Is 2020 a simulation? Was Elon Musk right? How is reading headlines about New Yorker reporters jerking off while on a Zoom call somehow normal? I’m ready to get off this ride now.
While we’re on the subject of getting off at the right moment, let’s meet someone who does it at the wrong moment: The New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin. While on a Zoom call practicing an election simulation with colleagues this past Tuesday, Toobin (apparently under the impression his camera was off) thought it a great time to whip out Toobin Jr and take a visit to Cranktown. As you can imagine, this was a mistake.