• Sir mix alot


    • The_Dood

      This man, cannot lie.

  • Csquared303

    #5 SCISSORS!!!!!!

    • socalmarti

      Don't run with that in your hand! You'll poke your eye out kid!!!

    • Turrebo

      No running with scissors!

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      So THAT's what's in my pants! I wanna 'cut' you! IfyouknowwhatImean, wink wink, nudge nudge…

      – Fan testimonial:"The biggest question for me is, where did you get the idea you have "fans"? – Spx1"

    • Brian

      The next time someone catches me drawing a dick in the condensation of a window I can just tell them that I am making scissors.

  • http://www.facebook.com/justin.russell.948 Justin Russell

    Kids speak tell it like it is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.lopez.5494 Joshua Lopez


    • Ron Jeremy

      or just gay as fuck

    • http://twitter.com/Happie_Meal @Happie_Meal


  • Josh R.

    #2 And kids, thats how babies are made.

  • bbaama

    #16 is awesome

    • Roy Stalin

      story is that the lady shovels snow in the winter and the people pay her for it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

        Actually, the mother wrote a note to the teacher explaining that she worked at home depot. She's holding a pipe and the customers are paying her for it. It was features before.

      • Underbaker

        Actually the true story is that her mom works at a hardware store and they sold out of snow shovels that day.

    • pimij

      this isn't what you think – its a mom selling the last snow shovel at home depot – seen this before

      sorry to ruin it for everyone

    • Will

      I am not sure because I didn't read the other 4 replies but I think that is supposed to be a snow shovel. But I am just commenting without reading any other comments. So I am just taking a shot in the dark.

    • Spoiler

      The real story is she's a stripper but made up a story about shovels so the other kids dads won't try to fib out where she works.

    • kkbb

      It's all fake, done by a 17-year-old. http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/mistaken/shovel.a

    • Urethra Franklin

      The real story is shovel hardware #Snow Customer …….

  • johnny

    #9 is so awesome

    • ILchiver

      #9 is the best story ever

      • Cha.

        still a better love story than twilight

      • Anomanom

        You're gonna go far kid.

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Someone taught this child well.

    • TCO100

      Might be the greatest thing I've seen on the internets today!

    • A BiPolar Guy

      But an obvious fake, sadly.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/JessCDoyle dontmindmyfreckles

    Quite ok seeing #9 happen

    • Jere

      yeah, I agree.

    • DarkRonnie

      Faith in the future gen restored almost

  • BigPup

    Bobbitt's kid family photo? #5

  • Sparks10

    I was almost first but I fucked it up

    • jose 'el sack' lopez

      that's a compelling tale there

    • Seriously?

      Fucked up what? Life?

      • Sparks10

        A little bit but I made up for it.

  • XJC


    • ....

      not even close.

  • ttyl hef

    #9 a true visionary!

  • This is Me

    #23 is just sad.

    • FoolOfATook

      I was laughing uncontrollably, then I got to that one. Way to sober us up there Chive.

    • Scaggnettii

      yea really no reason to post this one chive. a lil rough

  • Nice

    Kids impression of bath salts

    • Kaylyn

      or by someone on bath salts

  • dragon2777

    #9 is the greatest thing I have ever seen

  • Vols fan

    #9 I want this to happen…

  • http://www.facebook.com/heyitscarlos Carlos Rodriguez

    #9 #16 I can't stop laughing.

    • MathNerd

      #16 is selling the last shovel at home depot, sorry for the buzz kill

  • zissou

    #13 Dali the early years?

  • cels0_o

    #16 looks fake. It's too perfect for a kid to have done that.

    • Underhill

      He's 42 years old.

      • Will

        That is what I heard too… I heard his mom is hot though…

    • Bangerang

      The story the goes with this one is that the mon is really shoveling snow and her neighbors are paying her to do theirs. No word of its real or not.

      • cels0_o

        The letters are too good to be a kids. If you compare it to the other kids writing it's not even close.

    • caleb

      same with #21 obvious adult printing.

      • that guy

        Could be a ten year old or so – still naive, but capable of half a sentence

    • guest

      The story on this one is this. Kids were asked to make a picture of their parents' job. This child drew a picture of her mom, working at Home Depot, selling the last snow shovel during a heavy storm. The patrons were vying for that shovel, which is clearly a story that resonated with the young lass at the time…BTW…this pic is nearly 10 years old. It has made the interweb rounds for years…

    • Duh

      I heard a rumor that it's a snow shovel

    • jordanB

      Ive seen this one before. Its supposed to be a picture of her mom selling snow shovels at home depot.

  • http://twitter.com/dbumbaco @dbumbaco

    #9 Hilarious #10 spawn of satan

  • Underbaker

    #1 Yep horror movies ruin everything. (or was that Lucky Charms?)

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

    #3 dafuq… a slurpee?

  • Ceb92

    #21 made me almost fall out of my chair

    • PoppaBen

      me too bro…HILARIOUS…is it supposed to say daddy and "bitch"? hahahah

  • passwordistaco

    #3 Daddy had to have a rib removed

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryn.phillips Ryan Phillips

    #3 nom nom nom.

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