Want vs Need (40 photos)

  • kjgkj

    want pussy need money

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    #15 Mister Frodo! Look! It's an Oliphant! No one at home will believe this.


      u my friend are a lieing monkey basterd

    • Flully Flullenberger

      I love this picture. Reminds me of elephants.

    • http://www.yaduwap.com jeromax

      hi. This machine is in my town in Nantes (France)
      It is part of the incredible "Machines of the island" which include many others: squid, fish, manta, crab, etc … http://www.lesmachines-nantes.fr/

  • https://www.facebook.com/Griffin.Ryan Ryan Griffin

    #9, yes please

  • Big_Curt

    #9 is definitely a need

  • Big_Curt

    where in the hell can I find #34

    • SimonPhoenix

      It's augmented reality technology .. AR for short .. go do a google search and check it out.

      • coulditbe

        In other words…it doesn't actually exist. Its just a design

      • SimonPhoenix

        No it does exist. Augmented Reality is a technology . .that takes "reality" and augments it through some sort of viewing/displaying device (the camera on the back of your iphone/ipad — and the screen)

        It then "AUGMENTS" or changes reality and presents you with a different view .. in this cause the program recognizes the "sticker attached to your keys" as something else ..and it makes a huge obnoxious stand out .. so when you view the room through your camera in your phone/ipad .. it looks normal and then when it picks up that stick .. WHAMO! it stands out and says .. "KEYS"

        They have them for all sorts of cool stuff. http://www.howstuffworks.com/augmented-reality.hthttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augmented_reality http://www.businessinsider.com/best-augmented-rea

        • Tuttified

          I think Big_Curt's asking where to get this actual product… augmented reality is just a technology that's fairly well known. I want to know where to get this too!!!

          • SimonPhoenix

            AAh … Thanks for clarifying, my bad Big_Curt's — to make it up to ya, I will go and look it up (this particular app) .. there are a few sights have aggregatied the applications for the augmented reality apps and what not.

    • Dorkfish

      If you already had it, you could find it

    • Rob

      It is just a concept. Decent chance it wouldn't work due to the rfid tag size. At least not with current tech.

    • Parker

      What happens when you lose your Iphone?

      • http://www.facebook.com/Wil.Pwr Will Harding

        The apocalypse

  • SimonPhoenix

    fuck that! #6 IS A NEED!!



    u know that there is no everlasting

    • SimonPhoenix

      What is everlasting?

    • JAFitC

      Have you not met the Gobstopper?

      • SimonPhoenix

        LMAO … Well Played, Sir. Well Played

  • jrey81

    need #34 in my life… want #8, #12 #33 badly

  • chicago

    #34 if you need this, need a tracker for the tracker, and tracker for the tracker-tracker…. [recursive joke.]

    • SimonPhoenix

      Recursively NOT funny ..

      • chicago

        haters gonna hate

        • SimonPhoenix

          True Dat!

    • Broseph Stalin

      stack overflow….

    • ursulacooper

      couldn't you just get 2 trackers, and put a sticker on each of them? That way you can use them both to find each other. Boom.


    u grow wrinkly like the rest of us.

  • kate_the_gate

    #12 My Mother wants these! Any ideas, internet savvy peeps?

  • SimonPhoenix

    #34 – Augmented Reality .. sort of cool technology. The applications are damn near endless.
    #14 – Sorry Chive, I don't trust you anymore with Asian pics after that one "fapping incidence"

  • jaw

    Baconator! FTW

  • eh.

    #38 what kind of organ did you put in there? Or is that a baby octopuss?

    • chicago

      my best guess is 3 1/2 feet of small intestine or one of those severed feet that's been washing up on British Columbian shores…

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Those are my feet. I keep trying to kick Vancouver's ass but I'm doing it wrong.

    • Guest

      or its fucking coke

    • ORA

      ICE! DUH!


    u've been preaching of RE since the 80's probly earlyer so why are u old and wrinkly

  • Brian



    • TheMoose03

      Sure hope not.

    • Rick

      i wouldnt even ask,… afterwards id just leave shhhh!

    • troy1007

      Olwen Jin Mei Xin, Chinese model, definitely not a man. I hope.

    • inspector gadget

      nope – check the Adams' Apple

    • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

      Only in my dreams

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #34 What happens when you lose the finder?

    • Tuttified

      You usually won't lose the finder if the finder is your phone… well, at least I won't.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Use the finder to find it. Do I have to explain everything?

    • Rick

      That's y u buy 2 of them

  • EFP


    need it. cant chive for more than 6 minutes before ass and hamstrings go numb

    • EFP

      that was #33 i was referring to… fail, i knw.

  • innocence lost

    #34 God, let this be real

    • chicago

      if you're praying to a God for a finder, why not just pray to find your lost things. A true test on many levels.

      • TheMoose03

        How about.. No.. Scott, Ok?

        • SimonPhoenix

          How about yes, The Mosse. "If God is for us, who can be against us?"

  • Verbal_Kint

    #7 (in Cleveland's voice) beep boop beep. The floor's clean, y'all…

    • Brutal Deluxe

      This creates a dilemma. Now if I ever get hold of one of these, I'll be crushed if it doesn't speak in Cleveland's voice.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #21 never mind that the car now weights 10,000 pounds with all the water in it…

    • Tuttified

      A car accident would be fun to watch.

      • Frank

        That's possibly the safest a person could be in a car crash. No slamming into the steering wheel or getting thrown through the windshield. Though whiplash might be more likely.

        • JHL1

          yes, because you can't move through water

          • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

            You can't move through water as easily as you can move through air. The problem tho is that the water will be moving forward with you in a crash, so it won't really help as much as one might think it would.

    • TDub66

      "Car-pool" lane only!

    • Rick

      Never mind that the water will be everywhere but in the car when u accelerate and brake.

  • dominantone

    #6 #9 Yes Please!

  • jasgat66

    #28 It's Friday… Crappy work week… NEED

    • MC Hammer

      DO NOT WANT. That's a fridge-ful of (mostly) pisswater. I'll take a fridge-ful of beer, but make it the good stuff.

      • OldEnglish

        Are you lookin' for some Colt 45 MC? Call Lando.

    • Billy Blunts

      A bunch of CANS FU(KING YUCK !!!!!!!!

      • its_forge

        Many good beers come in cans. You can get a lot of good imports like Guinness in cans.

  • Dujefaca

    #14 He is cute..

    • Verbal_Kint

      thanks for ruining that one….

    • Paul Chubbs

      haha.. that one liner reminds me off a day back in nam …vietcong… they where everywhere shooting, "they're in the tree's" one colleague shouted.. oh well

      All the best,
      Paul chubbs

      • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

        How does "he is cute" remind you of vietcong shooting from trees?

    • inspector gadget

      no Adam's Apple, she's good.

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    This is the future that needs to happen right now. Too often I find that my headphones get lost in the clutter

    #6 #9

    Yes please

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