• joemoney88

    #21 I just wanna take a dip with ya 😉

    • Jimbo

      Sasha Cane, for those who did not know. NSFW.

      • Woop

        Love you guys who actually know the names of these women. Keep naming them!! Awesome!

    • DrGarnicus

      Agreed!

    • John

      I just wanna take a dip IN ya!

    • sleeping gisnt

      I dont care… two-piece, one-piece, or totally naked…I'd fuck 'em all

    • Gracie Vizcarra

      Do like work out

  • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.butler.50 Brandon Butler

    Would all look better in bikinis

    • Trav1121

      Similar to the Long Hair vs Short Hair debate… But opposite. Short suits > Long suits but neither is greater than No suit! Haha 😀

      • HumpDan

        I disagree, I like to unwrap my gifts.

      • Mr_Taco

        So are you implying that long hair or short hair is not greater than no hair?

        • Trav1121

          The opposite, actually. 🙂 If No suit is greater than Two piece, which is greater than One piece, then the opposite would be Long hair is greater than Short hair which is greater than No hair. Ya dig?

    • Bud

      You know what's better than more clothing? Less clothing.

      • jimmy c

        This is a regression in swimwear and I don't appreciate it.

    • CaptainInsano

      Cut out the middle, man

    • http://yahok.com J Smith

      we should have a Chive side by side comparison of bikinis vs. one pieces to really get to the bottom of this major problem, probably have to consult someone important on this one

      • DDD

        If you take care of your body and exercise and stay fit, ANY BATHING SUIT looks good….

    • hell no

      hell no

  • 619

    death to one pieces!

  • travis

    #17 I don't care what a girl wears, but if she has armpit hair.. deals off

    • BUrgandy

      id still hit it

      • Hung_as_a_flee

        just make sure her arms are down. still even with the little bit of hair she is smokin'

    • Calm

      Yeah and sharp knees too, 2/10, would not bang.

      • Ls1CowboyZ

        This… plus chances are she is French, so 1/10 definitely would not bang

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      was this posted as a joke??

    • http://aevaaccord.tk chris

      Oh no, she must be HUMAN! D: Seriously that is a tiny amount of hair, loosen your hold on the stick in your ass, it'll hurt less.

    • Andy

      You're kidding right?

    • Adriana

      good….. I thought I was seeing things…

    • Woop

      I used to think like this until i had my first girlfriend. The reality my friend is at some point your girlfriend wont remember/care/just hairy and you'll be ok with it because you love/like her alot. Funny how that works.

    • Fur Burger

      Yes, come to Alaska in winter and you will never get laid! My wife gets hairy'er than a yeti come winter. You better believe I still pleasure that!

    • eo2

      Your loss.

  • Swisschiver

    #16 she's Xenia Tchoumitcheva, a Swiss woman who's so beautiful…. Thanks The Chive

    • Limbo1291

      Awesome!!!! Another Swiss Chiver! KCCO!

      • Swiss Chalet

        Eermygod

    • Blip

      Sounds like a Russian name to me

  • http://hallucinatingmartyr.wordpress.com hallucinatingmartyr

    Reblogged this on hallucinatingmartyr.

    • Simon

      Ignored this on thechive

      • Jawbone

        Reblogged your reblog on "Fuck you douchebag virgin cunt". Someone will hopefully smother you with your ironic beanie hat soon, you fucking twat.

  • mrmostlymittens

    As a high school swimmer I had to train myself to not be turned on by girls in one piece suits…that's years behind me now so I no longer have to worry about that 🙂

    • Jokes on you

      Couldn't make the basketball squad?

      • Seriously

        Is this some attempt at a gay joke on mrmostlymittens?
        Who is gay here: the dude swimming with half naked women……
        or the guys getting all sweaty and groping each other all after some balls?

        • really seriously?

          No, your exactly right. Dudes shaving off all their body hair hanging out in speedos is pretty manly. Also basketball is played with only 1 ball. Bottom line: Who pulls more ass, Lebron James or Michael Phelps?

          • Greg Louganis

            Seriously… all swimmers are straight.

            • Kristen

              Yoou misspelled "Looseanus"

          • mrmostlymittens

            Fellas, lets take it easy. Lets put aside our differences and remember what brought us all here in the first place…half naked ladies. We can all agree on that, right…well actually we can't ha…but still, lets just enjoy the view 🙂

          • NEchivette

            Id bang Michael Phelps over Lebron James 😉

            • ???

              Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?

            • ...

              Any day. I hate Lebron with a passion that can not be matched

            • VTChivette

              Agreed.

      • Deboh

        phelps man i live in bmore that dude pulls crazy ass and he blazes. your lying to your self if you think hes not while hes not being tested. Phelps owns man. Gold meadals pull dimes

      • fjdklsa

        Swimming > Basketball. Significantly better workout. Jump in and try to swim a full 500 meters and you'll see.

        • mrmostlymittens

          You're a distance swimmer too? Awesome! How was your 500 time?

    • Froman

      i never joined the swim team for that exact reason

  • tapsnapornap

    Great googly moogly!!! O_O #1 #15 #26 #28 #29

    • john

      29 is a Cam girl

    • Steamedchives

      28 is from a porn photo shoot…. Marjana – Blue Star

  • rromero

    It would be awesome to play strip-poker with all of them.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #22 Oh yes, I would.

    • Woop

      She's trolling you brother. Jokes, i would too

  • Wet_tosti

    #11 That's bodypaint! God i hope it's bodypaint! I would throw them in the pool just to be sure!

    • Falthor

      this is not body paint… i remember this picture… the gallery had shots of them putting these semi-see through suits on.

      • Colin

        and why have you not posted the link to this gallery?????

        • inquisitor80

          yes the gallery or it didn't happen

          • Falthor

            uh… it was a gallery i'd seen about 2 years ago when i didn't even know this site existed… sorry guys. I'll see if I can dig it up again though.

    • omggg

      Samus Aran wet suit 🙂

  • Schnizz56

    #3 & #11 these would look good in anything

    • yankin257257

      very nice to see. u look very much pretty i hv ever seen. how can i contact u. what is yr job and where do u stay now. i m from Yangon.

  • _ThisGuy_

    #25 Give all the credit to the suit that you want, but this beauty would rock anything you put her in.

    • banana man

      Hannah Martin

      • JJJ

        People should definitely google Hannah Martin

    • http://www.facebook.com/jretrac Jason Carter
    • Drew

      Did anyone else read this as "this beauty would rock anything you put in her"? Because I sure did 😉

    • ampdizzy

      agreed

  • casinoguy

    #28. moarrrrrrrrr

    • Scott

      LEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • Falthor

      I agree MOAR

    • Roberto

      Marjana Hegre NSFW

      • Jawbone

        IIDDDIIIOOOTTTT…

    • dude

      you sir are correct!

    • khan

      beautiful style

  • eclipze

    #15 … has me converted.
    #18 seems a little fake lol

  • PianoFingers

    #18 is Marie-Claude Bourbonnais (NSFW, but not very)
    but who's #13?

    • chiapet

      jordan carver

    • http://www.quitchercryin.blogspot.com Dano152

      Aaaand PianoFingers is my new best friend. Thank you, sir.

    • Buzzin_Neon

      are you sure 18 isn't paris hilton's aunt?

  • MIke

    Oh hell yeah! Tetris related pun involving penis!!!!
    #31

    • DrGarnicus

      It's the only missing piece!

      • Jawbone

        Maybe she'll have some tits drop in soon!

    • leylandliiiiid

      yeh but look at the peices, she's obviously not very good at the game
      2/10 – would not bang

  • Boobman

    Boobman approves!

  • Justin Cider

    Ummmm nipple

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #27 i wanna turn all her knobs and flip all her switches!

  • RealZoo

    #3 #5 #11…Time to hit the beach!!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/frederic.purenne Frédéric Purenne

    Some of them aren't swimsuits, but I don't care one bit! =P

    #5 #21 #22

  • culpjp

    You forgot to include the obligatory picture of a girl in the R2D2 swimsuit. You guys are really starting to slip.

    • Bruce

      George Lucas says it's his copyright so they can't sell them anymore. I'm a little upset about this and I think the chive has some work to do 🙂

    • Boozer

      Well…they admitted they have been drinkin'. God Bless 'Em!

  • Ander

    True sexiness doesnt need to show as much skin as possible. True sexiness can make ur jaw drop even in a one piece.

    • DDD

      exactly, kate upton or sara jean would look good even in a moo moo….. women, exercise , eat right and stay fit and anything looks good on you…..

      • 4897

        and don't have plastic surgery.

  • whyme1973

    #11 #21 Damn.

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