There are two kinds of “professionals” in this world: ones that fake a sick day now and then and ones who are full of shit. Actually, I guess that is kind of the same thing. I digress… Whether its shit going on at home, avoiding shit at work or you honestly just want to play the newest Madden all day, we’ve all called and spun some ridiculous bullshit to our bosses. No joke, it happens so much, there is a “WikiHow” page on calling in. Don’t bother with that though, I got you covered right here. Just follow these simple steps and you’re free to browse theCHIVE all day without ever leaving your bed.