Read the beautiful prose of Bagel Bites, and tell me you don’t hear a melody playing along in your head…
Pizza in the mornin’
Pizza in the evenin’
Pizza at suppertime
When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime
These commercials are carved on the walls of millennial minds from coast to coast. We were raised by TV, real TV. We didn’t have no stinkin’ ad-free streaming services (I guess we kind of don’t even have that now). We didn’t have no stinkin’ Tivo or DVR. We didn’t have no stinkin’ cell phones to distract us. And we had to walk to school ten miles in the snow! UPHILL!
Good news is, back in our day, commercials rocked… wait, my bad… commercials were straight fire, no cap, on God, yeet, come thru, KING.
Here are 20 commercials that will tickle your nostalgia bone (if you’re old enough to remember flip phones and Tamagotchis).