Rats get a bum rap!
I mean, come on, they’re basically just squirrels with naked tails, and everyone thinks squirrels are cute.
Rats aren’t annoying pests; They’re highly intelligent, social creatures with complex emotions and genuine empathy.
To all the rats out there, don’t be discouraged!
I’ve compiled ten, mind-blowing rat facts to rehabilitate your public image. Soon you’ll scurry down the streets proudly, a whole world of trash snacks for the nibbling! Statues will be erected in your honor across the globe, and instead of people running from you in fear, they’ll smile and wave, proud to stand in the presence of rodent royalty.
Team Rat!