• army archer

    Bill Murray

    • _LG

      There is no other option. …I also feel like a Bill Murray drinking event at the Chive offices with Queen playing in the background would be a highly likely reality. Or at least a person can dream. 😉

      • LucretiusCarus

        I don't know–BFM seems more like a Johnny Cash kinda guy than a Queen kinda guy. But I could be wrong.

    • dyon

      Where is the freaking DAR!

    • Ya, I said it.

      Not gonna lie..Bill Murray is not that cool! Dude turned down Ghostbusters 3.

      • Falthor

        yeah but if it was going to suck would you star in a movie?

      • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery TommyD

        I really don't get the obsession with him. he's cool and all. But why must the Chive be so obsessed wtih him? And why do Chivers have to be such sheep about it?

  • a russian

    Imaginationland is choice

    • Pandapants

      In russia, Imaginationland chose you

  • leon

    i cannot imagine the smile on my face if i was throwing back a cocktail with Bill Murray


    So pumped that 2 of my 4 made the list!!! Go chive go!!! (Shameless super excited gloating, terrible work day is now so much better) The Killers and Helicopter Scene, Apocalypse Now !!! KCCO

  • Logan

    All of those drinks sounds horrible. Way to sell out Chive. Like you don't already make enough on all those fucking t-shirts.

    • TomTheCameraGuy


    • DDD

      Thats why you just choose the shot over those sissy girlie drinks……..

    • austin

      I completely agree. Those drinks sound absolutely awful. Also, regardless of whether it is served as a cocktail or a shot, Grand Marnier IS a girlie drink… or, at best, something grandma would sip on after a long night at the bingo hall.


        Let me guess you love drinking warm bud lights in your nascar beer coozy

        • austin

          Nope, whiskey.

          • Jack_LeMac

            in the jar-oh?

            • austin

              HAHAHA! Nice one!

    • coinbank

      i will say grand Marnier may suck balls if you have a set, however it is awesome in chocolate, i think chive missed the target market with this one, i think Grand Marnier should be sponsoring some kind of event on TheBerry, like best drink to bitch about your man.


    BILL F-ING MURREY – in honor of BFM n Bags Tuesday!


      Crap – I was excited. *Murray.

  • jasgat66

    Clint Eastwood would be really cool also

  • jqpublic

    Those drinks all sound terrible.

    • Vol_5

      my thoughts exactly-the only one i didn't answer

      • Vitali

        my favorite drink: 50% Absolut, 50% Grey goose, 100% face to the floor.

    • Dylan

      Make one of those drinks a homebrew and we'll be in business.

  • DrLeppiwinks

    I would say Bill Fucking Murray himself should have this one in the bag

  • jason

    Where is the DAR :(?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      We were also promised Yoga Pants…WTF!!!

      • MICHAEL

        Yeah! Yoga Pants! I'm going to go on strike. I swear to Bill Fucking Murray!!!

  • sdawson22

    The full cast of Ghostbusters!!!

  • Jtrain


  • dochandy

    i would like nothing more than to have a drink with Bill Murray AND Clint Eastwood. could i have both if i trade for a white, silent room?

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Meow delete it!

    – Fan testimonial: "Dear Paula, I love you like a fat kid love cake, like a prostitute loves a john, Like a Emo loves razorblades, Like skinny jeans love lowering peoples chances of having kids, Like a chubby girl loves hohos, like a bulimic loves a good puke, like a warm BJ on a crisp morning, like a woodchuck loves chucking wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood and like a good woman loves a kitchen. Paula, you are the ying to the Chives yang…You complete us <3"
    – Fan testimonial: "Now I hate Paula as much as the next guy, but you gotta admit … this one was funny."
    – Fan testimonial: "Holy shit. this might be the first funny/original comment i've ever seen on this site. EVER."
    – Fan testimonial: "I wish I could give you 2 very enthusiastic thumbs up for that Paula. You gave me a good laugh :-D"
    – Fan testimonial: "Paula, I'm going to vote you down on this one, because I know that's what you're after. As long as we have an understanding that I think this is completely hilarious."

    • Jack_LeMac

      You can't nonchalantly say yawn after you do exactly what the biggest fucking troll this side of the Pecos said you're gonna do. Get it the fuck together, Stan.

      • Jack_LeMac

        Well that's fine, carry on then

      • Underbaker

        You tell 'em Stan.

  • 03_SE_XTERRA

    who cares about this shit…where is the DAR??

  • seriously

    Am I the only one who wants to punch Mac in the face everytime I see him?

  • Stevo

    Bill murray and apocalyse now ( best scence ever )

  • Tim

    This selection is balls, Tom waits, whiskey, no ice, listening to cougar, at the times change(d)

  • Anonymous

    Don't care. Post DAR

  • Ketut

    I have actually partied atop Mt Rushmore way back in the day before they got really militant about people walking around the bluff there.

    • john

      I thought you wrote that you were walking around "in the buff".

    • Okay.

      Cool story, bro.

  • Anonymous

    hunter s thompson
    Singapore sling
    mr. tambourine man.

  • RJW

    Done and did;)

  • Del

    Drink the shot ,,, dont need a girlie drink…

  • Gilligan Fan

    Wheres the DAR?! Jesus!!

  • Brendan


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