We are raised to believe that telling a lie is never OK. But as we grow older, it becomes clear that sometimes, lying is by far the best thing to do in certain situations. We asked Chivers on our Instagram when it was OK to fib. Here are some of our favorite responses.
When Ur five yr old asks where babies come from. — wynndixie33
“did u fart?” — jgulick34
Do you think my sisters pretty ? — beowulf4574
Did you see my call? — joe_soldano
When she has stank-puss and she asks you if you’re okay but you’re trying to kill a dry spell. — marineman08
The only time to lie is when you need to take a day off work. — alreddy2
When somebody asks you about fight club. That’s it. — therealhandsomejohn
Did you cum? — marinasyellow
“Does this make me look fat?” — themrmfjones
When someone asks for a bite of your food and you tell them that it’s not that good because you don’t want to share any — frefanie_ryan_coy
When your wife cooks you supper and it sucks but she asks if you like it. You say yes because she cooks your food and she could poison you at any meal. — curranmcalister
When u need to go number 2 but you tell everyone you are going number 1 — ronromance_
All the way up until the cell door closes — dspenn85
*Holding up baby* “Doesn’t he look just like you!?” — alextillas17
When your kid asks if you like their drawing — mndgrrsn
Only if you are Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann is sitting on your face. — mikesadler2
If a kid under eight asks if santa, the easter bunny, or the tooth fairy is real — nlatchx
