Cat Saturday /kat sadərˌdā/
Noun:
1) The day of the week that you must bow down and worship your cat overlords. They let you leave the house Monday through Friday, so that you can afford their treats and toys. On Saturday, it is your turn to amuse them.
2) A collection of the best of all things cat. You know you love them, even if they only pretend to love you.
3) Cat doesn’t care what day it is. It is time for you to give them treats, so get out the bed, you lazy human.
4) The day before Catacular Sunday. Cat Saturday is where you prepare your tribute and buy the cat their preferred toys, so that you can meet their every need on Sunday.