Fruits and vegetables are clearly evolving. Becoming sentient. And from the look of things, this isn’t a Veggie Tales scenario, where all they wannna do is dress up in costumes and teach our kids about the bible. This is an Attack of the Killer Tomatoes scenario — and these fruits and veggies are out for blood. That’s right. Apples, once touted as the best way to avoid a visit with the doctor, are now determined to put you in the hospital. Carrots seek to blind. And prunes are less concerned with maintaining the regular movement of your bowels than they are ripping those bowels from your body altogether.