The timeless wisdom of Jean Claude Van Damme (19 Photos)

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  • https://www.facebook.com/rdub76 Robert Wilson


    • Shawny

      He is by far the worst actor and the biggest disgrace to martial arts and today I just found out he is also a dumbass. Phew I was getting worried

    • http://www.facebook.com/david.w.smith.5623 David Weston Smith

      He does, apparently, have a massive IQ. I think he probably just loves the sound of his own voice too much.

  • Jon Doe

    I had no idea he was so breathtakingly stupid

    • Eric

      Well, english is his second language so he probably isn't THAT stupid

      • PJee

        As one of his countrymen, I'll say he's probably almost as stupid as he seems from those statements 🙂

        • truth

          But you guys are just not getting it. You take away the air and birds will fall from the….screw it. He does sound kinda like my cousin Ed after he huffed paint.

    • Wannabang

      He has an IQ over 150. He's smart, but that's not saying that it makes him wise.

    • thatdude

      "You have to believe what you say, and if you believe what you are saying, then acting is easy. "
      Jean Claude Van Damme

  • Jason

    Ah… What?

  • BCbeaut

    I guess he likes air

    • Tommy

      I guess you caoukd call him an airhead…

      • Jp10

        Yes, you caoukd. You most certainly caoukd.

        • Cyn

          Literally started laughing out loud!!!

      • someguy

        Slapping the keyboard, eh ?
        What's the matter, you run out of warm pies ?

  • boom!!!

    Oh I see. This is Jean-Claude's dumber, yet more suave brother Juan.

    Sheesh, guys. You get his name wrong and you even screw up the screw up. *clap… clap… clap…*

    • boom!!!

      Yay they fixed! Now remove that damn cyst from his forehead.

      • AveryJoe

        You mean his head?

  • Slappy

    This guys crazier than my ex wife!!!!!

  • Canucks_Rule

    #10 – *wipes tear from eye*

    bc chivers/chivettes, see below.
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    • joe shabadoo

      except when they play the bruins….

  • Anonymous

    First this was the worst post, sorry chive I love you

  • thenomadadventures

    well that was a complete- total and utter waste of my time…..guess i'll have to go back to work 🙁

    • chance

      Agreed. Total waste of time. Now to go back and read them all again…

  • BlackByrd77

    What's his deal with air?

    • KCJake

      Did you not see #7, #14, and #15? It's all right there, man.

    • Rhein

      His head is full of it…

    • vennexx

      its his brains way of crying out for more

  • Snarky Snarkerson

    Musings of an Idiot. Took one too many blows to the head apparently and disrupted all the air inside.

    • arandomperson

      So that is the reason "air" is always on his mind?!?

  • Me

    Very good, But brick no hit back! JACKSON! JACKSON! JACKSON!!!!

    • tralfaz

      "Don't know, never been attacked by tree." – Mr. Miyagi

  • Mando


    • Shawny

      Not su cow

  • http://zielinskiphotography.com Jim Zielinski

    "Air is a lot like my brain" ftw

  • KCJake

    #19 Mind blown.

  • Aslak

    Haha the wisdom of Jean-Claude Van Damme is legendary in french speaking countries, I didn't know that it is the same in the USA.

  • savagecabbage

    It takes a certain level of stupidity to come up with this utter nonsense… But then if i was high i'd probably be like… whooooaaaahhh

  • PdxChiver

    That was all wonderful.

  • sth128

    WTF?! Ok somebody just remove all the air. Sure, birds will die and planes will fall, but WE WON'T HEAR THIS FUCKING TARD ANYMORE.

    • notawittyname

      but if we remove all the air, we won't be able to hear the dolphin's sound waves.

      • sth128

        Yes we will. Sound waves can travel underwater.

        • asdasd

          Van Damme, what are you doing posting here under an anonymous username?

    • http://www.facebook.com/joey.hurtado Joey Hurtado

      But we don't use sound waves to talk yet. That won't be for another 1000 years. So we might still hear him.

  • hara

    I'm not saying it was aliens, but… aliens.

  • OhioChiver

    Then two if his most favorite things must be….Helium and Lithium.

    • professor

      lithium is a metal, dude

  • Jim

    I'm going to smoke a bowl and the, read this again…I'll then smoke another bowl and read it one more time and then, it will still make no sense. Except for the sound waves one…whooooaaa…..

  • Ken

    He likes air so much that he came over to my house to breathe mine.

    • Adam Warlock

      Then his brain grew two times larger.

  • Bill G

    He seems to really like oxygen….I dont think he is getting enough.

  • oqsig99

    #1 true or not, that is funny.

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