I’m not a cat person, and frankly, I don’t plan on ever becoming one and this thread is why. Cats literally don’t give two fucks about anything and do whatever they want. Dogs, on the other hand, they’re a universal treasure.
My proof is this story about Ella the idiot cat, and a sassy octogenarian named Larry, all shared by Christopher Ingram in a roller coaster of a Twitter thread.
If, however, you are a cat person, and have found lifelong companionship with your pet, then I salute you. Your cat’s probably smarter than this one.