I really want to emphasize this right out of the gate: This story comes from Glasgow, Scotland.
I really REALLY want to make sure that when you read the messages that follow, that you read them with the thickest Scottish accents you can manage in your head. It only makes this story better (and based on the language used, it won’t be hard for you to imagine).
But I’m getting ahead of myself. This story comes to us from Archangel 1608 Tattoo Studio, and they posted an exchange they had with a customer who insisted their tattoo wasn’t healing right: