Hide your Blue Bell, because people out here are defiling the many delicious and varied flavors of Texas’ favorite ice cream by filming themselves taking a tub off a grocery store shelf, licking the top, then putting it back — all in the pursuit of internet glory. It’s Cookie Two-Step Cunnilingus. Pistachio Almond Pornography. Mocha Almond Fudge Mouth Sex. And people are facing jail time over it.