I know there are bunch more out there, so add what we missed in the comments below. Can’t wait to read what you filthy animals come up with!
Picking my nose can be pretty awesome, especially when you’ve had a hardened, jagged booger tormenting you in a situation where you can’t get it out, and finally get some freedom and dig it out. –urchigold
I find it satisfying to take a sharp object…like a thumbtack or something…and dig all the crusty nasty shit out of the grooves of my video game controllers or computer mouse. –blackjesushiphop
Doing an absolutely massive fart.
I still remember well the biggest fart I’ve ever done. It was in the middle of a January night in 2011. I had a job interview the next day and I woke up during the night needing a pee. I went to the toilet and on returning to my bed I lay down, rolled over and proceeded to do a fart which must have lasted most of twenty seconds. It felt like my entire body was being slowly deflated. –FuckCazadors