The 2019-2020 fantasy football season has come to a close. And with its finale comes the glory of victory, but more importantly, the sting of defeat. For most leagues, merely emptying the wallet of the last place finisher isn’t enough. There must be a reckoning in the form of public embarrassment, physical challenge, or a healthy combination of both. In the coming days, if you see a grown man selling lemonade on a street corner while dressed in a Boy Scouts uniform that is much too small, or a man approaching a woman at a bar while wearing a shirt that reads, in crudely scribbled Sharpie, “I HEART PEGGING”, then chances are you’re witnessing someone who drafted a kicker in the first round.
Twitter user Cyrus Wittig was forced to endure a fantasy football punishment of his own: The Waffle House Challenge. And he chronicled his penance for our sadistic enjoyment.