• baddbuzz

    Yes they have and smoked the blondes by far . . .

    • HumpDan

      I wouldn't say that for sure…

      but if someone asked me which flavor I prefer Chivettes in, I'd pick neapolitan.

    • NorCal420

      Amen Brother

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      Omg, this album was full of smoke shows.. Brunettes 1 Blondes 0!

      • Nighteye2

        Time for a counter-offensive – by either the blondes or the reds. 😉

        I'll just sit back and watch ^_-

        • Willie

          I now have that scene of Jon Lovitz in the Wedding Singer "He's losing his mind!…I'm I'm reaping the benefits!!" *slowly moves behind curtain*

      • Dick

        OMG. "Smoke show" may be the most bro-i-est phrase out there right now. Let me guess… You have a barbed wire tatoo and you drink Monster before special occasions.

        • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

          Sorry "bro" no barbwire or monster for me! Nice try though. Keep hating my dude!

          • Dick

            Oh. And "my dude" is reserved for future sex criminals. Have fun at the next Hoobastank concert

            • Wait who?

              What's the matter brotato chip? Walked in on your chick blowin a dude with "smoke show" shirt and barb wire tattoo… Ah they were probably listening to Hoobastank too.

              • Dick

                That was your Dad blowing that guy. He sure is pretty

    • Justin

      True story.

    • Dick

      They may have smoked the blondes…. But you Sir, smoke serious Chiver cock. C'mon erybody!!! KCCO (Keep Calm Cock On)!!!

  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Oh dump the blond and brown stuff already; blondes are too dumb and brunettes too dishonest.

    REDHEADS!!! I want REDHEADS!!!

    BTW new game: spot the error.

    – Fan testimonial: "Here's a fan testimonial for you: "Go fuck yourself!" -SaveFerris – SaveFerris"

    • baddbuzz

      *e and BTW i love REDHEADS also . .

    • The Truth

      This is the only intelligent thing you have ever said. Congrats, a first for all!

    • Guest

      The error was your dad not pulling out in time

    • http://www.facebook.com/christina.lynn.125 Christina Lynn

      Shutup, cunt!

    • whoa

      fuck you, fuck. Nobody wants to play your stupid fucking games.

    • FunKiller

      I think the better part of you ran down your mom's ass crack.

    • Mark


  • teight

    great… every time I close my eyes now I see #14 or #57… I'm not sure who they are, but I'm not mad

    • nate33uc

      good god. these two are beauts

    • loves sammiches

      #57 is LG. One of the OG chivettes. #50 is her too.

      • Tundra

        Judging by the epic sculpted hotness, I concur that #57 is LG

      • _LG

        I love sammiches too.
        And good eye! 😉

    • Loupie

      My experience on theChive tells me that everytime there's a hot brunette and we don't know who she is she's Melanie Iglesias. So 14 and 57 are Melanie Iglesias…they just have to be.

      • JHL1

        Wrong on both counts. How can you not know who Melanie is?

        • Loupie

          The sarcasm was lost on my post I guess.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.lopez.5494 Joshua Lopez

    #11 im in love with mary jane…. second!

    • Epitomizer

      #11 Is FOOIIIIINN!

    • SWg33k

      Thank you #11 !

    • Aaron

      Aye, we need more of this lovely lady.

  • guest


  • misschris

    #7 *wolf whistle* I would try to take you home

    • MattyDeuce

      Yeah, she is my jam…diggin this one for sure!

    • nate33uc

      who in gods name is this????? find please!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes

      I do believe I have seen this person in real life

      • http://twitter.com/aibra @aibra

        I think she is from Ottawa, Canada

  • Guest_of_Honor

    How do we know all of their natural hair colors? Someone needs to check all submissions from both galleries.

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      If it has to be done…I'll do it.

  • Jesse

    #27 wins one category #54 wins another

  • Trav1121

    By far, the best hair color for chicks!

  • Johnny

    Brunettes are my soft spot

    • tv_paul

      Put Erectile Dysfunction joke here (sorry Johnny I'm just joking)

      • Guest

        If a guy suffers from ED does that put him in a hard spot?

  • Macro

    More of #12 #17 #23 … and WOW to #58!

    • shechiver

      i know who #17 is…..be careful of what you put on here.

      • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

        She's amazing.

    • mom

      [polldaddy 6517210 http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/6517210/ polldaddy]

  • Frank

    #58 DIBS!

    • mmhmmm

      I wanna suck her dick.

      • Lol regret

        Hahaha fuck it I loled!

  • tv_paul

    #58 It's an undies sundae. Does it come with a cherry?

    • Anon

      It came with a couple of other pictures about 6 months ago which were nice and I cant complain about seeing it again

    • JimBozo

      Nope…someone probably took that cherry a long time ago.

  • Kyle


  • _DoC_

    Think we need a weekly competition between the blondes, brunettes and redheads. The ante would of course have to be escalated in order to beat out the previous post…

  • Mr.Wiggles

    Brunettes FTW

  • Just sayin'

    #44 FTW
    #45 Good placement; you won't be seeing that in 20 years…

    • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes

      I don't care.. I stopped on this one for a double take lol

  • Rudy

    ohh maannn. i was so excited about being first i couldnt decide what to say plus this post alone distracted me. happy wed everybuddy. GO GIANTSA!

  • tv_paul

    #26 With that killer body all you have to do is make a sex tape than accidentally release it and then you'll get famous and get your own show on the E network.

    • Yup

      Wow yes MOAR!!

    • Chuck

      I agree. Find her!!!

  • Fi773l

    #45 *jaw drops & gurgles out* gorgeous

  • Yeppers

    #23 & #58

  • nefer

    Boobs are my soft spot.

  • techno_viking

    Brown, blonde, red… IDGAF because BOOBS. Oh and #7 FTW.

  • Rusty

    #38….Just bring that right over here, I'll treat you fine!

    • KyleGamgee

      I heart Alicia.

  • Tyrion Lannister

    Wait, wait, wait . . . you love chive? I love chive too! Let's have a drink and see what else we have in common.

    • Guest

      Hiding behind the hair, anybody else think she looks like Kristen Kruek?

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