I’ve said it in the past and I’ll reiterate it now — there’s nothing wrong with having a kink or a fetish. You’re into banging old shoes with googly eyes taped to them? Cool, bang that shoe bb boi. I got no qualms with whatever kinks you’re aroused by. Just practice them in a safe, private, consensual and Lomitrin-filled environment, y’know?
With that said — below is a list of fetishes just slightly more intense than shoe-banging. Seriously. I had both balloon animals and Michael Bay movies ruined for me after compiling it.
YE BE WARNED.