First World Solutions – Product Review: Suit of Armor (Video)

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  • Julie

    I had no idea 1 out of 47% of night time robberies occur when it's dark. Thank you Mac.

    • http://nttn.mu Mo'Phat

      And, as always, ke-

      • Dr_StrangePants


    • arTee

      "Night time WOBBERIES"

  • JakeStolzey

    I've been robbed seven times today

  • Erica

    There was definitely soda coming out of my nose when he fell off the bed.

    • Jen

      same here. this one was much better than the last.

    • Faced

      Ugh. If that was your reaction to this hilarity, then I can't even imagine which of your bodily functions have gone awry when you watch an episode of those wise crackin' comedy geniuses on "According to Jim."

      • Dahlton


        • Idk

          He's saying this was stupid.

    • http://twitter.com/oplock @oplock

      I think after he fell, the robber "Robert" stole his buhymen

  • Whoopi_G

    His voice doesn't match the one I had in my head for him.

    • Felcus

      I thought he was mute. A drunk mute. With extremely honed creepy stare skills.

      • DeDav

        Like Icelandic people? They all carry knives too.

    • Dan

      Same here, he sounds way more like a man than I thought he would.

    • grumpy

      I too always imagined him as constantly stoic and silent. Almost pathologically so.

      • Mmhmmm

        Ya this has really put a damper on Mac…

    • Darwin

      For some reason I always imagined he would sound Spanish. And Gay.

  • OhioChiver

    Leave it to Mac to forget the Codpiece. =/

  • Trav1121

    Moar Mac videos! Less Mac smiling tho… Haha

  • txchiver

    When will these become a weekly post??

    • kevin

      hopefully never… 🙁 kcco tho

  • bmf

    Had no idea that Mac talked like Keanu….

    • TX Chiver

      He does live in Cali…

    • tom


  • Guz

    Sword definitely has a silent W. I checked.

    • freakazoid

      And I suppose you pronounce your cool whip without an 'h' too. My, how shallow and pedantic.

      • Guz

        Cool what?

    • Pandamancer

      Twitter Verified!

  • 3Monkeys

    Thanks for the thorough review. I was *this* close to buying one until I saw the nighttime robbery simulation. Thank you, Mac. You saved me.

  • Hrdwood

    I kept waiting for him to introduce a cat into this somehow…

  • Lame Review

    lame video is lame, that being said, when it is night it is dark 100% of the time, The armor works if you know how to use it and mac clearly doesn't (twitter verified!) The sword works 100% of the time and mac doesn't.
    Thanks for reading this review

    • PDiddily420

      Actually, anyplace on Earth that's farther north than the Arctic Circle, or farther south than the Antarctic Circle, has at least one day a year when the sun doesn't rise, and at least one day a year when the sun doesn't set. The closer you get to the poles, the longer these annual periods of no sunrise and no sunset get.

      …The More You Know

      • Perkins Maxwell

        armor should come with a warning label making this clear "Not for polar use".

        • freakazoid

          Unless it's the West Pole. It works at the West Pole.

    • Lesigh

      come here my son… and i will tell you a tale of a place that only gets 6 hours of sunlight this time of year… and has no darkness in the middle of summer…

  • http://twitter.com/NorCalChiver @NorCalChiver


    • navyadam

      Shwords is an Esh word, Alex.

  • F5 F5 F5

    This is not DAR either. Hate you Mac.

  • Faced

    I kept waiting for it to get funny, but it just wouldn't. Be more funny!

    • Cody

      Agreed, it felt forced.

      • John

        Are you kidding me? It was fucking hilarious.

        • Pete

          If this was hilarious I should go pro comedian.

          • Idk

            Not with those grammar skills.

  • tv_paul

    I think this would get a low rating on IMDB. I preferred the Corn Dog maker with the Screech cameo.

  • toastymoe

    I think it was more like a "Mac virginity protector"

    • Err

      I seriously doubt that Mac is still a virgin.

  • Boobs

    When is mac gonna make a funny video?

    • Jeff

      agreed. Best career advice: keep being socialy akward and do your best not to speak

  • Tony G

    Am I the only one who expected Mac to sound more like a flamer?

  • justme

    There was only one thought going through my mind when he fell off the bed, face down. *wink* *wink*

  • guest

    Not quite as terrible as the corn dog machine video. Still not funny.

    • Doug

      thank you. I wish he'd stop making these. How does he get permission to post this garbage?

  • Dirt Diver

    Is it just me or is Mac's head not centered on his body ?

    • MD Student

      It looks like he may have suffered a neck fracture or accident growing up, and I'm sure he appreciates you pointing it out. Do you also go up to people in wheelchairs and remind them about their condition?

      • ...

        No I challenge them to races. Duh.

  • domingoDean

    As always what?!! what was he going to say? the suspense is killing me!

    • Idk


  • Tybee Rob

    You guys smoke entirely too much chronic. One of the many reasons I love y'all.

  • TheRealLomo

    If it isn't meant to be worn how the actual fuck did you wear it?

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