I’ve gotta say; the honeymoon period of a relationship is the greatest. You can’t get enough of each other, everything is all sunshine and roses and you love going the extra mile to make them happy. In this period, there’s no funny noises, weird smells or general talk about how much goes into making ourselves smell great and look good. It’s a time of innocence.
Then reality hits… she’s got an ass like a trombone with a smell to match, and your carefully waxed veneer of a hairless back, goes to the wayside and she realizes that you’re secretly a silverback gorilla and those monthly haircuts includes loads of hot wax. But how soon does that happen? How soon should it happen? When does all the nice stuff turn nasty?
To paraphrase a line from a popular children’s book: everybody poops, and farts, belches, has weird smells and their bodies do some strange things. When see our S/O do something like that for the first time, it can be devastating; the illusion is shattered and they become human. Whether it’s accidental or you get to that point organically, each couple has their own way about it. So what’s the norm? The folks over at Sapio Blog have taken it upon themselves to survey 2,000 people to see what everyone else is doing and if there are any deal-breakers on what disclosures are appropriate, and when a good time to get to that “special” level of intimacy is.
Leave the bathroom door open, because we’re learning something new today.