“I joined the Army. Best one-time decision I ever made.
“I want to learn discipline, fulfill my duty as a citizen, become trained to prosecute war, meet fellow patriots, and grow some damn chest hair.”
One brain injury, busted ankle, and an episode of yearlong, psychosis-inducing insomnia later
“Well, I’m quite satisfied. I think I’ll be a massage therapist for a while.”” – u/everburningblue