• Needle

    I thank you.

    • Hank

      WE thank you

    • hMMMM

      LG's probably sitting there steaming b/c she just got replaced big time, by a true hottie.

      • http://www.tube8.com Troll_the_world

        .. and the first shots have been fired. I was wondering who was going to go down this road. However, these two dumb cuntbags will probably "join forces" as a women who made it out of the kitchen or some shit.

      • its_forge

        Oh please could you be a more stupid dickwipe.

        • http://www.tube8.com Troll_the_world

          FUCK YOU … go make a dildo and stick straight in your mother's sorry excuse for a birthhole!

          Then, please kill yourself.

          Thank You.

          The Rest of the World

          • its_forge

            Oh dear, oh woe, oh merciful heaven, I have been said dirty words to by some worthless comestain on the Internet; whatever shall I do? My God, my Lord, oh dear, oh woe. ::wrist staple forehead::

            Hey fuckball, you're going to have to do a lot worse than that; I've been doing this since the mid-80s on dialup bulletin board systems. This is ooooooooooooooooooolllld hat to me, you pitiful, ignorant skidmark.

            • http://www.fuckniggers.com Troll_the_World

              WOW, the mid 80s? I bet you don't even know what a pussy looks like, you fucking nerd. You're probably (still) living in your mother's basement and switched from whacking off to Dungeons & Dragons to whacking off to trolls in World of Warcraft.
              Speaking of worthless semen, I'm sure your dad is REALLY proud of you.

              Try again, I'm sure you can get do better than your prior excuse for a retort..

              • DRIZ

                wow u r a faggot, who needs a reality check, and id love to be the one to give it to you "troll the world" lofl u aint shit in real life u aint shit on the streets u a bitch

                • DRIZ


            • first

              fuck off forge. and take your "holier than thou" bullshit with you.

  • jenny


    Exotic, beautiful.

    • Jimmy

      Maybe her dad is a GI.

    • ashcallingbull

      First Nations Cree πŸ™‚

    • Truth

      "ex·ot·ic [ig-zot-ik] adjective1. of foreign origin or character; not native; introduced from abroad, but not fully naturalized or acclimatized"

      Pretty sure she's the complete OPPOSITE of exotic, but definitely beautiful!

    • Lev

      She's got a wicked Pocahontas vibe to her.

    • ROK247

      once you go native, something something have my babies.

  • tyler


    Love gorgeous women with a sense of humor.

    • ashcallingbull

      glad you like my sillyness πŸ™‚

    • ashcallingbull

      Laughter is the best medicine πŸ˜‰

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      By sense of humor .. he means BOOBS!

      Just kidding .. ACTUALLY your best photo is you making that silly face. .becareful it may stick that way!

      • transvestight iyt

        haha simon 'cunt' phoenix is back… by stick he means smear simon talk real ffs u are the wurst german ive ever read.

    • chivebasti

      yes. best Pic! πŸ˜€

    • Malkintosh22

      How could you not?

  • Thomas


    My girlfriend just pointed to the screen and said, 'I want that'.

    • .......

      Me to…. What a beauty …..

    • Devon

      yeah, she does it for me

      (I'm a girl)

    • SpacemanSpiff

      you three go have fun now

    • Bezaile

      Are you sure she wasn't referring to the coat? She is a girl, after all.

    • mtk91

      pointing your hand at the screen does not count as your girlfriend..

    • ashcallingbull

      hahaha "i want that"

  • BOOMstick

    I wouldn't mind putting my calling into her bull

    • Undershooter30

      How do you know she has livestock?

  • havingpuntime

    im calling bull, she's a cyborg engineered for maximum hotness.

    • admiralperry

      and she has a perma-duckface

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #13 sooo Pretty
    every single person that I know who grew up poor and is now in a much better state (including me) all take time to give back.
    Lupe Fiasco Said it "Bein poor is just another sign that god loves you cause being poor make you humble"

    • 80's Baby

      "…. Being poor also teach you how to Hustle.. Now that I got my own, I can hit 'em with a couple"

      Good reference my man

    • ashcallingbull

      Living in poverty definitely made me humble and grateful for everything I have and have worked for today.

    • guest

      The only downside would be that being poor gives you bad grammar.

      • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

        Grammer+Hip Hop=arch enemies

        • Spelling Police

          Spelling too apparently πŸ˜‰

    • Steveystevesteve

      Thumbs up ALL the things Lupe Fiasco

  • bull

    i am bull. answering the call.

  • Paul


    That is one beautiful woman

    • Steveystevesteve

      And judging from the story at the top (which was difficult to get through considering at every word I had t go back to checking out the photos) the fact that she's gorgeous is just icing on the cake.

      • ROK247

        that's not icing…

      • ashcallingbull

        thanks everyone ! Chive on πŸ™‚

  • Brian


    OH!!!!! Canada……….

    • AmBush_Steve

      Something is standing on guard for thee.

  • TylerG_76

    #9 *THUD*

  • R2GFan

    #8 Amazing. You are very beautiful.

  • Jonathen

    I second that drooling…….

  • Lah

    Are you single?

    • ashcallingbull

      Nope sorry got a serious boyfriend πŸ™‚

      • http://www.tube8.com Troll_the_World

        I bet he taps that EVERY night. If not .. time to change up!

      • hMMMM

        no ring though, right? It's just that….you haven't met ME yet…

        • ashcallingbull

          haha your silly

          • hMMMM

            what does that mean, silly? Is that some kind of code for "please take me out I know that you don't care about me having a boyfriend"?

            • Air-Head

              Well, her not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're" means she'll most likely have to seek unemployment when her looks fade.

              • ashcallingbull

                typing fast… sorry didn't know i was on a spelling bee lol

            • ashcallingbull

              means it's silly… as in no. lol

              • loyal chiver


  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #1 #18

    Bravo Chive…..amazing *claps*

  • Not First

    #17 Wow. You're gorgeous… but you probably already knew that.

    • ashcallingbull

      thank you! πŸ™‚

  • Tj Lojik

    #9 If im 1/8 Native American do I have a better chance with this epicness of a woman

    • ashcallingbull

      your native american? What tribe? πŸ™‚

      • Tj Lojik

        Sauk & Fox

      • TylerG_76

        As am I. πŸ˜€
        From Central Alberta, Canada. I'm Cree as well, hopefully we're not related. πŸ˜› ahaha.

        • ashcallingbull

          haha what band?

      • http://twitter.com/CABigMac @CABigMac

        Mi’kmaw … Nova Scotia baby …. I think you have actually worked with cousin on Blackstone Glen Gould.

        • ashcallingbull

          Yes i did!

      • Waylon

        I'm a mutt, 1/8th Cree and 1/8th Cherokee and you Ashley, are all beautiful.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    She just broke the internet..

    • ashcallingbull

      uh oh. lol

      • yes sir

        she broke it with her manly face.

    • transvestight iyt

      actually she's the fithe today

    • a_Jester

      It's a bunch of tubes…it could be down for a while

  • chicago

    Said it best: Ashley really is an inspiration.
    [if put down, don't stay down. get up and learn from the experience]
    #17 and #2 Adorable

    • ashcallingbull

      πŸ™‚ thanks

      • Spencer_on_Fire

        Should definitely drop in more often πŸ˜€

        • hMMMM

          Stop talking to my girl. The boyfriend is enough competition as is.

  • fact checker

    I particularly liked in the intro "…grew up extremely Alberta, Canada." I am not sure what that even means but I think it sounds kinda awesome.

    • ashcallingbull

      Alberta must be extreme lol… i grew up and live on a reserve called Enoch Cree Nation.. Plains Cree baby!

  • akuma308

    Hellooooooooooo ashley. Canada …..never seems to disapoint me

    • ashcallingbull

      Ohhhhhh Canada πŸ™‚ Helloooooo πŸ™‚

      • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

        You misspelled "Blame"

        • transvestight iyt

          haha simons sharkin her, ease off simon ffs it's asif youve never seen a girl on the telebox before

    • Adam_R

      First Alexis…now Ash…

      …thumbs up to Canada. Except last time I was there I got arrested….which was actually kind of funny…because I was there with a church youth group. :/

  • Dax

    #3 That is one beautiful woman right there.

    • ashcallingbull

      thank you!

  • Wet_tosti

    Chivette and miss. Canada. ……Miss Chivanada!

    • ashcallingbull

      I like that new title! Miss Chivanada! haha

      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        A top notch Chivette so close to my home. High five for alberta, and a high five to you, miss!

        • ashcallingbull

          Chive on πŸ™‚

          • yeahyeah

            Miss Attention Hoenada.

    • josephanthony

      Canadette? – They should do a live-action version of Pocahontas, just for her.

  • laelow

    Oh dear Gaawwdd!

    #9 and #11 FTW.

    • ashcallingbull


      • laelow

        You are smok'n hawt, Ashley!

      • Dirty Dingus

        Score one for Canada.
        Score two for Alberta.

      • SpacemanSpiff

        i think i'm in <3

      • average joe

        marry me?

      • DoomsDayDub

        Some of the most gorgeous pictures I have seen in a long time. Are you planning on doing any acting or other entertainment ventures in the near future?

  • cwmuse

    #14 ugly dress

    • GeBee

      You're an ugly person.

      • ashcallingbull

        no need for haters πŸ™‚

        • itsmeagain

          Yeah coz all the sluts who post here get support of the vagina worshiping losers. Buzz off.

    • ashcallingbull

      Sherry Hill Dress and i LOVE it πŸ™‚

      • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

        Don't argue with idiots .. they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

        • ashcallingbull

          they just need a happy meal lol

    • Dick_Hammer

      Idiot, she's hot in that dress. That dress would have a….forget it, you obviously don't get it.

      • ashcallingbull

        lol thanks bud!

      • 47598

        look at you sad bastards that white-knight anything with a vagina. she ain't gonna fuck you.

    • transvestight iyt

      it lokks ok on me, hopefully anyway

    • Alabaster T. Maxwell

      I agree. that dress would look much better on my floor. i would even help her out of it

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