LG's probably sitting there steaming b/c she just got replaced big time, by a true hottie.
http://www.tube8.com Troll_the_world
.. and the first shots have been fired. I was wondering who was going to go down this road. However, these two dumb cuntbags will probably "join forces" as a women who made it out of the kitchen or some shit.
its_forge
Oh please could you be a more stupid dickwipe.
http://www.tube8.com Troll_the_world
FUCK YOU … go make a dildo and stick straight in your mother's sorry excuse for a birthhole!
Then, please kill yourself.
Thank You.
Sincerely,
The Rest of the World
its_forge
Oh dear, oh woe, oh merciful heaven, I have been said dirty words to by some worthless comestain on the Internet; whatever shall I do? My God, my Lord, oh dear, oh woe. ::wrist staple forehead::
Hey fuckball, you're going to have to do a lot worse than that; I've been doing this since the mid-80s on dialup bulletin board systems. This is ooooooooooooooooooolllld hat to me, you pitiful, ignorant skidmark.
http://www.fuckniggers.com Troll_the_World
WOW, the mid 80s? I bet you don't even know what a pussy looks like, you fucking nerd. You're probably (still) living in your mother's basement and switched from whacking off to Dungeons & Dragons to whacking off to trolls in World of Warcraft.
Speaking of worthless semen, I'm sure your dad is REALLY proud of you.
Try again, I'm sure you can get do better than your prior excuse for a retort..
DRIZ
wow u r a faggot, who needs a reality check, and id love to be the one to give it to you "troll the world" lofl u aint shit in real life u aint shit on the streets u a bitch
DRIZ
AN BY THE LOOKS OF IT UR SITTIN ON HERE WAITIN FOR A REPLAY CUZ UR SUCH A FAGGOT, ILL WAIT 2 MIN FOR A RESPONSE BITCH ASS N****
first
fuck off forge. and take your "holier than thou" bullshit with you.
jenny
#18
Exotic, beautiful.
Jimmy
Maybe her dad is a GI.
ashcallingbull
First Nations Cree π
Truth
"ex·ot·ic [ig-zot-ik] adjective1. of foreign origin or character; not native; introduced from abroad, but not fully naturalized or acclimatized"
Pretty sure she's the complete OPPOSITE of exotic, but definitely beautiful!
Lev
She's got a wicked Pocahontas vibe to her.
ROK247
once you go native, something something have my babies.
tyler
#2
Love gorgeous women with a sense of humor.
ashcallingbull
glad you like my sillyness π
ashcallingbull
Laughter is the best medicine π
http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix
By sense of humor .. he means BOOBS!
Just kidding .. ACTUALLY your best photo is you making that silly face. .becareful it may stick that way!
transvestight iyt
haha simon 'cunt' phoenix is back… by stick he means smear simon talk real ffs u are the wurst german ive ever read.
chivebasti
yes. best Pic! π
Malkintosh22
How could you not?
Thomas
#18
My girlfriend just pointed to the screen and said, 'I want that'.
.......
Me to…. What a beauty …..
Devon
yeah, she does it for me
(I'm a girl)
SpacemanSpiff
you three go have fun now
Bezaile
Are you sure she wasn't referring to the coat? She is a girl, after all.
mtk91
pointing your hand at the screen does not count as your girlfriend..
ashcallingbull
hahaha "i want that"
BOOMstick
I wouldn't mind putting my calling into her bull
Undershooter30
How do you know she has livestock?
havingpuntime
im calling bull, she's a cyborg engineered for maximum hotness.
admiralperry
#18
and she has a perma-duckface
http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925
#13 sooo Pretty
every single person that I know who grew up poor and is now in a much better state (including me) all take time to give back.
Lupe Fiasco Said it "Bein poor is just another sign that god loves you cause being poor make you humble"
80's Baby
"…. Being poor also teach you how to Hustle.. Now that I got my own, I can hit 'em with a couple"
Good reference my man
ashcallingbull
Living in poverty definitely made me humble and grateful for everything I have and have worked for today.
guest
The only downside would be that being poor gives you bad grammar.
http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925
Grammer+Hip Hop=arch enemies
Spelling Police
Spelling too apparently π
Steveystevesteve
Thumbs up ALL the things Lupe Fiasco
bull
i am bull. answering the call.
Paul
#1
That is one beautiful woman
Steveystevesteve
And judging from the story at the top (which was difficult to get through considering at every word I had t go back to checking out the photos) the fact that she's gorgeous is just icing on the cake.
ROK247
that's not icing…
ashcallingbull
thanks everyone ! Chive on π
Brian
#9
OH!!!!! Canada……….
AmBush_Steve
Something is standing on guard for thee.
TylerG_76
#9 *THUD*
R2GFan
#8 Amazing. You are very beautiful.
Jonathen
I second that drooling…….
Lah
Are you single?
ashcallingbull
Nope sorry got a serious boyfriend π
http://www.tube8.com Troll_the_World
I bet he taps that EVERY night. If not .. time to change up!
hMMMM
no ring though, right? It's just that….you haven't met ME yet…
ashcallingbull
haha your silly
hMMMM
what does that mean, silly? Is that some kind of code for "please take me out I know that you don't care about me having a boyfriend"?
Air-Head
Well, her not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're" means she'll most likely have to seek unemployment when her looks fade.
ashcallingbull
typing fast… sorry didn't know i was on a spelling bee lol
ashcallingbull
means it's silly… as in no. lol
loyal chiver
Whore
Spencer_on_Fire
#1 #18
Bravo Chive…..amazing *claps*
Not First
#17 Wow. You're gorgeous… but you probably already knew that.
ashcallingbull
thank you! π
Tj Lojik
#9 If im 1/8 Native American do I have a better chance with this epicness of a woman
ashcallingbull
your native american? What tribe? π
Tj Lojik
Sauk & Fox
TylerG_76
As am I. π
From Central Alberta, Canada. I'm Cree as well, hopefully we're not related. π ahaha.
ashcallingbull
haha what band?
http://twitter.com/CABigMac @CABigMac
Mi’kmaw … Nova Scotia baby …. I think you have actually worked with cousin on Blackstone Glen Gould.
ashcallingbull
Yes i did!
Waylon
I'm a mutt, 1/8th Cree and 1/8th Cherokee and you Ashley, are all beautiful.
Intensemasterdebater
She just broke the internet..
ashcallingbull
uh oh. lol
yes sir
she broke it with her manly face.
transvestight iyt
actually she's the fithe today
a_Jester
It's a bunch of tubes…it could be down for a while
chicago
Said it best: Ashley really is an inspiration.
[if put down, don't stay down. get up and learn from the experience]
#17 and #2 Adorable
ashcallingbull
π thanks
Spencer_on_Fire
Should definitely drop in more often π
hMMMM
Stop talking to my girl. The boyfriend is enough competition as is.
fact checker
I particularly liked in the intro "…grew up extremely Alberta, Canada." I am not sure what that even means but I think it sounds kinda awesome.
ashcallingbull
Alberta must be extreme lol… i grew up and live on a reserve called Enoch Cree Nation.. Plains Cree baby!
akuma308
Hellooooooooooo ashley. Canada …..never seems to disapoint me
ashcallingbull
Ohhhhhh Canada π Helloooooo π
http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix
You misspelled "Blame"
transvestight iyt
haha simons sharkin her, ease off simon ffs it's asif youve never seen a girl on the telebox before
Adam_R
First Alexis…now Ash…
…thumbs up to Canada. Except last time I was there I got arrested….which was actually kind of funny…because I was there with a church youth group. :/
Dax
#3 That is one beautiful woman right there.
ashcallingbull
thank you!
Wet_tosti
Chivette and miss. Canada. ……Miss Chivanada!
ashcallingbull
I like that new title! Miss Chivanada! haha
http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick
A top notch Chivette so close to my home. High five for alberta, and a high five to you, miss!
ashcallingbull
Chive on π
yeahyeah
Miss Attention Hoenada.
josephanthony
Canadette? – They should do a live-action version of Pocahontas, just for her.
laelow
Oh dear Gaawwdd!
#9 and #11 FTW.
ashcallingbull
π
laelow
You are smok'n hawt, Ashley!
Dirty Dingus
Score one for Canada.
Score two for Alberta.
SpacemanSpiff
i think i'm in <3
average joe
marry me?
DoomsDayDub
Some of the most gorgeous pictures I have seen in a long time. Are you planning on doing any acting or other entertainment ventures in the near future?
cwmuse
#14 ugly dress
GeBee
You're an ugly person.
ashcallingbull
no need for haters π
itsmeagain
Yeah coz all the sluts who post here get support of the vagina worshiping losers. Buzz off.
ashcallingbull
Sherry Hill Dress and i LOVE it π
http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix
Don't argue with idiots .. they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
ashcallingbull
they just need a happy meal lol
Dick_Hammer
Idiot, she's hot in that dress. That dress would have a….forget it, you obviously don't get it.
ashcallingbull
lol thanks bud!
47598
look at you sad bastards that white-knight anything with a vagina. she ain't gonna fuck you.
transvestight iyt
it lokks ok on me, hopefully anyway
Alabaster T. Maxwell
I agree. that dress would look much better on my floor. i would even help her out of it