimonPhoenix

      huh?

    • psully23

      Is it me or does it seem her belly button is Much closer to her bewbs than her naughty button? Does anyone else find that to be a kinda weird proportion?

      • Mathias_

        I think you're on to something

      • Brian

        Its shopped.

      • Akon

        It is the super lower undies.

      • its_forge

        There may be some Photoshop hinky biz here but some girls do have what's called a "long torso" and this is kinda what one looks like with no clothes on it. Back when I was in high school before they really started tailoring fashions for girls built like this, some of 'em had to wear some pretty funky-lookin' slacks to look okay, like Vicki why are you wearing mom pants, or just show up in dresses and skirts every day.

  • Rudy

    #14 U could bounce a quarter off that gorgeous ass! Well done-

    • http://www.facebook.com/zebulonmiller Zebulon Miller

      And then lose the quarter in that messy ass room!

    • Underbaker

      Before you bounce quarters off that ass you better put on some eye protection. Safety first.

  • http://www.kongregate.com/ Gee 2

    #14 Cute! 🙂

    • chuck

      i'm curious about the girl in the corner of the mirror.

      • http://www.kongregate.com/ Gee 2

        Maybe TheChive can find her. 🙂

  • techno_viking

    And I go to the gym so I can bang girls like #5 #6 and #14.

    • yep

      I earn enough money so that I can bang girls like #5, #6, and #14.

      • SimonPhoenix

        Well played sir

        • pjsupremex

          very well played

      • Bullshit...

        neither of you really bang girls like #5 #6 and #14

      • its_forge

        #5 is a strict vegetarian and doesn't date boys that eat meat; #6 will only go out with you if you prove you have cocaine; #14 is fifteen. = )

    • phi

      dream on guy,dream on

      • techno_viking

        Dream on? I feel sorry for you for thinking that women this hot are untouchable.

        • yeah right

          I know it's cliche to say but…pics or it didn't happen.

          • mike

            i have a left hook so i can bang girls like #5 #6 #14

  • 80's Baby

    #12 worked out so much she lost her booty… what a shame… You can do back bends or sit-ups.. but PLEASE dont loose that butt…

    • chrisdg74

      My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns hun.

    • Brian

      Wow, she literally worked her ass off.

      • Truth

        Slid down her leg, apparently

  • John

    #21…..My legs just gave out.

  • P.J.

    this shit is gross!

    • Lotus

      What is seen cannot be unseen!

  • Derek

    #21 WOW

    • Grissa

      Yep…same with #22…amazing…

  • craig b from ct

    #3 FTW!!!

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