IMO the entire premise of this chart is flawed. You can’t rank fries by the type of fry. You’re telling me that a curly fry from Arby’s can never be better than a standard cut fry at Wendy’s just because of its shape? Get the fuck out of here with that intolerance.
I dream of a day when we will judge a fry by the content of its deliciousness, not by the shape in which it is cut. Don’t be a fry racist. Because at the end of the day, they’re all French.