A group of photoshoppers decided to bring these exceedingly shitty tattoos to life and I hate absolutely them for it. This is the stuff of nightmares.
Some inanimate things should just stay unalive — giving them the curse of sentience is too damn scary. Take Frankenstein’s monster. Or Pinnocchio. Or the vegetables from Veggietales (it’s ironic that those little freaks are so religious because their very existence spits in the face of God).
And now it’s these tattoos being thrust into horrible, terrifying consciousness. Kill them all. Kill them before they kill us.