• tony


    • ignorant fool

      i don't know what that means, but i'm sure it doesn't mean "first"!

      • JJJ

        it's hard to make sarcasm any more obvious, and it still failed!

    • Ian

      Thanks for angering me after seeing all these beautiful single chivettes with your gay ass comment

    • Daniel Tosh

      to all the girls on this post he broke up with you because his tired of putting up with your shit. Learn how to clean your room, that may help.

    • Ken

      #12 has AMAZING boobage – but that hand signal must go before I make the sweet love to her.

      • Ken

        #31 as well – am I the only one who can't remember the number of the picture they want to comment on, so they rush to the bottom to comment only to slowly scroll from the bottom up and see someone just as hot?

    • therealguy


  • Brad

    In before the leg humping.

    • Macro

      This thread is useless without a general location for each and every girl. I suggest the Chive set up a Chiver/Chivette dating site, lol.

      • The_Dood

        Like… uh… this one? http://dating.thechive.com/

        • http://www.facebook.com/heyitshuston Simbuh

          I think he was referring to one that doesn't suck.

          • The_Dood

            While I agree that the site did pretty much suck donkey dick, he seemed to me to be completely oblivious that that waste of time even existed.

  • etcrr

    #10 #23 are gorgeous and regret is a bitch

    • pedostain

      Does your parole officer know you post here?

    • TheAutomaticMan

      #15 Anyone ever consider that there is likely a legitimate reason some of these girls were dumped? And don't they all think the guy made a mistake, or that they are the best he ever had? Just a thought.

      • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

        Agreed No matter how hot you are ( and a lot of you are knockouts) someone somewhere is sick of your shit, time to try the crazy on someone new!

        • TheAutomaticMan

          When dealing with a crazy ex, her insanity is directly proportionate to how big of an asshole she thinks you are for breaking up with her. #lifefacts

        • its_forge

          That street runs both ways y'know.

    • akgoalie


  • Dapper_Dave

    #12 #14 Well…..I guess you should stop dating gay dudes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001842385146 Travis Hargrave

      and start dating me bahahaha

    • Stan

      It just proves that no matter how hot the girl is, there's always some guy out there who's tired of her shit. Hah!

      • Edd

        Agree but also theres some dude who struck gold but still thinks he can do better……. then regrets it for long time…..

      • its_forge

        Wow, I've NEVER heard THAT one before!! Let's all say it like forty-five thousand more fucking times!!! Jesus Christ already!!!

    • andfukyamoms

      Im confused as to where #14 's tits are? Photoshop blur?

      • Hmm

        Some girls have small boobs. Deal.

        • DoomsDayDub

          Yeah, she looks pretty hot to me with that body, and I am sure she is packing at least B cups.

    • Trav1121

      #12 is fantastic!

    • Fat_Chiver

      If you're in Florida ladies send me an email fast! Haha

  • boomstick

    mother of god.

  • Thatguy

    They should post why they were dumped. I’m sure half of them are newly single because they’re fucking insane.

  • Jovica

    31 girl, 31 one idiot who dumped them. πŸ™‚ CHIVE ON

    • ugh

      31 crazy bitches

      • fabio


        • http://www.twitter.com/bellearoura Belle

          this better not tbe the fabio i think it is if it is you stop stalking me and go back to your ex for the millionth time

    • Anjin-San

      No matter how hot they look,
      some guy, somewhere, is tired of their crazy shit…


      • DoomsDayDub

        No matter how hot they are, at least 31 people will make this tired ass quote about some guy being tired of their shit.

        • its_forge

          Yes please for the love of GOD can we stop with that stupid fucking line.

  • etcrr

    #29 Holy shit she's hot MOAR!

    • RealZoo

      #23 is nice…..but I agree #29 FTW!!!

    • Cali_Dude

      Agreed #29 is WOW

      • Joe

        I feel like theCHIVE is unknowingly taunting us putting all these beautiful single girls out there with no way to meet them

      • andfukyamoms

        Really, this girl is attractive, but not wow. She's a proportional but an amazonian none the less.

        All that said I'd still hit it.

        • enovygod

          ….and you lose the game. This girl is very attractive. Definitely WOW material.

        • JDB85

          Hey, Amazonian's need love too. I'd climb up and down that.

          • gorthaug

            yes they do, death by snu snu and happy about it

            • Betsy Larson

              for the record, I'm 5'4… it's just the picture.

              • 10strings

                Perfect height πŸ˜‰

              • etcrr

                Betsey Nice to meet you, You are a doll. No matter what your height. Any man that doesn't treat you right is a loser, just make sure you treat Mr. Right good. Good luck everyone deserves happiness

              • you will be

                Are you into anal Betsy?

                • Cali_Dude

                  Dude try and be classy.

              • Cali_Dude

                Betsy: As a dude it has always amazed how intelligent, beautiful women pick total DBs. Do not worry there are guys out there who will treat you right. I for the longest time wound up in the friendzone while the girls went out with douchey dudes.

    • ChiveMaster

      I concur.

    • Underbaker

      Talk about Xena Warrior Princess fantasies brought to life.

    • #29's new bf

      i want #29 to be my gf and then my wife cuz i will not let her go for anything!!

  • Trav1121

    Great idea, John! Why? Cuz of #5, #10, #18, #31 to name just a few of the beautiful women here! Keep your chins up, Chivettes! And you are all too hot to be single for long! πŸ™‚

    • rich

      but…being single or not has nothing to do with looks. and don't be afraid to be single for awhile!

    • https://www.facebook.com/articvibe Regan de Har

      I will never understand peoples drive to find a relationship…
      mess around and let a relationship find you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000476709141 Jacklynn Socha

      #5 hey thats meeee. im still single and i loooove it

      • Trav1121

        By choice, I am sure. πŸ™‚ My point was more if any of you wanted to be unsingle, you would have no problem at all finding someone.

        • Skermitt

          Yeah if you live in Colorado, I'd love to help. Lol

      • UGTP

        On behalf of the Chivers I'd like to thank your boyfriend for leaving you and more importantly his friend for buying you your shirt. Would like to see more MISS Jacklynn, only way to go is solo.

    • linefire

      i'm willing to take the chance with any of these lovely ladies to find out how crazy they are or aren't.. i just want a chivette

  • KCCO and Chill Out

    No matter how hot, sexy, cool, somewhere some guy is tired of her shit.

    • harold

      The guys might be tired of their crap, but a lot of crap can be forgiven if she is as hot as these women.

      • Just Saying

        Clearly you've always been on the outside looking in.

    • moogle

      I would bang all of these women; I would date none of these women.

      • thedude325
      • http://www.twitter.com/bellearoura Belle

        you dont even know these girls, i'm number #31 and i was cheated on by my ex by my best friend, but i moved on, i also submitted this photo months ago it is in several other albums on the chive as well, stop being a hater
        PS: i'm no longer single

        • Jake

          Well, I'm sorry if you were cheated. That doesn't change the fact that I wouldn't date a woman who shows off her half naked body around the internet. That's a criteria of mine.

          • dawgbone

            Don't worry, I'm sure no one wants to see half naked pictures of the chicks you wheel either.

            • Jake

              Since all the chicks you "wheel" must be on internet porn, I can see how surprised you are by not considering that not every hot chick in the world post their half naked pictures on the internet.

        • Tim

          You're hot – please submit more with bra that shows more.

    • guy

      I am 37, so a little old to be looking at the chive but since I am here, some advice. It is correct that somebody is tired of her shit. This will eventually be the case for anybody you have a relationship with. You will get tired of their shit no matter how great thier personality. So, if you can, stick with a hot one.

      • jjj

        That has divorce written all over it.

      • Another Guy

        Never too old to Chive!

      • freddy boy

        Guy, I assure you that 37 is not too old for The Chive. Trust me. And, you are 100% correct; try to snag a hot one – just listen to what's coming OUT of her mouth before you think about what's going IN to her mouth…

        • gs425

          How about 47?

          • AmBush_Steve

            or 48. Never too old. I'm just realistic and admire the scenery, comments and funny photos. I have no misconception that I'll be enjoying the company of any of these fine ladies any time. I do enjoy the entertainment though.

          • gs425

            I have no misconceptions as well. I also know that the younger Chivers will not be either :>)

        • Brad

          Hell yea, I'm 43 and I'd take any of these biatches to pound town, us older guys know what the fuck to do… Amirite???

          The female body in its' prime and healthy is MADE to intice men of all ages, it's human nature, our fucked up Puritan country makes sex a taboo… So, show your stuff ladies, and remember, LESS is MORE, as in clothes!

      • Nick F

        Sweet, that means my 30 year old self has nothin to worry about.

        • gs425

          Not for another 17 years anyway.

      • http://www.NFLguess.com Kevin

        Bah sticking with 'the hot one' can also lead to her cheating because she has no shame.

      • Cali_Dude

        True story and the gals are tired of their lazy, smelly a$$. I think the key is to find someone you still like and can hang out with after the fighting stops. That being said if I was single #29 would be Number 1.

    • Ghost in the Machine

      No matter how wealthy, smart or handsome, somewhere some woman is tired of his shit. Cuts both ways, just sayin'.

      • jjj

        Money is the first thing you listed. Obvious what you're looking for.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        NOT true at all… Women get more attached as the relationship goes on. You obviously don't know women.

        • Scott

          Women fall in love faster, men fall in love deeper, it's a proven fact. All women want men with money, doesn't matter how funny you are, how nice you are, or how hot you are, it is a basic instinct of women to look for the men that have the ability to raise their offspring the best, usually those are the ones with the most money, it used to be the strongest until we evolved.

          But honestly, have none of you considered the fact some of these chicks just might be fucking nuts? Their guys dumped them for a reason, it probably wasn't because they were tired of banging a hot chick. So many of you guys here are so young and inexperienced it isn't funny.

          Just watch the episode of "How I met your mother" where Barney explains the crazy to hotness ratio.

          • BooooLeo

            This guy makes sense. Listen to him, kids.

          • Ned_Plimpton

            I've dated attractive women. I've never been rich. I've always been the one who gets bored and ends it.

            Also, not all attractive women are crazy. Attractive women that hang out at bars 5 nights a week are crazy.

            And 'How I met your Mother' sucks. If you live your life by that show, you're far from "experienced".

            • barnacle

              you suck at life, true story

              • Chisus

                The fact your username is Barnacle adds so much more weight to your reply.

            • Jesus

              Not all hotties are crazy, true enough. But lots are, simply because they can get away with it. There are plenty of fat, ugly crazies, too. But no one puts up with their shit. They have to learn how to be reasonable the hard way, or become a hermit. I've seen a few that are man-magnets (but they stil don't attract top tier guys, either), but most aren't able to pull that off. If a woman's hot, it's a positive. It pushes a guy's buttons sexually and strokes his ego. So most of us are guilty of being more forgiving towards hotties because they automatically have higher value from the get-go. It teaches the hotties that they can get away with more, so many take advantage of it. As long as there are men who will place hot women on a pedestal (a.k.a. the "nice guys"), there will be hot women who will take advantage of them. That's the problem with following the hot-crazy scale, even though most guys do it, anyway. Real mental illness affects everyone equally, but diva behaviour is learned because we treat these chicks like one.

              • Jake

                That, my good sir, is a true story. Those boys need to stop thinking hot girls are divine creatures that cannot feature defects (a. k. a. placing them on a pedestal). Hot women can be assholes too. And when they make shit, they cannot be forgiven so easily (just because they're hot).

                Stop worshipping!

          • http://www.facebook.com/whaled09 Seth Whaley

            This guy knows what he's saying. I'm still young and I have figured out that Jennifer Anniston is either terrible in bed or she is batshit crazy… I'm gonna go with a little of both.

          • Jonny

            I'm still relatively young.. but to be honest, I would not take a hotty that I couldn't hold an educated conversation with. Had that before (not saying it wasn't fun) but after the lights came back on, it was just… bland and aggravating to be around

            • Jonny

              O and… don't ever talk feelings with her clothes off.. you tend to have an altered state of mind

    • jack of all trades

      And then after their relationship is done they go and post half naked pictures of themselves on the internet. Do you think that'll come back to haunt them?!

    • Osgood

      "Someone is tired of her shit". That's the dumbest thing most of you twats post on here. Not all hot chicks are a pain in the ass. I've known many that are very down to earth and don't spend all of their time going on crazy rages. Girls get tired of guys shit also, it works both ways. Grow the fuck up.

      • assman

        you're retarded and delusional. Can def say that the chance of the majority of these girls being batshit cray is HIGH. If they were cool and down to earth as well as obviously hot then wouldn't some guys hold on to them? Too many hot girls in the exact same situation (being dumped) for there not to be some sort of correlation. But don't worry, date a few more girls (or guys) and you'll start to get the picture, and you'll "grow the fuck up" yourself and look back on this thread and say "hey, those guys were right." GUARANTEE.

        • dawgbone

          Too many hot girls is kind of relative, given the population base they are drawing from is in the hundreds of millions, and the time frame in question isn't even known.

      • Ghost in the Machine

        If they know so much about women, how come they're on a site needing to look at pictures of single women? TheChive should run a post in conjunction with TheBerry about what men and women really want and call it something like "The Big Vote". I knew the comments on this post would be good. Both sides have some good points!

        • Lamanno

          So if you own a custom car you can't browse the throttle?? I have a 800hp truck that had its own feature over there and I look at cool cars every day!

          Your argument is invalid!

      • g0d himself

        Maybe you didnt notice, every single one with a caption said "the bf dumped me". Not one that says she was the dumper…. wonder why? crazy is why.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        I thumbz you up, Osgood… Everyone is different. These guys base their opinion of women on 1 or just a couple girls.

      • Just because

        I wanted to thumbs down but its on "69"…couldn't do it! So…thumbs down

    • mike

      agreed brother. like whipped cream on shit…not saying these chicks aint smokin hot…but someone is always sick of them.

    • junior

      I'm 52 and have dated hot chicks all my life, even married one, she was fucking nuts. Agreed that all chicks are basically nuts and you might as well go for the hot ones, however, posting half naked, or in some case all naked pics of yourself on the internet as retalition for a break up…thats a whole other level of complicated personality

      • CalculatedRisk

        "Complicate personality" has got to be the biggest (and best) euphemism I've ever heard…

    • biggs33

      Amen. All gorgeous, so how BATSHIT CRAZY must they be to still get dumped! Too many to be coincidence. These ladies gotta drop the cellphone cameras and start looking at what's inside…

    • single chivette

      I would just like to say that yes women are born crazy to men because we think differently I wish we could think like men some times but our crazyness stems from that first guy who wee fell head over heels for and diid everything for but he still cheated. so we end up parinoid that every guy will cheat. then there is also the crazy that if you make her yoir girl friend your dumb because its written all over her face the min you meet her. so yeah maybe some of theese girls maybe crazy for sending in half naked pics. but look at the sexy chivette post you all love it but arent thoose guirls crazy to? i left my chiver and no iI didnt send naked pics to make him jelouse for what he did but iI thought about it. just couldnt picture my brother cosuin or mfather seening me half naked on the internet. but give the girls some slack we're at our crazy peek when we get dumped then the chill out or should after a month (im not good at typing and im on a touch screen so all you grammer nut sorry!)

      • jack of all trades

        I think anyone who posts half naked pictures on the internet is stupid. There are a lot of attention whores out there with issues. (Not just women) They want the feel good comments. Sure some of them have nice bodies, but the fact that they are posting those pictures should speak louder than words. I would hate it if my wife posted pictures of her in her underwear and then had guys ogling her and making inappropriate comments toward her.

        • jack of all trades

          The chive is just being the creepy guy hitting on drunk chicks. They are playing with their emotional state of mind and encouraging girls to get comments by posting these pictures. The girls are dumb enough to fall for it. The chive knows what they are doing and it works.

        • Jesus

          You'd hate it? That's called insecurity, Jack. You're seeing the ogling men as threatening to your relationship, out of the fear that your wife might just like it.

          I disagree, entirely. I tend to be very permissive about things like that. I ogle other women all the time, and it's okay if other guys ogle mine. Think of it as a compliment instead of a threat.

          Most of these chivettes are probably posting their pics because they had the same douchey boyfriends with security issues who didn't trust them if they looked attractive in front of other guys. Posting pics is probably more about rebellion against their ex in the case of this gallery.

          • Jake

            I would disagree with you in this one. I can also be permissive with this behaviour, but only so the girl can show me what kind of girl she is. In my opinion, sending half naked pics to the internet is a slutty behaviour. So if I don't forbid (which is different from encouraging) the girl from doing that, I am allowing her to show me more honestly what kind of girl she is, which is better than finding out things she did after they are done. Once she does something, it's up to me what I'm going to do about it.

      • Jake

        Speaking for myself, I come to this site because I like hot women, like the sexy chivettes post that you mentioned. Even though I would bang all of them, I would definetly not marry any of them.

      • Bzzz

        Everyone is fuckin crazy…guys girls doesn't matter everyone is nuts in there own right…if these girls want to show what they got more power to them..the female body is a beautiful thing and these girls are all gorgeous. In my opinion my girlfriend is hot as hell with an amazing body and she sends me pics all the time and I love her for it…all you have to do is treat your girl with love and respect and find someone you can laugh and just sit and hang out with and it takes all the "crazy" out of the whole relationship…if guys cheat they are not on love with the girl…when you have a hot girlfriend who does whatever you want you gotta hold on to her and make sure she is happy and satisfied and everyone will be happy

    • kid_icarus56

      You got that right KCCO. Chives wants people to believe that all 31 girls here were perfect little angels, and the guys that "dumped" them were total pricks! HA!!

    • its_forge


      • AmBush_Steve

        U mad bro?

    • raptor72

      I love how they always want to "show them what they're missing". Apparently their ex's aren't missing much or they wouldn't have dumped their ass in the first place.

      • Patrick

        It's as if they are the only girls with boobs, butt, and vagina.

    • 0vid

      Preach Brotha!!

  • buzzlightpole

    id take everyone of you on at least a first date πŸ˜‰ ohh and id make damn sure you forgot about your old dude real quick

    • Danski

      I'd take your mother out to a nice seafood restaurant, then NEVER call her again!

  • DinoBarf

    #22 Must see more

    • http://twitter.com/Defiance7x13 @Defiance7x13

      With gorgeous eyes like that, im sure she wont be single for long

    • Houdini1972

      me tooooo

    • Able

      Thanks for the pics.. Ur Smokin' hot

  • Keithp420

    #29 I'll be right over to comfort you…

    • rich

      but she's only wearing socks! and even those can hardly be called "socks"!

    • david

      #29 I am in love!

  • http://www.kongregate.com/ Gee 2

    Dang, where are these single Chivettes at?!?! I am in search for one. πŸ™‚

    • bourne25

      I know right. any of yall from Texas or Oklahoma?

    • josh

      same here.. any takers?

    • https://www.facebook.com/Justbad311 Justin Rutherford

      Ya we need locations along with the pictures! Otherwise this posting is pointless!

    • http://www.kongregate.com/ Gee 2

      That or some way to get in contact with these newly single Chivettes to give us looking a chance.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    This reminds me. What ever happened to that Dating Page the Chive set up a while back? Did it fall by the wayside along with Paddy's diet?

    • Brutal


    • FTLChive

      I surfed it shortly after it came out. No actual chivettes. Just a skin on some site called "Why don't we".

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      The thing was terrible. Wasn't actually chive specific, had very few people on it, and wanted to charge you to do anything on it.

    • MehChive

      Paddy's Diet was a failure of Euro-Disney size proportion.

    • MattyDeuce

      Definitely browsed that site. Definitely a cash-grab scheme that had nothing to do with the Chive directly. It could have been golden for all of us!

    • http://www.facebook.com/heyitshuston Simbuh

      The Chive doesn't need a DATING site, per se. It simply needs a social network site attached to itself.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mprado28 Mikey Wins


      • jdraves5


    • http://www.kongregate.com/ Gee 2

      Yah, "How about we…" I checked it out and a lot of the time one does not get responses back even if you go out there and shotgun a bunch of messages to the ones you are interested in. There are scammers on there as well and to do anything more you have to pay so it really is not anything special.

  • drbman

    Wow.. Go girls! great idea chive!

    • blue_bronco

      Goes to show the old adage is correct… No matter how hot, someone else is sick of her.

    • SPZander

      Two sides to every story

  • Colt.45

    #6 I love you <3

    • Pedro


    • luis_pedro_sato

      Shes very hot

    • mike

      definitely my favorite!

    • duh

      So…is that the same girl on the top and bottom????

      Doesn't appear to be, but I cant see the face up top. But beautiful smile on the bottom there….Im crazy for her. Wish she lived near Orange County….oh well, bummer.

      • http://www.flickr.com/photos/coltonstark/ Colt.45

        Id make the assumption that it is since the pictures go together but even if it isnt I want the bottom chick. She is amazingly beautiful.

    • MrMan13

      Yes Please ! MOAR!!

  • DrMa7moud

    #20 he is the dumpest person ever to let you go .. Not to mention an ass

    • bob

      oh come on…i really hope you don't base your your relationships on looks alone.

      • DrMa7moud

        No .. But i don't dump them on their birthday either

        • Curly

          that shit sucks, I was dumped on my birthday one year. that bitch also cheated on me…twice.

          • DrMa7moud

            Sorry to hear that curly …. Condolance five ?

          • jjj

            She cheated on you twice and dumped you. Grow a fucking sack kid

          • SGT_Fati

            Curly get 'The System' and stop being a f*ckin wimp.

      • Got heem

        Got cheated on twice also so I fucked her best friend and her sister. That's what guy with a sack does

  • Steve

    so close.

  • Dan

    #4 is probably hot if she smiles. #24 is amazing!

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      Looks pretty good to me even without the smile.

    • fattyman

      #24 anorexic

  • redbull307

    #20 will you please be the next one to break my heart

    • Glenn

      waaw πŸ™‚

  • Atom819

    #31 COME WITH ME

    • BOOM!

      I'd rather she CUM WITH ME

  • GrahamB

    Sixth – YAY !!

  • Lupa

    Attention ! Attention needed. Why did you hang with your ex-boyfriend if they're assholes? Women's logic is fucked up!

    • bob

      "female logic" is an oxymoron.

      • Marko

        I second this input.

        • Easterner

          I agree

          • hagar

            concur as well

            • https://www.facebook.com/damo14 Damian Rawle


    • nepster

      Because they only became assholes after they dumped her.

      • pipelayer

        haha well done nepsta

    • Simon

      This post doesn't feel right to me. Not a very Chive thing to do.

      Granted, they're all very pretty and everything, but no.

      Not cool.

    • GlibTongue

      I love how all of these say 'I want to show him what he's missing out on'.

      Um, if you dated him, there's a 95% chance he's already seen and done what you're showing us. He didn't miss out on it.

      He was there, he conquered it, and now he's moved on because what you're showing us…wasn't enough to be a total package.

      • Itchy Itke

        Just remember, fellas, no matter how hot the girl is, somewhere out there is a guy who's sick of her shit.

  • scorchio

    all the crazy ones tend to be hot

    • piercedleft1

      they're all crazy, no exceptions

      • Jammy


    • younsee

      girls that look like these girls and still get dumped are almost certainly bat shit crazy.

    • Monte Chiver

      The crazy ones need lovin too!!

    • tommytwotime

      which is always an issue when you tend to not give a fuck about anything

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