• guthrie

    #8 #9 and you are single…how?!

    • Sourika

      I will call Barney … he will show you his Crazy/Hot Chart.

      • Bud


      • Saskguy26

        I'm pretty sure she's off the chart on the Hot scale

    • Daith_Lee

      Oh there are reasons…can't seem to concentrate hard enough to think of one at this time though…

    • sheoncebelieved

      Maybe her ex is a chump and she moved on…..obviously

      • Psychohosebeast

        Or maybe she's a psychotic bitch and he moved on. . .obviously.

        • stiffypants

          or maybe she sent the pictures to the chive to make her ex jealous and want her back.

        • Percival

          How is this such a popular answer? You know next to nothing about this girl, but because she's attractive she must be nuts and a bitch. Not to mention she's a member of the armed forces, an attribute that you guys are usually just tripping over yourselves to compliment. I don't get it.

          • Psychohosebeast

            That's why I typed "maybe". Reading is essential, kids.

          • Heather

            Thank you.. Far from a psychotic bitch.. I left the ex because he treated me like shit., took me for granted. and now regrets it, and wants to see me in London next week……. does that make me crazy? Jesus… some people

            • http://crazyshit.com Dominic

              Why are your legs and lower body kinda thick ( no gap)in the professional photos yet super thin and totally different as the quality drops? I'd image u were super fit in the service is that the reason for such dramatic difference? Anyway you have an exotic look and a girl next door sex appeal. You'll find a good guy to treat you right and tap tap tap dat ass! ( I mean no disrespect) pretty lady!

            • http://www.facebook.com/chad.m.wood.16 Chad Michael Wood

              Where did all the haters come from? I've never seen so much negative feedback for a hot girl on here, especially one in the military. And if you haven't noticed, you are basing your opinion of this girl on a couple of pictures. And beside what you see, you made everything else up in your head. Heather, if the story above is true, thank you for serving in our military. (and for letting us look at your fine ass)

              • KyleGamgee

                What this guy said. Thanks for the military service

                and the fine ass. <3

            • Vinny

              Heather if this really is you replying to some of these horrific comments I applaud you. I've personally seen the graffiti I'n your photos In Hawaii where I am. If you would ever like to meet a nice tattooed gun fanatic military guy please let me know if not thank u for your service KCCO!

              • Ken

                Yeah good luck Chad and "Vinny"

    • Dick

      She is probably bat shit crazy. That is why.

      • Sarah

        … and maybe your a duche bag…. you cant judge personality by a photo….

        • Dick

          I just did. I can do whatever I want. I am going to judge you by your comment. You are a donkey raping shit eater

          • 94837


    • Chris

      Body is incredible

    • Dick Salad

      Meh, army chicks and wookies, no thanks. Seriously ladies, don't mention the military thing. Then at least we won't have to pretend a platoons worth of dick hasn't already ravaged the shit out of you yet.

      • Always Last

        I don't agree about Platoon's of dick but – I will tell you that I know for a fact this woman was not in the Army (US or Canadian) and she's rather well known already on other web sites where she claims to have been other things than a member of the military. Most likely just another wanna-be model trying to "make it" on the internet.

        • WTF

          And you present no evidence? GTFO.

          • PrimerGray

            Check page 4 of the comments. Someone else produced a link.

        • HeilHotness!

          I saw a website where she was dressed in a Nazi uniform.

          And yes, I still fapped.

        • Bongo

          Ooooh….what sites are those!!! πŸ™‚

        • asdasd

          In my experience being in the armed forces(Navy to be particular), girls who are attractive have flocks of horny men around them, and they do 1 of 3 things with them(listing in order of most done to least done, and this only applies to the single ones):

          1) They suck and fuck each one of them. Now they are the base bunny and everyone knows it.

          2) They maintain their decency, but can't get enough of the attention and keep them around(which the dumb horny bastards willfully comply with such whims) making them unapproachable by anyone seeking to actually treat them like a real woman, which the woman in question is woefully unaware of such individuals.

          3) They seclude themselves from their peers in order to avoid the teeming masses of dicks because they don't actually like that kind of attention, and are now seen as introverted and, as a result, most likely a crazy. So now the only people who still want to hang out with her are the horny dicks who want to just hit it and quit it.

          The only ones exempt from this are the ones already with a ring on it. Sadly rings don't seem to stop the horny dicks though, but it does thin the herd because there are actually a few of them out there that have enough sense not to mess with girls who are engaged/married.

      • TrueStory

        From experience, military chicks are crazy. They all have the same formula, absent father, try to be one of the guys, likes both men and women, abused as a child, looking to go from a 5 in the civilian world to a 10 in the military. Although all of those make getting with one easy , you do not want to be in a relationship with one.

        • sureman123

          "likes both men and women"
          guess you got me there.. kinda offsets the crazy

        • Heather

          My Mom and Dad both raised me, and loved me.. no abuse… don't care to be one of the guys as I enjoy being a girl far too much.. and 10's in the Army usually deal with sexual assault .. so it's better to not 'try so hard' in uniform.. I do agree, stay away from military-military relationships.. most chicks I met in the army were in fact……. crazy haha

      • http://www.facebook.com/chad.m.wood.16 Chad Michael Wood

        Sex between platoon mates is forbidden in the army especially on active duty. It happens occasionally in secret but if a girl gets a rep of banging a lot of her fellow soldiers she will be discharged. And the military thing is awesome. She's hot as hell and she served our country!? What's her number?

        • Willie

          Happens occasionally??? How about all of the time. An oversexed college dorm is tame in comparison to a military barracks and I've experienced both.

          • http://www.facebook.com/kylejheard Kyle Heard

            I think chad is a booter from the army lol

            • Ken Listened

              Did you really laugh out loud when you wrote that Kyle Heard?

        • asdasd

          Hahaha, oh the ignorant life you live. "Happens on occassion" and "discharged"… man. Army is the same as any corporate job. If you have the looks and you suck the right dick, promotions magically appear. In the military a promotion may not be quite the same as a civvie job(i.e. pay raises), but work assignments get drastically easier when you're under your Gunny's desk instead of changing that HMMV's oil.

    • Rawsker

      I do agree w the platoon of dicks…sorry baby u r used goods

      • ARMY of HER

        I dont care if she had a brigade of dicks I am still in on that action!

    • Guest

      ummm wow…. just amazing….

    • I likes mah dranks

      Lol to bad even if true she still has seen more pussy then u turds put together lol

    • gang


      2.5 dicks inside her at the same time?

      I say over. Also she likes bukkake.

    • classless

      She looks like she has tons and tons of class. No thanks, ya dumb sluut!

      • Heather

        haha….. like you can assume from photos…… dick……

        • hump

          I think he did. And I agree, you look like you have no class. And the fact you're defending yourself so readily makes me think he's probably right.

          • Olive Juice Simpson


    • TRa

      A girl like this being "single" means she isnt banging just one guy.

      • Heather

        Banging No One…. some girls do have standards/values/morals… what have ya..

    • Yup

      haters gonna hate.

    • Heather

      He wasn't very nice to me… so I left Egypt to move back home and go to college.. People make mistakes. KCCO!!!

    • voltviking

      Quite simple, really hot girls like douchebags/assholes (why I don't know but they do) eventually they see how much of a d-bag he is and leaves him. Unfortunatly I will guess that she will make the same mistake over and over again. Untill she is ready to "settle" and will finaly appreciate a nice guy for who he is.

    • Shadow

      Hmmm, Armed Forced, likes guns, S-class beauty… my assumption is her ex did something stupid to lose her… Hence she is single, and unable to find a guy worth her time?

      • rob

        maybe she can get a guy like you to kiss her ass?

    • RJr

      Im gonna go with ex is a moron… give me a call! #12

    • bzzt

      I move to the states an ask you for a date ;D

      • bzzt

        rape :p

  • jasonsapunka

    #5 Your ex is a silly idiot.

    • workingbruin


    • Bud

      Maybe she dumped him… Just saying.

    • Barf

      Super hot! I believe I can speak for everyone when I say your country is proud! Except for your ex… He's a dumbass…

      MOAR Please? πŸ™‚

    • Aoi

      "No matter how good she looks, someone somewhere is tired of her shit"
      I had a really beautiful ex girlfriend, crazy as shit, have to dump her before she take my selfsteem away, anyways Heather here's my numer, so call me maybe 12345676969

    • Scaggnettii

      no matter how hot she is somebody somewhere is tired of her SHIT

      • chbeers

        hey!!! someone else post this epic quote again before it goes old as fuck!!!

        • Nailed it

          "No matter how hot her shit is, somebody got tired."

    • Slim Jim

      way better as a brunette.

  • http://www.facebook.com/derrick.murrill Derrick Murrill

    Absolutely stunning my dear !!!

    • nate

      hate tats. love you

      • Derp

        Hate you. Love tats.


      #7 and thank god for women like you keeping moral high.

  • M4jestic


    • derp.

      yeah, I'd let her dent my headboard.

    • nice

      kinda reminds me of that porn star Charlie sheen was on the news about…. Capri Anderson

    • AveryGAYchiver

      NOT nearly as impressive as your profile pic M4jestic – you ever submit to the Berry my Cherry?

  • Austin in Dallas

    If you're anywhere near the Dallas area I, as well as everyother man out there, wants to take you out.

    • Whorebait

      Or cooperstown πŸ™‚

      • meh

        Or Atlanta

        • erefverFRE

          or the americas

    • http://twitter.com/gst1014 @gst1014

      Or the bay area!

    • Boozer

      The East Coast

    • Sean

      Or Nuevo Mexico. Btw, that's about the limit of my Spanish.

      • dzuraw


    • Mike hawk

      Or north America in general!!!!

    • Liam Neeson

      google charles wolford photography….that narrows it down, if you want to be a total creeper that is

    • Skyler

      Or AUSTIN!

      • NAOOO


  • Dr. Brovorkian

    #1 through #15 she is nails

  • bobdawg423

    don't you hate that now every time you hear someone say "this is crazy" you're automatically going to say "call me maybe"

    • Ummagumma

      Get ready for the hate parade, Paula, Jr.

    • hootie

      only if you're a total douche…sorry bra

    • poopstainsonyourmom

      I'm not, because I'm not a jackass

    • JonD

      No, because I don't blow guys.

    • XL22

      No because I there is a new version. This is crazy…..I just ate bath salts….your face looks tasty!

  • Rob

    Mother of God…

  • Walker878

    FUGLY! Guess il have to shut the light switch off and just feel the boobies!

    • Walker878

      I'm just a sad, sad boy.

      • Guest

        And a virgin i'm sure

        • Walker878

          That is true.

          • Woop

            And will always be.

            • Walker878


    • Walker878, real

      I guess the bored troll got trolled because I only posted the first comment

      • thatguy

        Really. Who would of none that you fucktard. I thinks he makes a better you.

        • tiiino

          Walker878 is either a. her very jealous ex-boyfriend or b. a flaming homo. Eithe way, he's a tool.

          • mbns

            Or c. prefers girls that look different than this girl? Fuck, no one can have a subjective opinion of beauty anymore.

            • Lunch_Box

              Nope, you will submit to public opinion and you will like it. Got it!

            • Mike

              There's a difference between having a different opinion and being a flaming douche. Walker, while having the former, is acting as the latter.

        • Bud

          Miss Lippy's car is green, Billy likes to drink soda

        • guest

          WHAT? WTH are you attempting to say ? Think first, THEN type ok buddy. πŸ˜‰

    • These nuts


    • Slappy

      This douche must be her EX

    • JamesRodriguez

      how dare you have a different opinion of the rest of the herd????

    • Heather

      Why on earth would you say that? can I please see a photo of what you consider to be not fugly? seriously no need to be so rude..

      • SUPer4Life

        I doubt you're the Heather pictured here but nonetheless if you are then for God's sake don't be offended by this idiot…You're absolutely stunning!!!….He, on the other hand, is most likely sitting in his parents' basement daydreaming about what it'd be like to have a girlfriend that doesn't need to be inflated!! KCCO πŸ™‚

        • 984h

          she's a big girl, sup, she can deal with what she needs to deal with. put your lance back in your pants.

    • therealguy


    • SUPer4Life

      You're referring to your own man-boobies I assume….

      • Hyde

        thinking about man-titties. weirdo.

    • Desertsteel

      you sir are an ass.

      • Steeldesert

        Fuck you, white knight. Internet Avenger to the rescue.

      • Red

        stick your lance up your ass, Sir Pussyworshipper.

  • JohnC

    Simply outstanding!! Your ex is a complete idiot.

  • lemurfart


  • chiver

    Are you anywhere near nj? I would love to go out on a date with you. Chive, set me up with this goddess…


    • Bud

      There is a chive dating site. That is still doing really well right? Along with chive fantasy baseball?

    • Woop

      Is this the 21st century version of A/S/L? You irc chatters know what im talking about.

    • Drew M.E.

      New Jersey, aka "The Big Sleazy"

  • germ

    Wow! That's all I can say


    # 13 and this heavenly creature single?

  • http://www.facebook.com/nate.woodard.35 Nate Woodard

    Dear fucking god, what man can leave this?

    • derp.

      Apparently all of them, so far. There's probably a reason for it too.

      • Heather

        How about 2? An ex-husband and an the ex boyfriend, both of which I left…. don't be so quick to judge buddy..

        • Dick Salad

          What an accomplishment! Bravo!

        • derp.

          So, of all the comments degrading your intentions, your morality and you in general, you choose mine to have a response to? I must have hit a sensitive nerve, and I suspect you're not being completely truthful with either yourself or anyone else.

          There's a reason guys have a hard time trusting girls who look like you.

          • Chuck Norris

            *for those few who have never been with anything besides their hand(e.g. most of the guys white-knighting to her defense), it's because they're batshit-crazy, attentionpires.

    • JonD

      One that has fucked her 1000 times already.

    • nate

      for every gorgeous woman…there is a man tired of her shit

    • Ted

      one that doesn't shit his pants when talking to women.


    #5 and #8 are the best. Who left who? Doesn't matter. He's probably kicking himself now.

    • ltfd

      Just remember…not matter how hot they are, somewhere there's some guy who's sick of their shit!

      • pickleman77


        • Percival

          On this post alone

    • Ned_Ryerson

      good point, she must've left him. there is no man on this planet that would walk away willingly from something like that!

      • BigJohn

        Unless she's bat shit crazy. No vagina is worth putting up with that, no matter what the other body parts or face look like. Only those oafs who have not yet evolved to the point at which their dick no longer does their thinking for them would stay with a nutcase chick just because she is hot. Any man who's had any experience with more than one woman's vagina knows that just because a woman is hot, it doesn't necessarily mean she knows how to use that wonderful little orifice. This chick is attractive, no doubt, but just another standard issue attention whore like the rest of the girls who get multiple pics posted on the Internet. NTTAWWT. That said, I'd throw her the bone once or twice and walk right the fuck away.

        • The Chivers

          *insert response asking to see what you/your super hot girlfriend looks like. then pretending that somehow discredits anything you've said because i don't know how logic works*

  • V56

    call me…. maybe?

  • ChiChivette

    WOW!! Have any interest in switching teams…?

    • Kev

      Send pictures!

    • jen

      It doesn't say the ex is a guy.

      • Truth

        This thread gets better and better because lesbians

    • Vent187

      Now kiss…

  • Brian

    # 5

    No matter how truly god damn amazingly hot she is……….
    Somebody somewhere is sick of her BS.
    True story.

    • Derp

      No matter how funny that was the first time we read it, somebody somewhere is tired of it.

      • pickleman77

        Agreed! Super obvious quote.

    • Richard

      Now that is the truest fact you will ever hear. Any real man knows the truth….. If, you have pulled hot chicks before you would know what Brian is talking about. Chive on.

    • DereK 8 []

      Maybe why she has an ex, But I'd put up with it, for a little while πŸ˜‰

    • Heather

      Blah… so tired of hearing that.. if that were true they wouldn't have tried so hard to fix their BS… some chicks can be pretty, and have a good personality to go along with it……. or does that shock you because you've never met a girl like that?

    • SmileAlready

      Yeah, but for how long? πŸ™‚

  • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Definitely hot, and she knows it. Soooo…..

    <img src="http://images.nsfwposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1221269744807.jpg.myspace.jpg"&gt;

    would make a nice Rangerette though.

    • https://www.facebook.com/derek.quintanilla Derek Quintanilla

      I'll give her a chance to wear the Ranger panties, no problem.

    • thatguy

      The fact that the ex is going to be pissed makes me think it is she that did the dumping.

    • Chewy

      Old Batt Boy here. I miss Rangerettes…

    • InvertedCheeze

      until the person that is sick with her shit is ME… . I have 0 phuks to give….

    • Bitch please

      Amen. doesn't matter how hot the girl is, if she's bat shit crazy she's better off single and in the porn business.

  • Spm

    Goes to show you no matter how hot they are some dude is sick of there shit.

    • KingThing

      True story!

      • SPM

        Fuck bitches get money

    • pickleman77

      How many people are gonna post this quote??

      • ChiveUnoriginality

        There are six more pages to go…I'll give you a guess.

        • Spm

          its only funny cause its true

    • Heather

      FALSE…….. you guys watch far too much TV……

      • https://www.facebook.com/odmejia21 Oswald Ozzy Mejia

        Umm… I def wouldn't get tired of looking at this! Come on guys lets be honest!

        • Has Standards


    • G.N.


  • ColaChiver

    If she lives in Columbia, SC then ..yes! πŸ™‚

  • Ricky_Ross

    #8 I love peaking up from that view. #9 is one hell of a rockin body

  • Leddy420

    Did her BF catch the gay? This girl is ridiculously good looking, and look at her shooting that gun…faaack

  • Bro

    #9 single +tattoo's+ nice body+ cute face = smexy.

    • PDiddily420

      And don't forget the guns. That is always a plus in case of a zombie apocolypse. She'll help you kill the undead horde AND repopulate the Earth!


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