Our world is filled with absolute truths. Examples? Death is inevitable. The sun rises in the east, and sets in the west. If you stick your bare hand in fire, you will be burned. 2 + 2 = 4.
Nancy Grace is the devil.
But among the most absolute of them all, is that a man will do anything to get a blowjob. Sometimes it might require driving hundreds of miles, other times putting up with evil in-laws… But every so often it requires a man to write an impromptu persuasive essay at the drop of a hat, with a strong thesis statement and extremely credible cited sources as to why it’s beneficial to both parties. Which this guy below did. Quite merrily.
His girlfriend Tweeted his willingness to go the extra couple million miles, and his efforts have since been Retweeted nearly 80,000 times.
Also, feel free to check his sources:
The Evolution of Sexuality done by Oakland University (careful opening, it’s a hilariously large PDF)
June 2011 issue of ‘The Journal of Adolescent Health,’ from John Hopkins Bloomberg School of Health
And if John Hopkins and Oakland University aren’t reliable sources, you should definitely take 360Nobs.com’s advice on giving fellatio. They seem credible.
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