So, you got dumped. Sucks, right? What sucks even more is not being able to get over the agonizing pain of being forever alone and also annoying your friends in the process because you’re suddenly really terrible to be around. You get drunk, you find a shitty rebound and you attempt to make yourself look hotter. When you realize you hate the gym and need something else to make you feel better, science has an answer for you.