I’m not a fan of spiders. All those eyes, legs and leaving their webs everywhere, I could live without them, frankly. But living where I do, I just have to deal with the regular guys, that just do their thing in a dark corner.
But these bizarre guys, going around pretending to be something else just so they can hide better, mate more frequently and hunt more efficiently. I don’t wanna see them. Ever.
Hard no, bug bois.