69 Tweets You Should Consider Very Carefully Before Having Kids

Kids are the greatest. Ok, maybe not the “greatest,” but they’re pretty good. Well, I mean, not like “good.” Ok fine, they’re monsters. Tiny little, disposable-income-draining,  nice-thing-ruining monsters who look just enough like you that you can’t help think they’re the greatest, even though you know better.

If you’re thinking about having one of these 18-year obligations, forget all the baby books, New York Times think-pieces and advice from your friends and really take in these Tweets before pulling the trigger. Just saying…

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