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  • Sara Jean Underwood

    Need more me in this post Chive!

    • Ned_Plimpton

      You can email your pics to me. I promise I'll post ALL of them on my bedroom wall.

      I'll even accept the nude one's unlike theChive… Just for you 😉

    • Tony

      Yes. That is a truth.

    • Nate

      Hells yes they do

    • Lisa

      I agree Sara. 🙂 Long is better…it's more womanly. Feminine…sweet. 🙂

      And then there's the RAWR aspect of it. 🙂

      Gentlemen, listen up. As you're kissing a woman, run your hand up the back of her neck, at the back of her head, take a handful and curl your fingers around it…control her…not painfully…but absolutely without question, control her. Pull her head back and expose her neck…kiss her there and up the side to her ear. If she fights it or doesn't seem into it, ease up, but if she's into it, oh she'll REALLY be into it and you will love the reaction you get. Trust me…ahhhhhhh. 🙂 😉

      • Couvs

        This is exactly why I prefer long hair on women 🙂

        • Lisa

          And that is exactly why I grow mine long Couvs…lol 🙂 A man who knows how to do this…{deep pleasurable sigh}…ahhhhhhhhhhh. 🙂

          Also #12 #25 & #27…good God…they are awesome. 🙂 Just…wow.

          • bz1

            And just how often do you like your hair pulled and your neck kissed? 😉

            • Jake

              Good question.

              Lisa, if it's not enough or if you just want more, I'm game and good to go for days. Any time. I'll reply to 1 of your old comments with my 411. ID will tell you which one. Come find me baby. I will take care of you the right way, or the wrong way if that's what turns you around.

              • Lisa

                Um. Sure Jake. If your Mom ever unlocks the basement, I'd be happy to meet you. Of course I'll bring some friends along. My 9 mm, 30 0 6 and AR15 are just dying to say "Hi!"

                (Side note…seriously? WTF?)

                • Dylan

                  Oh snap…

                • 'sota

                  Hahahahahahaha yes! Told! Lmao

                • Andy

                  That. Was. Hilarious!

                • bigjames699

                  Haha! Sounds like a party to me ill bring ammo 🙂

                • http://twitter.com/oplock @oplock

                  aught 6? That piqued my interest. Which one?

                  • Lisa

                    Remington Gamemaster model 760. 150 grain bullets. I am very comfortable taking elk from 300-350 yards. Much further than that and a one shot one kill approach becomes iffy for me. I'll keep practicing. 😉

                    My 9mm is for personal protection. Hollow point bullets. 15 round clip. Hopefully I won't ever need it but if I do, I know I can kill someone who is there to do me or my family harm.

                    The AR is for fun! 🙂 Yeah folks hunt with them but I don't want to swiss cheese an animal. Paper, tin can and watermelon targets are ENTIRELY too much fun. 😉 🙂

                    I also have a 7 mag, a 22-250, a Hakim, a .45 and various knives. I'm a taxidermist. I scare the crap out of most men and I'm good with that. 🙂 😉 I wouldn't want to be with a pussy anyway. 🙂

                    • Oh man

                      I have the strangest boner right now.

      • Skermitt

        I know this move… 😀 It works very well indeed.
        Also, long hair for the win.

      • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

        Fully fuckin' agree.

      • Misfit7734

        Been doing this for years, the reaction never ceases to amaze me.

    • iceman

      Absolutey sara! You should be in mind the gap, sexy chivers, and especially hump day every week! KCCO you are a goddess!;)

    • TheReal Sara Jean

      ^^ She is not sara jean underwood. I am the real Sara Jean people. Send your nudes to Triumph421@yahoo.com. Thanks! I promise to respond to all of the beautiful entries!

      • Someone

        You…or someone you know is now fucked.

      • http://www.facebook.com/James.D24 James Dobry

        Would the real sara jean underwood please stand up!

        • SupaNinja

          Dammit! You beat me to it

      • Case

        How much spam is this fooled gonna get.

    • The Right Stuff

      Hey sara….I think you need more of me in you. Whatcha think?

    • Power

      Sara…I love you

    • Andy

      Your argument is VALID!

  • http://Www.olekingcole.tumblr.com Olekingcole

    Shit yeah.

    • trollfacer.jpg

      wat evr happnd to lauren genetals? the chive dumpster … u fags mad?

  • BrazilJiuJitsu

    THIS GALLERY IS 10X BETTER THAN THE SHORT HAIR GALLERY!!!

    • DanforReal

      Long hair looks so much more feminine!

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        completely agree with you…
        there is something really femenine and beautiful about girls with long hair

    • Brlol

      And this is coming from a guy who apparently enjoys rolling around on the ground with other shirtless men. So you know it's the truth. Not joking.

      • John Bender

        Shut the fuck up.

    • Dan

      Not even close. Most of these chicks are average.

    • Trav

      No contest. Long hair by a mile!

    • Underbaker

      I like the long hair for the looks, but when you're getting intimate it kind of gets in the way.

  • J W

    #15 #34
    Woooooo!!

    • Ned Flanders

      Just imagine how much hotter she would be with shorter, styled hair instead of that little house on the prairie bullshit!

  • Robert

    #22 is amazing. Also #2 and I don't even need to see her face

    • jred

      #22 is the chick from Coyote Ugly

      • JakB274

        I can see how they look similar, but this is actually Kristin Cavallari, not the chick from Coyote Ugly…

      • jhillman17

        pretty sure it's kristin cavallari, not the girl from coyote ugly (piper perabo)

    • pmtip

      Be careful what you wish for. I saw a girl with hair like that one day in line at my local copy center. She also had legs up to her neck and an ass that would blow the roof off of hump day.

      And she had a face that would make a train take a dirt road. The only woman I have ever seen up close who was uglier than Janis Joplin.

      • Moose

        LMFAO pmtip. "she had a face that would make a train take a dirt road".-One of the funniest quotes I have heard in a while.

      • NonBrit

        In those cases, it's best to make your way back around to enjoy the superior vantage point.

  • Ricky

    I agree with Sara!!

  • Matt

    #33 Perfection

    • https://www.facebook.com/masternatron Nathan Bowen

      who the blazes? Move the sign!

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Awesome photo! Smile, hump, burned bra…so good.
      I'll easily forgive the mirrored sign.
      Also….MOAR!

    • http://www.facebook.com/wsuNate Nate Long

      I almost missed it!

    • annonymous

      She's perfect alright,,, except the sign is upside down. This explains her hair colour.

      • No Oneinparticula

        It makes her more perfect…it means she's a fucking idiot. That way when she walks in on you sodomizing her sister with the same power, tempo, and vigor of Sandanistan Freedom Fighter war drums, you can convince her you were just helping her move the bed.

    • jpadawan

      Dat @$$

    • Fuglie

      Yeah I would have to say that is what every guy would want to wake up to each day, if not they are probably not sane.

  • P Diddy

    Red Velvet nom nom nom
    #1

    • whyme1973

      I could hardly scroll past this picture. The long red hair held me captive.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      gorgeous

    • JF Dayton

      ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • DasLouis

      Find her, Chive, oh lordy find her!

  • uru

    all of them are gorgeous

  • chvlvr

    i love it with pigtails!!

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Amen. Long hair with pig tails or pony tail, are my favorite. Let's have a weekly feature.

      • PerilousHare

        This would be a gallery that I could totally get behind. Make it so Chive!

  • jaydeemj

    Need more short hair…long just doesn’t do it for me. Although there is some super hot chicks on here

    • Amigo

      I don't see how long hair doesn't do it for someone… I'm not hating on your taste in any way, but usually it's long hair is always good, and short hair is hit or miss….

    • shawn

      just find yourself a good man and your problem is solved

    • bzazz

      totally agree with you jay.

    • hummus

      all the short hair ones looked like lesbians

      • matt

        Ha! So lesbians can't be attractive?

  • The Queeeen

    Long-haired brunettes. Yumyumyum.

  • KCCO

    #33 Hi, I'm clearly blond and hot

    • Kowabunga

      GAHHHH so hot…

  • Wet_tosti

    #22 Found! Her name is Rapunzel and she lives in a land far far away….

    • Katie

      is Kristin Cavallari

  • chicago

    #2 #3 #16 #22 #33 blondes are the best. these blonde beauties are doing long hair so right

  • truth

    #13 LG

    • so?

      who the fuck cares.

      • ST33

        and LG means?….?

        • WOW

          NOOB

          • ST33

            O wow, I am impressed with your vast Chive knowledge. FAG

            • wayfarer

              If you are new here, welcome. LG is her name: Lauren Gentile. A Chivette, and that says it all.

        • bumlooker

          haha weve all hAD A PIECE OF LG HAHA U A NUWB SHE HAS SUCH A TYT BUM

    • Dick Salad

      LG used to submit to the chive all the time, then some guy started posting a nude of her and etc.

      • yep

        a series of nudes.

        • cianciabella

          where do i see THOSE?

          • me too

            I'm not a gynecologist but I would take look.

      • wayfarer

        Actually i beleive her job doesnt fit with someone so publicly exposed as a chivette is nowdays. But the nudes have indeed appeared,,, but not the reason why shes not here so often.

      • _LG

        Actually, I stopped submitting due to work-related reasons. The nude pictures of me that were taken the day that I was raped (yeah, the ones that you are referencing) were on the net before I ever submitted to theChive because the photographer didn't think charges were being pressed.

        • BzA

          Lauren, u have props 4 life- to be as brave and candid as u are about experiencing such a deplorable act is truly remarkable.

          PS whoever did that to you deserves to be drawn and quartered-

        • guest

          You have courage. A good friend had the same thing happen to her, she has really struggled with it. After almost two years later, nothing has happened to the guy. wo

        • guest

          I just read some of the above, do you get tired of all the junk spewed out? wo

          • _LG

            I definitely used to, but it gets kind of funny from time to time. Can't take life too seriously, especially when you're talking about the interwebz.

            • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

              (>^-^)> HUGS LAUREN<(^-^<) You're awesome lady

            • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

              Good take LG

            • Repene

              It's really great to see someone deal with this kind of issue with such grace. This brazillian chiver is humbled by your strength. BTW thanks for the picture. Pigtails + knee high + awesome thighs = supreme victory. KCCO

            • patrickc2010

              Bravo Zulu to you LG for being a strong woman and the rising above the childish crap that gets flung around theChive comments.

    • nyr

      really nice picture of you

  • chvlvr

    #12 love the bridge

    • Captain Obvious

      We need a whole BRIDGE post!!!!! Demand it!!

      • The_Dood

        It's been done. But that doesn't mean it doesn't need to be done again…

    • I heart chivettes

      A little bit of Lauren always brightens up the day! #13 #12

      • Dunny_

        just fyi.. #12 isn't LG. Although she is a very hot chivette who frequently comments to posts.

        • _LG

          No, that's definitely me!

          • Matt

            And thank you for it!

          • Dunny_

            O…M…G! That's what I get for scrolling on my phone. I even thumbed down myself for being a douche. 🙂

  • Scott Farkus

    Long hair for the win!

  • cantreadgood

    Who is that goddess #23??

  • Joe Money

    Long hair? Short hair? Don't care as long as I can pull it…

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #19 #25
    For the win…by a country mile.

  • zbermz

    Long hair all day, every day, all days, always.

    • Trav

      ^ This x 100

  • Woodrowrules

    #27 I Love you. MOAR!

    • Edd

      Brianna Frost???

    • Wetodid

      Jennifer Stano…married to Alki David a billionaire

  • Bourgbc

    Long hair, no contest!

  • cianciabella

    #13 youre b.e.a.UTIFUL…

    • Mercutio

      agreed!

    • Ben Fappin

      WHO IS SHE?

      • Dick Salad

        LG

    • Master_Rahl

      she's cheating, pigtails aren't fair, hot & sexy, but not fair 😉

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