Let’s play a game of ‘What 5 Words Can you Arrange More Devastating Than This Scorned Girlfriends?’ I’ve been trying all morning and this is the best I could muster.
“Harry, Hedwig didn’t make it.”
“Fried Chicken made illegal, forever.”
“The Patriots win another Superbowl!”
“Nancy Grace sex tape leaked.”
“You left your computer unlocked.”
Pretty awful, right? Wrong. At least not compared to the 5 words this girlfriend to her boyfriend after finding out he drunkenly cheated on her. Check out her ice-fucking-cold response below.