Leave it to scientists to figure this sh*t out a decade too late (at least) for me. While some of these may come as no surprise, a few of these just might turn the tide in your favor.
Not to be confused with Col. Sanders medulla oblongata.
Sorry to all the hipsters and legit bearded dudes out there, apparently women still like men smooth as a baby’s ass.
Any man who has tried any sort of craft or home improvement with a woman won’t be at all surprised by this.
I need to know the names of these gyms!
Well, this explains “Stage-5 Clinger” syndrome.
Yo, where the hell was this fact when I was an adolescent?!
So there is some truth to the whole “lady on the streets freak in the sheets” thing.
Riiiiiiiiiight….
Unfortunately, none of this matters because she’ll never talk to you again.
Jon Hamm arrives at the world premiere of "Million Dollar Arm" on Tuesday, May 6, 2014 in Los Angeles. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP)
This one won’t come as a shock, but at least science put some numbers to what we all already knew.
h/t Made Men
