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Kissing Shield
Do you want to mash faces with someone, but not actually touch them? Well, germaphobes and Rogue from X-Men rejoice! This patent, which in no way looks like a xenomorph facehugger in the patent design, is here to make you more and less connected to people at the same time.
One of the ideas brought up in the patent is for politicians to kiss babies without spreading baby germs, but still. It’s weird.