We all like to cut loose after a long workday/work week, right? I mean, we’ve put in our hours, dealt with the morons, avoided social situations with the co-workers we can’t stand, and at the end of it all, we want to pamper ourselves. So we go out, get drunk, binge Netflix, take a hot bath, hit the gym, do some other self-care regimen, or just drop our pants and masturbate. Yeah, I said it.
Everybody does it, and frankly, I dare you to admit that it’s not the most relaxing and enjoyable activity to truly care for yourself and pamper your wounded psyche. Frankly, I think it solves all the world’s problems and this survey from Univia just proves it. It’ll even help you succeed in your career. True story.
So drop your hand into your pants like Al Bundy, and prove to everyone that your fascination with your junk will save the world.