America all over your A**!

I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I’m gonna kick some butt, I’m gonna drive a big truck, I’m gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE! All-new Charlie Day America available RIGHT HERE.

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Ostrich Polos are BACK at The Chivery

OG Chivers know that The Chivery has probably the best polos in the world. The classic Ostrich Polos sport insanely comfortable 4-way stretch, moisture-wicking fabric and are perfect for work or play. Oh, they’re also back. Finally. And, in two new colors on top of that. So, cruise over HERE and snag one before they’re gone again. (Pro-tip, if you order by 1pm CST on Wednesday 6/14 with next day air shipping, you can still get it in time for Father’s Day… just sayin’).

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Do you take drugs, Danny?

Danny: Hey, Mr. Webb. Can I ask you something? Ty: Sure thing. Shoot, Timmy. Danny: Danny. When you were my age, did you ever have trouble deciding what you wanted to do with your life? Ty: No, I’ve never had that problem. Why? Danny: Forget it. I didn’t think you’d understand. Ty: Do you take drugs? Danny: Every day. Ty: Good. So what’s the problem?

One of The Chivery’s all time classics is back in stock. Snag one HERE, and figure out what you want to do with your life.

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Hats on Hats on Hats

The Chivery’s buy more, save more hat sale kicked off today, just in time for all of those long sun-drenched summer days ahead. Get 10% off 1 hat, 20% off 2, and 30% off 3 or more. You get how this works. . .the more you buy, the more you save. And that just feels good. Snag yours now HERE before they’re gone.

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Back off man. I’m a scientist.

Paraphycholgist Peter Venkman is heralded not just as one of Bill Murray’s best film characters, but one of the best characters in any film… of all time. Venkman and the rest of the Ghostbusters were such a hit that they saw success world-wide, spawning a host of amazing non-english marketing, which inspired us to create this Japanese-poster-themed BFM, just for the occasion of the film’s anniversary. Snag this exclusive tee from The Chivery right HERE.

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theCHIVE Custom YETI Drinkware

YETI “Ramblers” have long been the gold standard for rugged drinkware that keeps your beverage either cold or hot longer than any other cup on the planet with their double-walled, stainless steel construction. So, we’re proud to partner with YETI to bring you these exclusive, official Keep Calm and BFM custom 20 and 30 oz Ramblers. These things are already flying off the shelves, so snag yours HERE before they’re gone.

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Father’s Day is coming right up

It happens every year, but every year we tend to forget. Well, here’s your reminder: Father’s Day is Sunday, June 18th. Lucky for you, we’ve got a whole collection of cool shit for dad right HERE. Golf head covers and divot tools? Check. Custom YETI drinkware? Check. Sock, Man Card, BBQ Set? Check, check, check. So, cruise over HERE and snag something for Dad. Get yourself something nice while you’re at it.

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